[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Mother Angelica Died this Easter

I hope she finds forgiveness in the afterlife so she can be at heavens door some day.

What forgiveness in the afterlife, dear friend? Do you remember what Our Lord said about Lazarus and the rich man?

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Mother Angelica Died this Easter

Brother Larry, Satan has indeed been penetrating you.
Are you having too much to do with some of the local papist messicants on your sojournmission to Peru?
I suggest you submit yourself for exorcism to the senior pastors.

Brother Jim,
After you went to your gate in the Lima airport, I witnessed to a papist priest in the seating area for quite some time since my plane was delayed. As I ministered to him, I felt something enter my nether regions but I assumed it was just the pangs from our Peruvian tap water so I ignored it. I now know this priest was probably a catholic witch and he attempted to drive out Jesus and replace Him with Mary. I am pleased to report that I met with a good Baptist pastor here in NYC and all is well.


This just shows you what can happen when you go on a mission for our Lord. You have to be cautious and wear the whole armor of God. As you know, I didn't wear much during our trip.


Remembering your holy kiss (Romans 16:16)
BrotherLarry

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Mother Angelica Died this Easter

Your thoughts on this news?

What's the point of nuns?

[Des]

Re: Mother Angelica Died this Easter

You can watch the nun being punished later once we're with Jesus.

This raises an interesting theological question. While I have no doubt that once in heaven myself and others will be given youthful and attractive bodies because wrinkly and ugly bodies would kind of defeat the point of it being heaven, are those infernal bodies going to be the same as ours? I mean, who wants to watch dried up prunes being brutally tortured for all of eternity? Surely we would not have to endure that, would we? God wouldn't want us to be disgusted while we laugh and applaud from on above. It stands to reason then that we would be gazing down upon hot sexy college age nuns being punished, right?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Mother Angelica Died this Easter

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It so happens I have obtained compromising photos of Angelica. It seems she was a little click happy on her free hotmail account and unfortunately her webcam was compromised. And not just her webcam either, if you know what I mean. Since this is a family website, all I can say is that Miss Angelica was a total anal whore, and I mean TOTAL in the widest possible sense.

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Mother Angelica Died this Easter

It so happens I have obtained compromising photos of Angelica. It seems she was a little click happy on her free hotmail account and unfortunately her webcam was compromised. And not just her webcam either, if you know what I mean. Since this is a family website, all I can say is that Miss Angelica was a total anal whore, and I mean TOTAL in the widest possible sense.

Dr. Toole: I am asking the EWTN Broadcasting Company if they would like me to pursue charges against you for this nonsensical LIE. G_d have mercy on you when Messiah comes.


Mike H.
Atty at Law

[Basilissa]

Re: Mother Angelica Died this Easter

Sorry for being out of the loop, but whose mother is this Mrs. Angelica?

[Des]

Re: Mother Angelica Died this Easter

Sorry for being out of the loop, but whose mother is this Mrs. Angelica?

While I am still wondering that myself, Sister, I can assure everyone that she is not the old lady that owns Dinah's Discount Thrift Shop. Her name as it turns out is Dinah. I did however buy out all of the smoked paprika, just in case she kicks off in the next few days.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Mother Angelica Died this Easter

It so happens I have obtained compromising photos of Angelica. It seems she was a little click happy on her free hotmail account and unfortunately her webcam was compromised. And not just her webcam either, if you know what I mean. Since this is a family website, all I can say is that Miss Angelica was a total anal whore, and I mean TOTAL in the widest possible sense.

I catch your drift there Dr. Toole, and believe me the last thing anyone should be doing for these cathylick nuns is buying them TV studio's and satellite dishes. I always thought that the cathylicks had these nuns that took the vow of silence - but not this one.

There was a similar scandal with nuns some years earlier - known as the "Singing Nun", and it turned out she was promoting bull dyke lezbeanism (and Lord knows what she was doing with those beads).

Soeur Sourire (The Singing Nun) Dominique (1963)

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Mother Angelica Died this Easter

Those in management at Catholic, Inc., certainly have peculiar ideas about how to sell their brand. They push out in front of the cameras this woman of questionable moral repute.

Then, instead of saying she was plucked out of the red light district to become a TV nun they pretend she was born on a heavenly cloud. No wonder Landover Baptist is growing by leaps and bounds and the number of white morally upright Catholics is falling.