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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #16
    Re: Why Monkeys - Help Needed

    Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
    Perhaps I should word it this way so that you can understand it: there's a bone in the human body that was the stub of a tail."



    Now, which do you think is more accurate: one book written 2000 years ago, or 500 years of scientific evidence that has been tested again and again?


    You obviously don't understand evolution. Someone doesn't just give birth to a monkey and a human. Picture a large group of human-like animals. Some of them go off into the forest to live, while others live around the plains and near the river. Over the course of thousands of years, the animals who lived in the forest slowly evolved into primates, and the others evolved into people.
    All this sounds incredibly far fetched.

    How does something as perfect as a person spawn from some dumb animal? Humans are made in the image of God.
    Genesis 1:26,27
    26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. 27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #17
      Re: Why Monkeys - Help Needed

      Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
      Perhaps I should word it this way so that you can understand it: there's a bone in the human body that was the stub of a tail."
      Perhaps I should word it this way so that you can understand:

      Human bodies don't have tails and they never did.

      Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
      Now, which do you think is more accurate: one book written 2000 years ago, or 500 years of scientific evidence that has been tested again and again?
      A) Moses wrote in the Bible and he was alive more than 2000 years ago so we know the Bible is much older than that. Also, if you think about it, how else could a compilation of writings made by seemingly unrelated people talking about the same thing with no inconsistencies be possible if not for the Hand of God?

      2) Your science 500 years ago talked about spontaneous generation, 300 years ago talked about Lamarckian evolution, 100 years ago talked about phrenology. Each one of these has been replaced by some other "scientific fact." Your hypothesis of evolution will be the laughingstock of the next century whereas the Bible will still be honored by True Christians™ worldwide.

      Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
      You obviously don't understand evolution. Someone doesn't just give birth to a monkey and a human. Picture a large group of human-like animals. Some of them go off into the forest to live, while others live around the plains and near the river. Over the course of thousands of years, the animals who lived in the forest slowly evolved into primates, and the others evolved into people.
      So instead of giving birth to humans, they just morphed?

      Good grief, child. Do you realize how silly that sounds?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • princesshenryjosephshackleton
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2012
        • 97

        #18
        Re: Why Monkeys - Help Needed

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        A) Moses wrote in the Bible and he was alive more than 2000 years ago so we know the Bible is much older than that. Also, if you think about it, how else could a compilation of writings made by seemingly unrelated people talking about the same thing with no inconsistencies be possible if not for the Hand of God?
        And do you know where it says that it's a compilation of writings made by seemingly unrelated people? That's right, in the Bible itself.

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        2) Your science 500 years ago talked about spontaneous generation, 300 years ago talked about Lamarckian evolution, 100 years ago talked about phrenology. Each one of these has been replaced by some other "scientific fact."
        They were never "replaced." They were built upon and made more accurate.
        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Your hypothesis of evolution will be the laughingstock of the next century whereas the Bible will still be honored by True Christians™ worldwide.
        Really? When's the last time the general consensus was that the earth was flat?

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        So instead of giving birth to humans, they just morphed?

        Good grief, child. Do you realize how silly that sounds?
        You really don't know much about evolution, do you? How about you read up on it and come back when you actually know what you're trying to disprove.

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        • Catherine Moore
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2012
          • 315

          #19
          Re: Why Monkeys - Help Needed

          And you could have chosen any animal to claim was our ancestor. What I'm getting is why the obsession with monkeys.

          If I had to be descended from an animal, I think I'd much prefer a brave lion or a cunning fox or something like that. Not some creature who, while adorable, 'communicates' by flinging its own faeces.

          I think I'd be a lot more inclined to listen if you guys chose a different animal. I hope this helps - you can chat it over and let me know which one you decide on next.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22895

            #20
            Re: Why Monkeys - Help Needed

            Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
            First of all, evolutionists do not believe that humans evolved from monkeys.
            This is quite true. They know that God made us but if they admit that, they would have to go and find real jobs.

            If there was any truth in evilution, cats would have evolved wings to catch birds.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22895

              #21
              Re: Why Monkeys - Help Needed

              Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
              You really don't know much about evolution, do you? How about you read up on it and come back when you actually know what you're trying to disprove.
              Obviously, you are intent on believing lies, the common currency of scientists. I therefore urge you to read this. We have an original copy in Landover Christian University Library, but is is not for general loan. This is the only copy I can find on the Internet.

              The Evolution of Man
              Scientifically Disproved
              in 50 Arguments

              By REV. WILLIAM A. WILLIAMS, New Jersey, USA

              THE UNITY OF THE HUMAN RACE

              The evolution of man is not only a guess, but a very wild one; and it is totally unsupported by any convincing arguments. It can be mathematically demonstrated to be an impossible theory. Every proof of the unity of the human race in the days of Adam or Noah shatters the theory of the evolution of man. If the evolution of the human race be true, there must have been, hundreds of thousands of years ago, a great multitude of heads of the race, in many parts of the earth, without one common language or religion. The present population of the globe proves that mankind must have descended from one pair who lived not earlier than the time of Noah. The unity of languages also proves one common head about the same time. Certain beliefs and customs, common to various religions, point to one original God-given religion in historic time, in contrast to the evolution idea of many religions invented by ape-men in millions of years. The history of the world and the migration of nations point to one locality where the human race began in times not more remote, and show that man was created in a civilized state, and, therefore, never was a brute. If evolution were true, there would have been many billion times as many human beings as now exist, a great multitude of invented languages with little or no similarity, a vast number of invented religions with little, if anything, in common. Even the sciences invented and exploited by evolutionists, the Mendelian Inheritance Law and Biometry, also prove evolution impossible.

              The unity of mankind is also conclusively shown by the fact that all races interbreed, the most certain test of every species.

              All these facts pointing to the unity of the race in the days of Noah and of Adam are irreconcilable with the theory of evolution which denies that unity within the last two million years

              We shall present these arguments more in detail. The arguments immediately following, especially the first eight, show the unity of the human race in the days of Noah, and thus present insuperable objections to evolution, and confirm the story of man's creation and his destruction by the flood. The following is the first of fifty arguments against the evolution of man.
              The learned gentleman goes on at length and, I think, will answer all your questions.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063

                #22
                Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
                Actually, have you ever wondered where your "tailbone" got it's name? It's because that's the "leftover" bit from evolving. Also, I've already said that evolutionists don't believe that we descended from monkeys; they believe that us and primates shared a common ancestor.
                Monkeys don't share anything. Have you never heard the saying 'monkeys are greedy'?

                What do they teach you at school, these days?
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                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
                  And you could have chosen any animal to claim was our ancestor. What I'm getting is why the obsession with monkeys.

                  If I had to be descended from an animal, I think I'd much prefer a brave lion or a cunning fox or something like that. Not some creature who, while adorable, 'communicates' by flinging its own faeces.

                  I think I'd be a lot more inclined to listen if you guys chose a different animal. I hope this helps - you can chat it over and let me know which one you decide on next.
                  If I had to come from an animal I would choose the ratell over some damn dirty ape!

                  Why so called evilutionistics want to come from animals that can't do anything but shit in their hands and fling it a people trying to feed them I'll never know.

                  YIC
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                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Why Monkeys - Help Needed

                    Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
                    HUMANS DID NOT COME FROM MONKEYS
                    Well for once you're right.

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • The Lord's Sword
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2012
                      • 179

                      #25
                      Re: Why Monkeys - Help Needed

                      Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
                      I'd like some help from the True Chistians of this forum.

                      I've read a few comments from the evilution loving monkey worshippers this site seems to attract (as an aside - its ironic isn't it that a site devoted to the TRUTH attracts so many supporters of evilution. Do they not have their own websites devoted to lies? God's bandwidth is surely unlimited but I imagine that part He has granted to us has limits)

                      But I'm distracting myself. We women do so love to prattle on.

                      What I didn't understand is - why is it always monkeys they think we're descended from? Why never cats or partridges or snakes? Are they getting confused because we're the same sort of basic shape as a monkey (two arms, two legs, one head)? Because, really, we're the same sort of basic shape as a frog if you want to look at it like that. Is it just that evilutionists as a group think monkeys are adorable?

                      I have to be honest, I find monkeys quite adorable. I like it when they smoke. But that doesn't mean I want to be descended from one!

                      What is is about monkeys that attracts them so much?
                      ASK YOUR HUSBAND.
                      Exodus 21:20-21

                      20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #26
                        Re: Why Monkeys - Help Needed

                        Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
                        I think I'd be a lot more inclined to listen if you guys chose a different animal. I hope this helps - you can chat it over and let me know which one you decide on next.
                        Indeed Miss Moore! I think this is a truly gracious comment!
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #27
                          Re: Why Monkeys - Help Needed

                          It's an open secret that the vast majority of evolutionists have sexual desires for monkeys, apes and chimpanzees. This goes all the way back to their "god" Charles Darwin who quietly married an ape and tried (unsuccusefully) to produce offspring with his new bride. This would have given some believability to his rabid rantings about descending from monkeys, but of course God in His Infinite Wisdom would never allow that to happen.

                          Sad but true.

                          YiC,

                          Z. Smyth
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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #28
                            Re: Why Monkeys - Help Needed

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            It's an open secret that the vast majority of evolutionists have sexual desires for monkeys, apes and chimpanzees. This goes all the way back to their "god" Charles Darwin who quietly married an ape and tried (unsuccusefully) to produce offspring with his new bride. This would have given some believability to his rabid rantings about descending from monkeys, but of course God in His Infinite Wisdom would never allow that to happen.

                            Sad but true.

                            YiC,

                            Z. Smyth
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                            That is basically what science is -an excuse for men to attempt reproduction with apes to prove the hypothesis of evolution. They will never succeed, of course, but they will have lots of sex with monkeys.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • Holyfield
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 245

                              #29
                              Re: Why Monkeys - Help Needed

                              What evilutionists believe: Over time, primates evolved to become more and more human-like.

                              What real scientists believe: all fossils found are either ape or human. Nothing in between.

                              Australopithecus = ape
                              Homo habilis = ape (could be a fake made up by desperate "missing link" evilutionists)
                              Homo erectus = human
                              Neanderthal = human

                              Many indigenous populations today are more ape-like than homo erectus. Here is an example of one:

                              Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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                              • Catherine Moore
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2012
                                • 315

                                #30
                                Re: Why Monkeys - Help Needed

                                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                It's an open secret that the vast majority of evolutionists have sexual desires for monkeys, apes and chimpanzees. This goes all the way back to their "god" Charles Darwin who quietly married an ape and tried (unsuccusefully) to produce offspring with his new bride. This would have given some believability to his rabid rantings about descending from monkeys, but of course God in His Infinite Wisdom would never allow that to happen.

                                Sad but true.

                                YiC,

                                Z. Smyth
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                                My word, I did not realise that. I guess that explains it.

                                I'm sorry I asked now. Disgusting.

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