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  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

    "Feminazi?" First off, I'm a dude. And because, unlike many people here, I think women are more than sex slaves made for no other purpose than to serve men, I feel compelled to add in that I'm a heterosexual male.

    Second, no matter what they claim, wife-beaters do not beat their wives because they love them and want to see them in heaven. They do it because they're arrogant, they want to feel "tough" or "in charge" by beating someone half their size, they view their wives as slaves, etc.

    To beat your wife is one thing. To brag about on the internet is public humiliation. To be given an "award" for doing it is... insane. A woman old enough to marry is a grown woman, not a child that needs sense smacked into her. Those who beat a grown woman have no regard for her. In fact, they generally have no regard for anyone but themselves.

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    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

      Originally posted by Hanahana View Post
      "Feminazi?" First off, I'm a dude. And because, unlike many people here, I think women are more than sex slaves made for no other purpose than to serve men, I feel compelled to add in that I'm a heterosexual male.

      Second, no matter what they claim, wife-beaters do not beat their wives because they love them and want to see them in heaven. They do it because they're arrogant, they want to feel "tough" or "in charge" by beating someone half their size, they view their wives as slaves, etc.


      To beat your wife is one thing. To brag about on the internet is public humiliation. To be given an "award" for doing it is... insane. A woman old enough to marry is a grown woman, not a child that needs sense smacked into her. Those who beat a grown woman have no regard for her. In fact, they generally have no regard for anyone but themselves.
      I imagine that's because you've had some "curious" thoughts before.

      If you would read the 1611 KJV Bible more instead of acting like such a whiny homer maybe you wouldn't have to try and convince us (and yourself) otherwise.

      YiC,

      Z. Smyth
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      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

        Originally posted by Hanahana View Post
        "Feminazi?" First off, I'm a dude. And because, unlike many people here, I think women are more than sex slaves made for no other purpose than to serve men, I feel compelled to add in that I'm a heterosexual male.
        Whatever you say there, little lady. If it makes you less hysterical we'll pretend you're as good as a man.

        Originally posted by Hanahana View Post
        Second, no matter what they claim, wife-beaters do not beat their wives because they love them and want to see them in heaven. They do it because they're arrogant, they want to feel "tough" or "in charge" by beating someone half their size, they view their wives as slaves, etc.
        Discipline does not equal beating. Sometimes women need a little swat on the butt to help them remember their place like out of my garage when I'm working in there. I know you are reading this, Rebbecca!

        Originally posted by Hanahana View Post
        A woman old enough to marry is a grown woman, not a child that needs sense smacked into her.
        You would think so, wouldn't you?
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        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          If you get banned it will be because you broke the rules. If you had "superior reasoning and knowledge" you could follow the rules while still trying to get your wrong-headed points across.

          There are several members here who hold similar blasphemous views but are able to maintain a sense of decorum and so they are allowed to stay. Tragically your petulance and fragile ego will not allow that.

          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
          When people like you rudely talk to me about how I'm a hell-bound heathen, I refuse to politely explain to them why they're wrong. It wouldn't do good anyway. You and yours don't think rationally. In fact, there's a thread on here somewhere called "God Hates Rational Thought."

          I will post my views just as arrogantly and belligerently as you post yours. And if I get banned for being like you, then you've all confirmed my views on you.

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          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

            Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
            Whatever you say there, little lady. If it makes you less hysterical we'll pretend you're as good as a man.
            Trolling and insulting me will achieve nothing. Though my mother and any of my sisters can think circles around any of you. Either of my grandmothers could have thought circles around you. If a woman started posting on here, sharing your views but claiming to be a man, you'd believe them. You couldn't tell the difference.

            Discipline does not equal beating. Sometimes women need a little swat on the butt to help them remember their place like out of my garage when I'm working in there. I know you are reading this, Rebbecca!
            Women can't work in garages? Why not? I doubt you use your penis in any of the work you do.

            You would think so, wouldn't you?
            Nice try. That's just a witty way of saying "No, they're not!" Anyway, it's not like dudes never do anything stupid. Try telling me you never make mistakes or stupid decisions.

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            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

              Originally posted by Hanahana View Post
              I'm not your friend, and I wouldn't want to be a friend to an arrogant, dogmatic, cro-magnon, wife-beating asshole like you. I've seen enough of you to conclude that you're not the caring benevolent person you're trying to present yourself as.
              Welcome friend! Tell me how you finally realized Jesuss was your BFF. How many sons have you bore for Jesus?
              Of all the pies you have baked, what is your husbands favorite?
              I bet you are glad you've not gotten too close to the edges of the firmament. Our Church is selling edge detectors, could I interest you in one?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                Originally posted by Hanahana View Post
                If a woman started posting on here, sharing your views but claiming to be a man, you'd believe them. You couldn't tell the difference.
                I would have bet that I could tell until a few minutes ago. You actually are genetically a male. Sorry for the confusion. It's just that you post all hysterical and whiny like a teenage girl. So sue me.

                Originally posted by Hanahana View Post
                Women can't work in garages?
                Of course not. Their tiny brains aren't wired to understand what the tools are and how machinery works.

                Originally posted by Hanahana View Post
                Nice try. That's just a witty way of saying "No, they're not!" Anyway, it's not like dudes never do anything stupid. Try telling me you never make mistakes or stupid decisions.
                I never make mistakes like going into the kitchen when she is whipping up dinner. She'll run me over.
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                • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                  Originally posted by Hanahana View Post
                  When people like you rudely talk to me about how I'm a hell-bound heathen, I refuse to politely explain to them why they're wrong. It wouldn't do good anyway. You and yours don't think rationally. In fact, there's a thread on here somewhere called "God Hates Rational Thought."

                  I will post my views just as arrogantly and belligerently as you post yours. And if I get banned for being like you, then you've all confirmed my views on you.
                  Please point out where I've been rude to you. If it has a scriptural basis, you can take it up with God: He makes the rules, missy.

                  YiC,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                    Originally posted by Hanahana View Post
                    Trolling and insulting me will achieve nothing. Though my mother and any of my sisters can think circles around any of you. Either of my grandmothers could have thought circles around you. If a woman started posting on here, sharing your views but claiming to be a man, you'd believe them. You couldn't tell the difference.
                    1 Timothy 2:11-15
                    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                      Originally posted by sweden FTW View Post
                      ... Obviously you don't, so I'll explain it roughly. Gravity pulls everything to the centre, so when the earth was created the matter was pressed to the centre creating a sphere shaped planet. That’s why the earth, the sun, the stars, the moon and all the other planets are round.
                      So you are saying that soda can is not effected by this theory of gravity because it is not sphere shaped?

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                      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                        Originally posted by Hanahana View Post
                        When people like you rudely talk to me about how I'm a hell-bound heathen, I refuse to politely explain to them why they're wrong. It wouldn't do good anyway. You and yours don't think rationally. In fact, there's a thread on here somewhere called "God Hates Rational Thought."

                        I will post my views just as arrogantly and belligerently as you post yours. And if I get banned for being like you, then you've all confirmed my views on you.
                        Once an old men told me, son don't try to fill a broken bottle, it's a waste of time.
                        My advise, sweets don't try to fill their heads, the hole in their brains is to big

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                        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                          Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                          So you are saying that soda can is not effected by this theory of gravity because it is not sphere shaped?
                          A soda can has WAY to little matter to have its own gravity field, even the moon that have like 1000000 times (figuratively speaking) the mass have a very weak gravitational field. And by the way, the soda can is still affected by gravity. If you drop it, it falls to the ground thanks to the earth’s gravity.
                          Now could you please tell me how you think we are being pulled/pushed (or whatever) down?
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                          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                            Originally posted by sweden FTW View Post
                            A soda can has WAY to little matter to have its own gravity field, even the moon that have like 1000000 times (figuratively speaking) the mass have a very weak gravitational field. And by the way, the soda can is still affected by gravity. If you drop it, it falls to the ground thanks to the earth’s gravity.
                            Now could you please tell me how you think we are being pulled/pushed (or whatever) down?
                            So you are saying that everything that has mass has gravity. Clearly a can is not made out of thin air so it must have mass. Then you say it does not weight enough to have gravity field of it's own. How much must object then weight to have such field?

                            You are contradicting your own theory already. Object with larger mass, pulls in the object with lower mass in this theory of gravity. Yet you say that can is too small to draw in any lighter object. What is the minimum weight when gravity stops functioning then?

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                            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                              Originally posted by sweden FTW View Post
                              A soda can has WAY to little matter to have its own gravity field, even the moon that have like 1000000 times (figuratively speaking) the mass have a very weak gravitational field. And by the way, the soda can is still affected by gravity. If you drop it, it falls to the ground thanks to the earth’s gravity.
                              Look, I was only asking a simple question and I am not expecting an essay here about this matter.

                              Just pick one of these.

                              -Yes
                              -No
                              -Maybe
                              -I don't know

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                              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                HOLD UP, I HAVE INDISPUTABLE PROOF THAT JESUS IS A SCUMBAG.

                                I HAVE REAL PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!!!!!!!

                                Evidence of your massive failure deleted.

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