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  • #3001
    Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

    Originally posted by Baal Adramelch View Post
    Dont call me "boy" I am your elder and superior.
    You're not a boy?

    Wait: are you one of those "ladyboys" I've heard about?



    YiC,

    Zech
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    • #3002
      Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      You're not a boy?

      Wait: are you one of those "ladyboys" I've heard about?



      YiC,

      Zech
      I seem to speak about homo's alot. Perhaps could it be possible that I am one?

      I will pray for my sins to be forgiven.

      Also I am a boy......Sir!
      2 Kings 18:27 But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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      • #3003
        Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

        "I am Muslim" have you ever read the Quran the Quran says that the earth is flat and that Jesus hasnt been crusified?!!

        Originally posted by I'mAMuslim View Post
        ...
        Intelligent Pulling, the way it was described doesn't seem to answer my statement.
        Why would intelligent pulling keep everyone on the planet, and yet you gave me 'proof' that showed me that that's why airplanes can go all the way across the world?

        I just need you to elaborate more on that than to just give me something that basic.
        Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

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        • #3004
          Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

          Originally posted by I'mAMuslim View Post
          ...
          Intelligent Pulling, the way it was described doesn't seem to answer my statement.
          Why would intelligent pulling keep everyone on the planet, and yet you gave me 'proof' that showed me that that's why airplanes can go all the way across the world?

          I just need you to elaborate more on that than to just give me something that basic.
          The earth is not a planet.

          Originally posted by SaadAlbanij View Post
          "I am Muslim" have you ever read the Quran the Quran says that the earth is flat and that Jesus hasnt been crusified?!!
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          The odious koran is written in an obsolete language no-one ubderstands any more. Of course he hasn't read it. Sure, there are madrassas and insane clerics claiming to teach it's meaning but they don't know what it says either. The language is extinct. They just make up whatever meaning fits their agenda de jour and teach that. Only problem is that they've all got different agendas.






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          • #3005
            Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

            I am a recovering muslim, I have read the qur'an. It's really a bunch of gibberish and blaspheme. Every other page is about violence against infidels, or how many whores you get in the afterlife when you martyr your own demonic spawn by tying bombs to their chests.

            It's really not for the thinking man of God, it's more for illiterate unwashed hordes of drones who are so fed up with their miserable existences they would rather end it all in a fiery explosion, mindlessly following orders from some pedo imam, than try to change their lot in life by embracing Jesus

            Now how about we stop this talk about false gods and prophets and get back to glorifying the Christian God and Sweet Merciful Jesus


            God Bless
            DAM
            Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
            Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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            • #3006
              Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

              You're fucking stupid if you think the earth is flat you fucking stupid Christian!!

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              • #3007
                Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                Originally posted by bmth0494 View Post
                You're piffleing stupid if you think the earth is flat you piffleing stupid Christian!!
                You sound angry, son. What's going on? What sin is keeping you from experiencing the love and peace that can only come from the Savior?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #3008
                  Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                  No I'm not angry I'm just not stupid enough to believe a 2000 cult leader

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                  • #3009
                    Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                    Originally posted by bmth0494 View Post
                    No I'm not angry
                    A person who is truly not angry, doesn't sound so bitter.

                    So what is it friend? What sin keeps you from knowing the love of Christ? Is it homosexuality? Excessive shopping? Pornography? Pony fan?

                    We can help.

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #3010
                      Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                      Originally posted by bmth0494 View Post
                      You're piffleing stupid if you think the earth is flat you piffleing stupid Christian!!
                      What has Jesus ever done for you boy? Just think about it, He died (temporarily) for you.

                      Wise up and find the right path. Other wise there is a slippery slope for you:

                      Psalms 35:6

                      Let their way be darke and slippery, and let the Angel of the Lord persecute them.
                      Isaiah 66:15

                      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                      • #3011
                        Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                        Originally posted by bmth0494 View Post
                        No I'm not angry I'm just not stupid enough to believe a 2000 cult leader
                        The Bible contains the message of Salvation. To reject its Truths is to reject Life. Jesus teaches us:

                        John 10:10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. KJV


                        What is the alternative to this abundant Life, assured by Jesus? The alternative is death and not just any old death, death followed by an infinite amount of torture, over and over again, unceasing torment, everlasting despair.

                        This is wisdom beyond even knowledge, as we like to call our meagre understanding of the world and everything in it. God made those stars, made that moon and sun. God made all the trees and God reveals:

                        Job 36:26-33 Behold, God is great, and we know him not, neither can the number of his years be searched out. For he maketh small the drops of water: they pour down rain according to the vapour thereof: Which the clouds do drop and distil upon man abundantly. Also can any understand the spreadings of the clouds, or the noise of his tabernacle? Behold, he spreadeth his light upon it, and covereth the bottom of the sea. For by them judgeth he the people; he giveth meat in abundance. With clouds he covereth the light; and commandeth it not to shine by the cloud that cometh betwixt. The noise thereof sheweth concerning it, the cattle also concerning the vapour. KJV


                        Our understanding is limited. That is why we have been given The Bible. To reject Its teaching is to reject God, which is to reject Jesus, which is to reject Life. The Bible is particularly clear on just this pint:

                        EPHESIANS 3 Paul writes:
                        2-5 If ye have heard of the dispensation of the grace of God which is given me to you-ward: How that by revelation he made known unto me the mystery; (as I wrote afore in few words, Whereby, when ye read, ye may understand my knowledge in the mystery of Christ) Which in other ages was not made known unto the sons of men, as it is now revealed unto his holy apostles and prophets by the Spirit;
                        10-11 To the intent that now unto the principalities and powers in heavenly places might be known by the church the manifold wisdom of God, According to the eternal purpose which he purposed in Christ Jesus our Lord:
                        17-19 That Christ may dwell in your hearts by faith; that ye, being rooted and grounded in love, May be able to comprehend with all saints what is the breadth, and length, and depth, and height; And to know the love of Christ, which passeth knowledge, that ye might be filled with all the fulness of God.
                        20-21 Now unto him that is able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that worketh in us, Unto him be glory in the church by Christ Jesus throughout all ages, world without end. Amen.
                        KJV . look up


                        I hope that is helpful.

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                        • #3012
                          Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                          Originally posted by bmth0494 View Post
                          You're piffleing stupid if you think the earth is flat you piffleing stupid Christian!!
                          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #3013
                            Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                            How did Jesus make large mouth bass??

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                            • #3014
                              Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                              Originally posted by bmth0494 View Post
                              No I'm not angry I'm just not stupid enough to believe a 2000 cult leader
                              Does it matter if that "cult leader" created the universe and loans you each breath you take? Insolent little modernist.

                              "The earth is the Lord's and the fullness thereof." (Psalm 24:1)

                              Pastor Ed

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                              • #3015
                                Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                Originally posted by bmth0494 View Post
                                How did Jesus make large mouth bass??
                                Our Lord Jesus never once engaged in foul, drug crazed homersexual practices such as this. How dare you even suggest such a thing? Is there no end to the hatred of these atheist fools?

                                Oh yes, Lord, when he burns I will sit with You and laugh, as You promised.
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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