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  • Fraud 74
    Unsaved trash, obsessively flaunting her retard lifestyle
    • Apr 2016
    • 14

    #31
    Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Just where did I judge her to be a witch? Or at all?
    Ms. Savant being referred to as a witch causes me to take exception as she was correct. You came along with your zealot spin and said it was kosher to judge when there's imperfection. If you don't see the hypocrisy as a result, then sorry, you can't be helped.

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    • Fraud 74
      Unsaved trash, obsessively flaunting her retard lifestyle
      • Apr 2016
      • 14

      #32
      Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

      Originally posted by klaus 74 View Post
      Anyone like to suggest that these two methods of winning the car are equal?

      1. Pick the one right door from three and stay
      2. Pick EITHER of the two wrong doors from three and switch

      Since I know the second method wins twice as often as the first, does that make me a witch too?
      OMG!! Can you believe this.....? I just got an email from God claiming that in fact the second method of winning the car DOES win twice as often as the first. So I was right after all!!!!

      My work here is done.....bye all! and praise the Lord!!!

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14076

        #33
        Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

        Originally posted by klaus 74 View Post
        ...You came along with your zealot spin and said THE BIBLE SAYS it was kosher to judge when there's imperfection...
        FTFU. Know why I said that? Because <drum roll> that's what the Bible says.

        ...If you don't see the hypocrisy as a result, then sorry, you can't be helped.
        If you don't see the failure of your own reading comprehension, then sorry, you can't be helped.

        And, still waiting for you to explain to me why I like Ron Jeremy...

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        • Fraud 74
          Unsaved trash, obsessively flaunting her retard lifestyle
          • Apr 2016
          • 14

          #34
          Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          FTFU. Know why I said that? Because <drum roll> that's what the Bible says.



          If you don't see the failure of your own reading comprehension, then sorry, you can't be helped.

          And, still waiting for you to explain to me why I like Ron Jeremy...
          So where in the Bible does it say FTFU? If you cannot tell me which verse, that ***words representing stupidity personified removed by moderator***!

          And if you need someone else to explain to you as to why you like Ron Jeremy than you really have issues. Perhaps if you discuss that with your wife she can explain it to you better than I can.

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14076

            #35
            Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

            Originally posted by klaus 74 View Post
            So where in the Bible does it say FTFU? If you cannot tell me which verse, that FU2!...
            It means "fixed that for you". I never claimed that judging when there is imperfection is correct, I was explaining to you that THAT'S WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS (because it says that). Maybe I should use shorter words?

            Matthew 7:1-5, check it out. Oh, and read this: The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

            ...And if you need someone else to explain to you as to why you like Ron Jeremy than you really have issues. Perhaps if you discuss that with your wife she can explain it to you better than I can.
            Wow, how many logical fallacies can you pack into two sentences?

            YOU made the claim that you know why I like Ron Jeremy. YOU explain it. No one else has your power to (apparently) read minds.

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            • Fraud 74
              Unsaved trash, obsessively flaunting her retard lifestyle
              • Apr 2016
              • 14

              #36
              Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              YOU made the claim that you know why I like Ron Jeremy. YOU explain it. No one else has your power to (apparently) read minds.
              As if you know what ***insulting acronyms removed by moderator*** means, lol.

              And for the reason I think you like Ron Jeremy. If it means more to you than the topic of this thread I will tell you, I can't think of any two people that like mexican food more than the both of you.

              Do you have issue with the Monty Hall problem, or topics don't interest you so you just troll?

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              • Fraud 74
                Unsaved trash, obsessively flaunting her retard lifestyle
                • Apr 2016
                • 14

                #37
                Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

                Originally posted by klaus 74 View Post
                As if you know what ***insulting acronyms removed by moderator*** means, lol.
                I debunked the MHP debunk so God's work is done here, roflmao!!

                Have fun with Ron Jeremy, and don't forget to bring along a goat or two for some extra spice in your life. May God bless you, chosen one.

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14076

                  #38
                  Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

                  Originally posted by klaus 74 View Post
                  ...May God bless you, chosen one.
                  So when is Einstein going to notice that I'm not a True Christian(tm)? Not a Christian, or even deist or theist at all. Most people (those with actual reading comprehension) pick up on the "Arrogant Atheist Dick" label the moderators here have blessed me with, or the "Hellbound Heathen", "Evolution", "Atheist", etc. awards.


                  You, not so much, huh?


                  Can't even notice I haven't touched your comments about the MHP? Could it be that I don't really care about that at all, and only wished to correct your miseducation on what the Bible says about not judging (ie. not what you think)?


                  Your response to my attempting to cure your ignorance was just to put me in the little box you've assigned me to, and to inform me that you know exactly what I know, you know exactly what my motivations are. Kind of dismissive, don't you think?


                  If you're looking for a closed mind that's impervious to any knowledge that doesn't fit a predetermined worldview, check in a mirror, asshole.

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                  • Fraud 74
                    Unsaved trash, obsessively flaunting her retard lifestyle
                    • Apr 2016
                    • 14

                    #39
                    Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Can't even notice I haven't touched your comments about the MHP? Could it be that I don't really care about that at all, and only wished to correct your miseducation on what the Bible says about not judging
                    What a hypocrite you are. In the same paragraph in which you admit ignoring the MHP you refer to the Bible. I was doing fine until you happened to come along. What you are doing, since you ignore the my debunking the topic is trolling, and this is what the Bible says about you.....trolling.....

                    Let’s just take one example; Jesus’ encounter with the trolls and the adulterous woman:

                    John 8:1 Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. 2 And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them. 3 And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst, 4 They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. 5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou? 6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not. 7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. 8 And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground. 9 And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst. 10 When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee? 11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

                    Notice he was minding his own business and was setting there talking to the people, when the troll (you) showed up? ASSHOLE!!

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12908

                      #40
                      Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

                      Originally posted by klaus 74 View Post
                      What a hypocrite you are. In the same paragraph in which you admit ignoring the MHP you refer to the Bible. I was doing fine until you happened to come along. What you are doing, since you ignore the my debunking the topic is trolling, and this is what the Bible says about you.....trolling.....

                      Let’s just take one example; Jesus’ encounter with the trolls and the adulterous woman:

                      John 8:1 Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. 2 And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them. 3 And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst, 4 They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. 5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou? 6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not. 7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. 8 And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground. 9 And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst. 10 When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee? 11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

                      Notice he was minding his own business and was setting there talking to the people, when the troll (you) showed up? ASSHOLE!!


                      The above post perfectly illustrates the dangers and falsehoods of private interpretation of the Scripture that Jesus warned us about (2 Peter 1:20).

                      The Pharisees in the Bible are not "trolls." To the contrary, they are described as models of proper behavior that us True Christians™ need to follow and actually exceed:

                      Matthew 5:20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.


                      That's because the problem with Pharisees is not that they are not doing what God wants, but that they are not doing enough:

                      Luke 11:39 And the Lord said unto him, Now do ye Pharisees make clean the outside of the cup and the platter; but your inward part is full of ravening and wickedness.

                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Fraud 74
                        Unsaved trash, obsessively flaunting her retard lifestyle
                        • Apr 2016
                        • 14

                        #41
                        Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

                        So you don't understand the Monty Hall problem either. Are there any of you cultists wanting to discuss the topic?

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                        • Fraud 74
                          Unsaved trash, obsessively flaunting her retard lifestyle
                          • Apr 2016
                          • 14

                          #42
                          Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

                          Since none of you cultists are intelligent enough to even stay on the topic of the thread, let alone discuss it, my work here is done. Anyway I debunked the debunker who started this so God's work is completed.

                          Have a good life cultists, may it be short and sweet. Bye forever and ever, amen....lol.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22833

                            #43
                            Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

                            Originally posted by Fraud 74 View Post
                            I am someone who knows the Monty Hall problem. I have read some comments here that I disagree with, such as that Ms. Savant is a witch.
                            You cannot disagree with God and be right.

                            The matter of Mr Monty Hall has been settled and the solution is non-salvific. Landover Baptist Church is here to save the souls of mankind not rehash old problems.
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • I Man Rastafari
                              Possibly retarded pothead
                              • Oct 2015
                              • 1019

                              #44
                              Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

                              Monty Hall is very popular in Jamaica which is my home. Sometimes Black people are allowed to win. Everyone in Jamaica wants Broyhill furniture but no one can afford it.
                              Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22833

                                #45
                                Re: The Monty Hall Problem Debunked

                                Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                                Everyone in Jamaica wants Broyhill furniture but no one can afford it.
                                Fixed. And that is why they swim to America.
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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