[True Disciple]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Haha, you can argue with/against numbers all you want, you can shout from your rooftops, you will still be wrong. Try to apply your value of Pi to anything practical and you will see firsthand the disastrous results. For me, this is an asinine point as I won't be able to help you see clearly and I have already wasted enough of my time and must return to my Shakespere studies.

Sigh....luckily I'm such a patient person. I'll explain it once again.
Dear friend, of course we can't use the True Value of Pi to anything nowadays, but this is because Satan has corrupted Pi. Pi was a different value during the days of Solomon.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Why are you so obsessed with Pi? Do you like Pi? What do you like to do with Pi? Do you think about Pi a lot?

I simply saw something that I did not agree with.

So you "don't agree" with Pi? Are you a Pi hater, then? Most good men I know love Pi. Some women love Pi, too, but we don't stand for any of our women-folk to go off to school where those liberal professor-types teach them what to do with Pi. Pi is for men. That said, there are some men that just get confused when they see Pi and don't know what to do. Those men usually avoid the more scientific professions like engineering and end up majoring in something like drama.

So, what are you? Pro-Pi or Anti-Pi?

[rephaim]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Hmmm... Isn't his article satire?

Seriously?

Is he being serious?

I'm an atheist and I nearly cracked my sides reading that.

[DerekB]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Speaking of wasting time...Why are you studying a dead brit queer? He didn't suffer and die (temporarily) on the cross for my sins.

Jesus did!

He did have a hand in translating the KJV bible into english.

[Petal]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

He did have a hand in translating the KJV bible into english.

please someone tell me that this not be true, that Mr.Shakespeare not translates the bible cuz he woulda useds a quill pens an i not wants to thinks about what else he mite have tickleds wiv that quill, maybee even nawty ticklings an then he useds that same quills to writes lord God's name, an that woulds be a blasfeeemy!

that me ---> <--- an that be Mr.Shakespeare

[True Disciple]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

please someone tell me that this not be true, that Mr.Shakespeare not translates the bible cuz he woulda useds a quill pens an i not wants to thinks about what else he mite have tickleds wiv that quill, maybee even nawty ticklings an then he useds that same quills to writes lord God's name, an that woulds be a blasfeeemy!

that me ---> <--- an that be Mr.Shakespeare

Don't worry, Sister Petal, this atheist once again has resorted to incoherent ramblings. The original language of the 1611 KJV is English, so it would be rather stupid to translate the KJV into English, when it already is English. No sodomized ink has ever reached the Holy Pages of the True Bible before it was finished!

[tigepenala]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Oh dear I am very very sorry. I really should have searched for that pi thing before asking, but now I just don't understand how Satan could have corrupted pi, it is a value set in stone, as far as i see it.

unless we always drew ovals and never circles back then, and the devil started making us draw circles, or why doesn't god change it back or something... my HEADS ganna ASPLODE

[True Disciple]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Oh dear I am very very sorry. I really should have searched for that pi thing before asking, but now I just don't understand how Satan could have corrupted pi, it is a value set in stone, as far as i see it.

unless we always drew ovals and never circles back then, and the devil started making us draw circles, or why doesn't god change it back or something... my HEADS ganna ASPLODE

It's very easy, why don't you understand? In ancient times, when you measured the circumference of a perfect circle, it was exactly three times its diameter. The Satan interfered, and made the circumference/diameter ratio slightly bigger. I don't get what's your problem in understanding this.

And I suppose God didn't correct it because it was unnecessary; after all, the True Value of Pi (3) is in the Bible, so when a True Christian(tm) measures a circle, he will immediately realize that the value of Pi is corrupted, because it conflicts with God's word.

[DerekB]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

please someone tell me that this not be true, that Mr.Shakespeare not translates the bible cuz he woulda useds a quill pens an i not wants to thinks about what else he mite have tickleds wiv that quill, maybee even nawty ticklings an then he useds that same quills to writes lord God's name, an that woulds be a blasfeeemy!

that me ---> <--- an that be Mr.Shakespeare

Why do you talk like that. I don't mean to nitpick but that was atrocious.

[DerekB]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Don't worry, Sister Petal, this atheist once again has resorted to incoherent ramblings. The original language of the 1611 KJV is English, so it would be rather stupid to translate the KJV into English, when it already is English. No sodomized ink has ever reached the Holy Pages of the True Bible before it was finished!

Also no, you are wrong.

King James 1 hired several literary masters of the time that were both widely recognized and fluent in multiple languages to translate the original texts of the bible from aramaic and hebrew into English and it was completed in 1611... hence KJV1611 bible.

[True Disciple]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Also no, you are wrong.

King James 1 hired several literary masters of the time that were both widely recognized and fluent in multiple languages to translate the original texts of the bible from aramaic and hebrew into English and it was completed in 1611... hence KJV1611 bible.

I know about the existence of biblical manuscripts in Greek and Aramaic before the 1611 KJV, but even if the KJV were solely based on these manuscripts, the original text of the KJV would be English, as it wouldn't be the KJV yet before it was completed.
However, every True Christian(tm) knows that the KJV is based upon divine revelation, more than on its source texts. This is because God intended to use his favorite country, America, to spread the gospel all over the world, and therefore the KJV needed to be written in the American language.

Oh, and by the way, stop bullying Petal. You've upset her once already with your slanderous attack on God's Holy Bible, and she doesn't understand why you are being so hateful. Please leave her alone.

[elliot the whiney teenager]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

This is because God intended to use his favorite country, America, to spread the gospel all over the world, and therefore the KJV needed to be written in the American language.

english isnt an american language, it is the english language, as in ENGLAND. what the americans have done is basterdize it into there own slang and pronunciation. just to point out.

oh and by the way, the jews are actaully the chosen people. as stated with the covanent with abraham. no where in the bible does it say that gods favorite country is the states. sorry to burst your arogant self rightous bubble.

[nicetits]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

english isnt an american language, it is the english language, as in ENGLAND. what the americans have done is basterdize it into there own slang and pronunciation. just to point out.

oh and by the way, the jews are actaully the chosen people. as stated with the covanent with abraham. no where in the bible does it say that gods favorite country is the states. sorry to burst your arogant self rightous bubble.

prepare for another infraction kid.. facts and logic are not allowed here for fear of being owned

[Brother Alex]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

prepare for another infraction kid.. facts and logic are not allowed here for fear of being owned

Actually, we base all our thinking on facts and logic. It's called the Bible, you should try and read it sometime.

[Malaysia_Christian]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

prepare for another infraction kid.. facts and logic are not allowed here for fear of being owned

sigh, some people jsut liek to waste time making a fool of themselves...