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Yesterday, during my Outreach round in the neighborhood, I rang, and - as usual - brought my bullhorn into position. When the door opened, the bullhorn was thrown on the ground, and a rather angry "NOT AGAIN!!!" made my ears ring. People have no manners these days it seems. 
Anyway, this man challenged me.
"Look, you reli-freak, do me a favor, and read this. And THEN come back and tell me how the world works".
He then slammed his door shut, rather violently I might add.
I picked up the remains of my bullhorn, called it a day, and took the "book" he gave me with me, so that I could have a good chuckle.
I read it, and it convinced me that... evolutionists are horrible sadists and organize their own genocides.
Let me explain. At one point, the book (the author was Douglas Adders or something, a dead atheist, never mind) talks about the Kakapoo.
The what? Yes, that was my reaction too. Why give such a silly name to an animal, given that in many languages "Kaka" means "Poo", effectively naming it the Poopoo. (or the Kakakaka, depending)
Anyway.
The evolutionists claim it's a bird. I'll show you the picture.
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Seen it? Good. Now forget it, because it's going extinct anyway.
There's a couple of them left on some insignificant island near New Zealand. Evolutionists call it a "bird". Except... it can't fly. A ridiculous concept. It's like a fish that can't swim.
They say the bird has forgotten how to fly because it did not have natural predators for ages (say: 6014 years). Effectively making it a "creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth".
If that's what evolution does to you, then a big boooo! to evolution. What kind of a sadistic thing is that?
According to them, it has also forgotten that it has forgotten how to fly. Great, "evolution", really nice way to treat a "bird".
So sometimes when it is excited it climbs a tree, flies out of it, and becomes the victim of intelligent pulling. *Smack*. One confused Kakapoo with ruffled feathers.
Ok, we all know evolution is a silly lie, but let's keep with them for a while, shall we? Because it gets worse from here.
Not only the animal was supposedly handicapped by evolution, and made into a mockery, they have killed tens of thousands of cats. Somebody had introduced them to the island, and they ate all the kakapoos, who were too stupid to fly away, like any other decent bird would have done.
So, in order to save a few (about 40) crushingly useless animals, they killed masses of other (equally useless) animals. It's even a job there: cat killer.
Obviously, those dead cats are no skin off my back. Animals don't have souls, and we can do with them whatever we want anyway.
Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
But for these hypocrites animals are "sacred", right?
Right.
I went back to the man's house, slipped his Kakapoo-book (annotated with the appropriate Biblical verses) into his mailbox, and spray painted "CAT HATER" across his door.
I'll go back tomorrow to see if he changed his mind.
Anyway, this man challenged me.
"Look, you reli-freak, do me a favor, and read this. And THEN come back and tell me how the world works".
He then slammed his door shut, rather violently I might add.
I picked up the remains of my bullhorn, called it a day, and took the "book" he gave me with me, so that I could have a good chuckle.
I read it, and it convinced me that... evolutionists are horrible sadists and organize their own genocides.
Let me explain. At one point, the book (the author was Douglas Adders or something, a dead atheist, never mind) talks about the Kakapoo.
The what? Yes, that was my reaction too. Why give such a silly name to an animal, given that in many languages "Kaka" means "Poo", effectively naming it the Poopoo. (or the Kakakaka, depending)
Anyway.
The evolutionists claim it's a bird. I'll show you the picture.
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Seen it? Good. Now forget it, because it's going extinct anyway.
There's a couple of them left on some insignificant island near New Zealand. Evolutionists call it a "bird". Except... it can't fly. A ridiculous concept. It's like a fish that can't swim.
They say the bird has forgotten how to fly because it did not have natural predators for ages (say: 6014 years). Effectively making it a "creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth".
If that's what evolution does to you, then a big boooo! to evolution. What kind of a sadistic thing is that?
According to them, it has also forgotten that it has forgotten how to fly. Great, "evolution", really nice way to treat a "bird".
So sometimes when it is excited it climbs a tree, flies out of it, and becomes the victim of intelligent pulling. *Smack*. One confused Kakapoo with ruffled feathers.
Ok, we all know evolution is a silly lie, but let's keep with them for a while, shall we? Because it gets worse from here.
Not only the animal was supposedly handicapped by evolution, and made into a mockery, they have killed tens of thousands of cats. Somebody had introduced them to the island, and they ate all the kakapoos, who were too stupid to fly away, like any other decent bird would have done.
So, in order to save a few (about 40) crushingly useless animals, they killed masses of other (equally useless) animals. It's even a job there: cat killer.
Obviously, those dead cats are no skin off my back. Animals don't have souls, and we can do with them whatever we want anyway.
Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
But for these hypocrites animals are "sacred", right?
Right.
I went back to the man's house, slipped his Kakapoo-book (annotated with the appropriate Biblical verses) into his mailbox, and spray painted "CAT HATER" across his door.
I'll go back tomorrow to see if he changed his mind.
I guess all that poo confused the both of us. 
I wouldn't want to trade with you Brother. I guess the best you can get out of those is that they become either a catholic Baptist or a protestant Baptist.
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