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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373

    #1

    TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

    Unlike the Holy Bible, science is riddled with inconsistencies. Yet somehow for many years scientists have convinced themselves of something called "string theory". This theory claims everything is made up of very small spaghetti like strings. According to string theory a particle collision would create small black holes. However, no experimental evidence for microscopic black holes has been found. So not only were huge amounts of tax money wasted on building the Large Hadron Collider, in the end all it did was prove what we already knew all along, scientists have no idea what they are talking about.

    From now on not even scientists will be able to deny a theory is just a theory. Whether it is about evolution, heliocentrism or gravity. It's all just nonsense designed to steal our hard earned money.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

    Thank you, Brother Cranky, for bringing this latest in a long string of embarrassments for the scientific community to our attention.

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    scientists have no idea what they are talking about.
    They never have, they never will.

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    • Lost Sheep McUinnean
      Linguistics and Translation Consultant
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2193

      #3
      Re: TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

      It's much like a good deal of pagan superstition - 'What you don't know, just make up!'

      It's all the weed they smoke. It causes serious bowel constipation so the faeces have to come out somewhere. And that's how String Theory was born.



      YIC, McUinnean, of that Ilk.

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      • Jeremiah Abernathy
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2009
        • 72

        #4
        Re: TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

        It doesn't even make sense according to their own science because forming a black hole on earth would kill us all! These scientists apparently hate themselves and the world so much they want to destroy everything. I have no idea why some other heathen science believer hasn't tried to stop them yet. It's a good thing black holes don't exist.
        "And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do. But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him."
        -Luke 12:4-5

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #5
          Re: TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

          This is just another stupid theory.

          The two colliding particles might then form a microscopic black hole. If it were so produced, a microscopic black hole would evaporate immediately.
          So they cannot find anything, then explain it cannot be found because it evaporates. I have never heard of a hole evaporating. Wouldn't it just make a larger hole.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #6
            Re: TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

            The idea that everything made up of strings is preposterous. If strings are the base of matter, what makes up those strings? No, what the Universe really is made up with is Laminin, which confirms the Bible.

            Scientists have discovered a protein which literally holds our cells together. If we didn't have it, we'd fall apart into billions of pieces. And I don't think it will be too long before scientists admit it holds everything together in the Universe. What is so special about this? Take a look...



            This confirms what the Bible says: That Jesus Christ holds everything together!

            Hebrews 1:1-3
            God, who at sundry times and in divers manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the prophets, Hath in these last days spoken unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom also he made the worlds; Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high:

            Colossians 1:16-17
            For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.

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            • silverspirit2001
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 49

              #7
              Re: TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

              I have long thought that string theory is a NWO hoax, to try to make us believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

              Even you Cranky Old Man, have fallen into their trap, with your quote "This theory claims everything is made up of very small spaghetti like strings".

              BEWARE THE DANGER YOU FACE C.O.M

              Just wanted to warn you, before satan tries to plunder your soul .

              It also proves how science is full of Satanists, trying to promote their false God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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              • MaharishiRajaHari
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Dec 2010
                • 50

                #8
                Re: TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

                Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                It's much like a good deal of pagan superstition - 'What you don't know, just make up!'

                It's all the weed they smoke. It causes serious bowel constipation so the faeces have to come out somewhere. And that's how String Theory was born.



                YIC, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
                Halloing divine brother of light and darkness from the all encompassing star that shines forever in void of ultimate knowing om padme hum.

                String theory is from Ramanujan an Indian mathematician who is regarded as one of the most brilliant mathematicians in recent history. Ramanujan function is string theory and provides the math for it. BUT you must understand that THIS information was channelled from the Goddess Namakkal and I Quote "Ramanujan used to say that the goddess of Namakkal inspired him with the formulae in dreams."




                HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE EXPANSION FROM VEDA AND VEDIC LITERATURES


                Blessing of the Krishna

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

                  Originally posted by MaharishiRajaHari View Post
                  Halloing divine brother of light and darkness from the all encompassing star that shines forever in void of ultimate knowing om padme hum.

                  String theory is from Ramanujan an Indian mathematician who is regarded as one of the most brilliant mathematicians in recent history. Ramanujan function is string theory and provides the math for it. BUT you must understand that THIS information was channelled from the Goddess Namakkal and I Quote "Ramanujan used to say that the goddess of Namakkal inspired him with the formulae in dreams."




                  HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE EXPANSION FROM VEDA AND VEDIC LITERATURES


                  Blessing of the Krishna

                  This has to be the funniest pile of nonsense I've read in a long time. You dotheads are so going to burn in hell.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22892

                    #10
                    Re: TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

                    Originally posted by MaharishiRajaHari View Post
                    String theory is from Ramanujan an Indian mathematician who is regarded as one of the most brilliant mathematicians in recent history. Ramanujan function is string theory and provides the math for it. BUT you must understand that THIS information was channelled from the Goddess Namakkal and I Quote "Ramanujan used to say that the goddess of Namakkal inspired him with the formulae in dreams."
                    Did you ever ask yourself why, for the past 6000 years the goddess never bothered to mention this to anyone else?

                    Our God, The God, explains creation and the Universe at the very beginning of His Book... you might have heard of it, it is The Bible, KJV1611.
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                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • MaharishiRajaHari
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 50

                      #11
                      Re: TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      Did you ever ask yourself why, for the past 6000 years the goddess never bothered to mention this to anyone else?

                      Our God, The God, explains creation and the Universe at the very beginning of His Book... you might have heard of it, it is The Bible, KJV1611.
                      Halloing Brother of the light and dark alpha and ending times and all that is blissful and harmonious

                      Siring you are not understanding, string theory is a message from the Goddess Namakkal threw which she is speaking yes

                      Horror film clip removed.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

                        Don't worry, Brother Cranky. As the atheists always do whenever a gap appears in their theories, they have simply moved the bar:

                        Researchers hoped to find certain exotic phenomena that would likely exist in a world governed by string theory. Even a few small things can throw this off - the micro black holes might still exist, but they might be larger than the curvature of the hidden dimensions, which would mean they remain unaffected by the extra dimensions. Or it might be even simpler: the micro black holes just can't be found at these energy levels, and we need the next generation Hadron Collider - or even the one after that - to detect them.

                        String theory definitely lost this particular battle. But this setback isn't the end of the line - it just means the search for a grand unified theory won't be getting any easier. We probably shouldn't have expected anything else.
                        If that's not proof that "scientists" continue to change the experiments to PROVE their theories, instead of using experiments to TEST their theories as they claim, I don't know what is.
                        Originally posted by silverspirit2001 View Post
                        I have long thought that string theory is a NWO hoax, to try to make us believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

                        Even you Cranky Old Man, have fallen into their trap, with your quote "This theory claims everything is made up of very small spaghetti like strings".

                        BEWARE THE DANGER YOU FACE C.O.M

                        Just wanted to warn you, before satan tries to plunder your soul .

                        It also proves how science is full of Satanists, trying to promote their false God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
                        And who is the Real Flying Spaghetti Monster? Yog-Sothoth, of course!
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                        • Haures
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 9

                          #13
                          Re: TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

                          Where did scientists get the string theory? I only know of a few objects made of strings- string cheese, shoelaces...even sweaters are not made of string, because they are made of yarn. Besides, God is surely not a woman, and making things out of strings is woman's work, itsn't it, so why would God make create the heavens and the Earth by using woman's work?

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                          • DeadMan89
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 107

                            #14
                            Re: TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

                            "Whether it is about evolution, heliocentrism or gravity. It's all just nonsense designed to steal our hard earned money."

                            So is your church, yet I don't see you bitching about it.

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                            • Bible Student
                              Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                              With Jesus now.
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 2474

                              #15
                              Re: TOTAL SCIENTIFIC FAILURE: LHC Proves String Theory WRONG!

                              Originally posted by MaharishiRajaHari View Post
                              Halloing divine brother of light and darkness from the all encompassing star that shines forever in void of ultimate knowing om padme hum.

                              String theory is from Ramanujan an Indian mathematician who is regarded as one of the most brilliant mathematicians in recent history. Ramanujan function is string theory and provides the math for it. BUT you must understand that THIS information was channelled from the Goddess Namakkal and I Quote "Ramanujan used to say that the goddess of Namakkal inspired him with the formulae in dreams."




                              HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE EXPANSION FROM VEDA AND VEDIC LITERATURES


                              Blessing of the Krishna
                              You heathens sure do make a pretty picture.
                              YiJC, BS

                              II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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