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  • RickRo
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    • Jul 2010
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    #256
    Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    You have not made an introduction thread. Spewing pedophile to young girls is not an introduction.

    I never said it was. So thanks for proving my point even tho I never asked you to.
    I appreciate you making a very detailed response and not just one that consists of you blatantly denying everything I say and calling it lies. Maybe even going far enough to say that I worship Satan even tho I never mentioned anything of the sort. Not implying that I wanted you to. Thanks for not doing that.



    This is about the thread title not a you tell someone about what is and what isn't a introduction thread. I already gave my 2 cents. I'm out as far as staying in this thread goes.

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
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      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #257
      Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

      Originally posted by RickRo View Post
      I never said it was. So thanks for proving my point even tho I never asked you to.
      I appreciate you making a very detailed response and not just one that consists of you blatantly denying everything I say and calling it lies. Maybe even going far enough to say that I worship Satan even tho I never mentioned anything of the sort. Not implying that I wanted you to. Thanks for not doing that.



      This is about the thread title not a you tell someone about what is and what isn't a introduction thread. I already gave my 2 cents. I'm out as far as staying in this thread goes.
      So you don't like following rules also. You are required to make an introduction thread before posting. You may also like to show some manners. Try reading all postings before posting your comments.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • RickRo
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        • Jul 2010
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        #258
        Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        So you don't like following rules also. You are required to make an introduction thread before posting. You may also like to show some manners. Try reading all postings before posting your comments.
        Whoops

        Looks like I broke my stay out of a thread I gave 2 cents on thing.

        I am sorry my queen for I worship Satan. Telling me that I worship Satan does not give me the right to be sarcastic towards you.



        but seriously tho this is gonna be my LAST post in this thread . It doesn't matter what you post that makes me want to respond I won't do it now.

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #259
          Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

          Originally posted by RickRo View Post
          Whoops

          Looks like I broke my stay out of a thread I gave 2 cents on thing.

          I am sorry my queen for I worship Satan. Telling me that I worship Satan does not give me the right to be sarcastic towards you.



          but seriously tho this is gonna be my LAST post in this thread . It doesn't matter what you post that makes me want to respond I won't do it now.
          Yes indeed you must follow Satan. You do not want to accept the Lord and his word in the King James Bible. You also have a lack of manners and respect towards Christians.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • PreacherQuentin
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            • Jul 2010
            • 8

            #260
            Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            I was thinking about this today. According to the Darwinists, we came from monkeys. Monkeys have tails. So if why came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? WHERE IS MY TAIL, EVILUTIONISTS?!? I don't have one! 100% PROOF that EVILUTION IS A LIE!!!
            i don't care to read all the other posts, i'm getting right to the point; evaaryone knows we did not come from monkeys, rather ape like creatvres, i mean aren't chimpanzees technically monkeys? where are their tales? and yov have a tail bone, jvst like evaaryone else and more than likely, over the covrse of evolvtion, the tails on hvmanoids became vseless to svrvival as to where they were no longer needed and they retracted into the body

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
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              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #261
              Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

              Originally posted by PreacherQuentin View Post
              i don't care to read all the other posts, i'm getting right to the point; evaaryone knows we did not come from monkeys, rather ape like creatvres, i mean aren't chimpanzees technically monkeys? where are their tales? and yov have a tail bone, jvst like evaaryone else and more than likely, over the covrse of evolvtion, the tails on hvmanoids became vseless to svrvival as to where they were no longer needed and they retracted into the body
              Do monkeys retract their tails when they aren't using them? No. Wherever did you get this stupid idea?
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              • PreacherQuentin
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                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2010
                • 8

                #262
                Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                Do monkeys retract their tails when they aren't using them? No. Wherever did you get this stupid idea?
                do yo have any idea of how mvch time things take to evolve? STVPID! millions of years, and they vse their tales so often that they will most likely nevaar end vp loosing them... i bet yov still have yovr piggy tale

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                • Bobby-Joe
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #263
                  Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                  That shows you how stupid evolutionismists are; like humans, apes and chimpanzees don't have monkey like tales and yet the by the Darwinist THEORY they are supposed to be related.

                  But here is another questions for Darwnists; okay for the sake of argument lets just accept human are descendant from your magical monkey (though as a Christian I find the idea of talking animals utterly absurd). So went did Original Sin come in Darwinist? With the Monkeys?

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                    • May 2010
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                    #264
                    Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                    Originally posted by PreacherQuentin View Post
                    do yo have any idea of how mvch time things take to evolve? STVPID! millions of years, and they vse their tales so often that they will most likely nevaar end vp loosing them... i bet yov still have yovr piggy tale
                    You say I can't see them retract their tails because they take millions of years to retract, but you forget one detail: monkeys don't even live that long! STVPID!
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                    • BelieverInGod
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                      • Feb 2010
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                      #265
                      Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                      You say I can't see them retract their tails because they take millions of years to retract, but you forget one detail: monkeys don't even live that long! STVPID!
                      I want a retractable tail. It would be so nice to be able to entertain the baby while I was peeling potatoes, or to rock the crib while getting my sewing done.

                      Yep, a tail would be one useful tool, I don't see how it would be useless and retract.
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                      • god is a lie
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                        • Jul 2010
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                        #266
                        Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        You say I can't see them retract their tails because they take millions of years to retract, but you forget one detail: monkeys don't even live that long! STVPID!
                        Evolution does take millions of years to occur, the passing down of traits through the generations is what causes it, humans have developed without tails because we split apart from a COMMON ANCESTOR of the monkeys, not the monkeys themselves. in our branch of evolution we slowly lost our tails as we began to walk upright and moved out of the trees (thus having tails was no longer an advantage). The reason tails disappeared was the SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, in other words those that had larger tails were at a disadvantage and were killed faster by predators or could not find food as effectively.
                        So through the generations this pattern of the smaller tails living longer/ finding more mates lead to the tail almost completely disappearing, we do still however have whats left of our tails to this day in the form of the tailbone.

                        Evolution does happen, we can see this to this day in humans,
                        in the last 100 years the average human height around the world has risen, as has the average breast size. This is because these are both desirable traits and the human populous is adapting to suit them.

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                          • May 2010
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                          #267
                          Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                          Originally posted by god is a lie View Post
                          Evolution does take millions of years to occur, the passing down of traits through the generations is what causes it, humans have developed without tails because we split apart from a COMMON ANCESTOR of the monkeys, not the monkeys themselves.
                          So we were all conjoined twins before we split apart from our monkey ancestors? How would having a monkey attached to you aid in survival? Evilutionistic theories just get weirder and weirder. I think you're making this up as you go along.
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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #268
                            Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                            Originally posted by god is a lie View Post
                            Evolution does take millions of years to occur, the passing down of traits through the generations is what causes it, humans have developed without tails because we split apart from a COMMON ANCESTOR of the monkeys, not the monkeys themselves. in our branch of evolution we slowly lost our tails as we began to walk upright and moved out of the trees (thus having tails was no longer an advantage). The reason tails disappeared was the SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, in other words those that had larger tails were at a disadvantage and were killed faster by predators or could not find food as effectively.
                            So through the generations this pattern of the smaller tails living longer/ finding more mates lead to the tail almost completely disappearing, we do still however have whats left of our tails to this day in the form of the tailbone.

                            Evolution does happen, we can see this to this day in humans,
                            in the last 100 years the average human height around the world has risen, as has the average breast size. This is because these are both desirable traits and the human populous is adapting to suit them.
                            Stop with you atheist dripple. God created man & woman, Adam & Eve. Only things that have tails are animals, demons of the devil, and satan worshipers.

                            Genesis 1
                            27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
                            28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                              • Dec 2006
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                              #269
                              Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                              Originally posted by god is a lie View Post
                              Evolution does take millions of years to occur
                              And the Earth is only 6000 years old! HA! You've argued yourself into a corner there!

                              No evilution.
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                              • god is a lie
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                                #270
                                Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                So we were all conjoined twins before we split apart from our monkey ancestors? How would having a monkey attached to you aid in survival? Evilutionistic theories just get weirder and weirder. I think you're making this up as you go along.
                                Not too sure where you came up with conjoined twins out of that, split means that from one common ancestor 2 (or more) species were created, one went and developed into the monkeys we see today and the other evolved into us. In much the same way that all the dog species of today evolved from the wolf through selective and separated breeding.

                                the idea of having a monkey physically attached to you is odd to say the least. Evolutionist facts make perfect sense to a logical mind, if you were properly educated and not brainwashed into worshiping a book as a child you would understand this.

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