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  • What do you guys think of charels darwin?

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    I like him because I'm idiotic unsaved scum who buys his BS.
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    I don't have any opinion because I'm an empty-minded fool.
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    He's wrong and he is burning in hell.
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  • #2
    Re: What do you guys think of charels darwin?

    Wasn't he on that bad TV show with Willie Aames and Nicole Eggert?
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    • #3
      Re: What do you guys think of charels darwin?

      Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
      Wasn't he on that bad TV show with Willie Aames and Nicole Eggert?
      I'm seriously wondering, is this forum a joke or are you guys a member of a babtist church?

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      • #4
        Re: What do you guys think of charels darwin?

        My father once told me Charles Darwin was the biggest idiot that ever lived, and I still believe it to this day.

        GOD bless dear old dad.

        Now what do you want from us? Why do you want to know what Bible-Believing Fundamentalists Christians believe about a kook who said we all used to hang upside down in trees and pick fleas and ticks off each other?
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        • #5
          Re: What do you guys think of charels darwin?

          Charles Darwin was the evil retard who invented atheism, right? Well, I'm pretty sure he's burning in the flames of hell right now.
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          • #6
            Re: What do you guys think of charels darwin?

            Will someone answere my question, are you guys joking or is this the most ingnorant and stupid forum ive stumbled upon

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            • #7
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              Since the invention of the evolution engine, Harleys no longer drip oil.

              Isn't this Charles D dude the grandaddy of evolution?

              Does he ride a Harley?
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              • #8
                Re: What do you guys think of charels darwin?

                Originally posted by Yomomma View Post
                Will someone answere my question, are you guys joking or is this the most ingnorant and stupid forum ive stumbled upon
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                • #9
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                  If people evolved from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys? I'll tell you why. It's because God CREATED them, just like he CREATED man.

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                  • #10
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                    I edited the polling questions because they were clearly biased in favor of Darwin. I rephrased the questions so they are much more objective and fair to both sides of the debate.

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                    • #11
                      Re: What do you guys think of charels darwin?

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      I edited the polling questions because they were clearly biased in favor of Darwin. I rephrased the questions so they are much more objective and fair to both sides of the debate.
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                      • #12
                        Re: What do you guys think of charels darwin?

                        What do we think of Charles Darwin? Well, I for one don't think much of him. He invented an insidious fairytale, comprised of rocks giving birth to monkeys and monkeys giving birth to people; a fairytale which has poisoned the minds of many people, destroying their ability to think critically and rationally. He commited a crime against humanity, in my opinion.

                        The reality is, GOD created the heavens and the earth, and the first humans were fully-formed adults: made of dust, God's breath, and a rib ... elegant, logical, and certainly no faeces-flinging monkeys were involved in the process.
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                        • #13
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                          Amen, brother, I thank you for your praiseworthy impartiality on this matter!
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                          • #14
                            Re: What do you guys think of charels darwin?

                            Charles Darwin ?.
                            He is that fish faced idiot who thinks people "evolved" out of a monkey right ?. I can't remember how hard I laughed when I heard about him for the first time. Only complete retards must believe in that nonsense. (atheists ).

                            I mean : how can they believe in animals changing into a human ?!.
                            Every bright and normal person would laugh at the idea.
                            I dont understand why they choose such a fairytale above the allmighty and obvious god.
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                            • #15
                              Re: What do you guys think of charels darwin?

                              Wait! Wait! The question was, “What do you guys think of charels darwin?

                              This has nothing to do with the false monkey God “Charles Darwin”and everything to do with “Charels Darwin“ of 1353 North Street, Little Rock, AR 72201!

                              Nephew Zebulun has checked with The Department of Faith, and “Charels Darwin “ is a God Fearing Christian of dyslexic parents!

                              Personally, I think that he is a fine fellow and his example should be followed!

                              (He also has a rather comely daughter, so you young ones should make your approaches.)
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