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  • Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

    We now that morality is impossible without God, Jesus, and the Bible. Vegetarians are people who not only disregard Genesis 9:3, they also claim to be ethically superior to the average Heaven-Bound, meat-eating (fries included), heterosexual Caucasian male who speaks American as His mother tongue.
    With hundreds of millions of hungry people worldwide, it is criminally wasteful to grow crops to feed animals raised for meat rather than growing food for people – especially when you consider that it takes 4.5 pounds of grain to make just 1 pound of chicken meat. This is inefficiency at its worst.
    This is the image they're selling us: attempts to raise our sons into sodomy instead of hunting.



    This is how they present us True Christians(tm) to the easily gullible generally uneducated working blue-collar man :



    Now, the Truth™ has been exposed. Vegetarians claim that they only eat plant-based food items. This is a lie. A restaurant in Asia claimed to be "vegetarian". It was a lie. Instead, they served human meat.
    Diners at a vegetarian restaurant were left stunned earlier this week after finding chunks of meat in their noodles.

    Bewildered to find meat in meals at a vegetarian eatery, customers complained to local authorities, and that led to some gruesome discoveries.

    A study of the meat found it was not beef or pork but in fact human flesh.
    Is this an isolated incident or a cultural phenomenon? I conducted an extensive Interwebs search for "Human flesh in vegetarian restaurants" and failed to find any other reports. The absence of these data means that they must be suppressed. We can thus conclude that every single vegetarian restaurant on Earth is probably serving human meat and that makes every single vegetarian a cannibal.
    An investigation of the premises then found a kitchen area where the walls and floor were spattered in blood and there were chunks of flesh on the ground.

    Worse was to come for the horrified Thai police, as they found the decaying corpse of a 61-year-old man in the property's septic tank. Police allege the owner's intention was to get rid of Prasit's corpse by grinding it up and serving parts of it to customers.
    And this also makes every single vegetarian a partner in this horrendous crime. Where are all the missing persons that have never been found? I'm only asking and if you make the connection and realize that they could be at this very moment on the plates of vegetarians, that is a valid conclusion but I'm only asking.

    Now we have to assess if this is wrong. Our instincts tell us that only savages eat human meat. What would Jesus do? That is the question. The Bible of course mentions cannibalism in a clear manner.

    Deuteronomy 28:53
    And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:

    During times of peril and punishment, God may order people to eat the flesh of their sons and daughters. I admit that it is possible that the father or mother of this 61-year-old murder victim could have been one of the customers. In that case, he or she is spared God's wrath. The average vegetarian isn't.

    Vegans and their like are not really vegetarians. The suppression of all evidence regarding vegan cannibalism makes our case strong, now that one of the culprits has broken the vow of silence. We must fight this, take arms against a déluge of vegans and by opposing end their rule. We shall end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that this criminally-served flesh is heir to and that Jesus must feel because of this: 'twill be a consummation not of Human Flesh but of the Spiritual Flesh of Christ, once in Heaven where He shall feed us (Revelation 7:17; the "lamb" in the verse means actually Jesus).




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    Re: Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

    Ok this is just retarded. Vegetarians can't be cannibals if they only eat vegetables.

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      Re: Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

      Originally posted by BeastlyPresence View Post
      Ok this is just retarded. Vegetarians can't be cannibals if they only eat vegetables.
      Please read the post, not just the headline. The proof is in the details.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

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        Re: Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        Please read the post, not just the headline. The proof is in the details.
        What proof? All I'm reading is garbage.

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          Re: Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

          Originally posted by BeastlyPresence View Post
          What proof? All I'm reading is garbage.
          You should read the Bible then. And only the Bible.
          1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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          • #6
            Re: Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

            Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
            You should read the Bible then. And only the Bible.
            Yeah, like that's gonna do any good....

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            • #7
              Re: Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

              Originally posted by BeastlyPresence View Post
              What proof? All I'm reading is garbage.
              You're reading that vegetarians ate human meat.

              You can call humans "garbage" if you want, but we Christians have great respect and believe that killing is a bad thing, and that eating people is the very last resort - but here people paid for meals made of human meat!


              Those people were vegetarians!
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                Re: Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                You're reading that vegetarians ate human meat.

                You can call humans "garbage" if you want, but we Christians have great respect and believe that killing is a bad thing, and that eating people is the very last resort - but here people paid for meals made of human meat!


                Those people were vegetarians!
                That's what you guys are saying.


                Everything you guys are saying is garbage.


                That literally makes no sense. If they're eating people, then they're not vegetarians. Also, it's funny how you say you have great respect when you won't even respect differing views.

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                  Re: Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

                  Originally posted by BeastlyPresence View Post
                  Also, it's funny how you say you have great respect when you won't even respect differing views.
                  You're confused dear. One can respect people and even the God-Given Gift of having independent thoughts, but that doesn't mean all thoughts are respectable. Why, I can respect how efficiently my colon works, but I don't really want to take excrement and put it on my mantle in a place of honor. Do you understand now?


                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    Re: Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    You're confused dear. One can respect people and even the God-Given Gift of having independent thoughts, but that doesn't mean all thoughts are respectable. Why, I can respect how efficiently my colon works, but I don't really want to take excrement and put it on my mantle in a place of honor. Do you understand now?


                    Now you're just pulling ***vulgar synonym for "feces" removed*** out of your ***Vulgar synonym for a donkey removed by your friendly moderator***.

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                      Re: Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

                      Originally posted by FurryPresence View Post
                      Now you're just pulling ***vulgar synonym for "feces" removed*** out of your ***Vulgar synonym for a donkey removed by your friendly moderator***.
                      Why is this person so keen to deny that the vegetarians mentioned in our carefully conducted study were fakes and, in reality, thrived on human meat?

                      Luke 22:55-58
                      And when they had kindled a fire in the midst of the hall, and were set down together, Peter sat down among them. But a certain maid beheld him as he sat by the fire, and earnestly looked upon him, and said, This man was also with him. And he denied him, saying, Woman, I know him not. And after a little while another saw him, and said, Thou art also of them. And Peter said, Man, I am not.

                      As always, the Bible provides us with the answer. Peter was afraid of being recognized as a follower of Jesus Christ and he lied, denying the connection. Similarly, it is possible that this Hirsute person is denying the cannibalistic practices of vegans because she is one of them and they want to keep the Truth™ in obscurity. This is, or course, further undeniable proof that we were correct and the vegans are out there only to consume your flesh!


                      Yours in Christ,

                      Elmer
                      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                        Re: Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

                        Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                        Why is this person so keen to deny that the vegetarians mentioned in our carefully conducted study were fakes and, in reality, thrived on human meat?

                        Luke 22:55-58
                        And when they had kindled a fire in the midst of the hall, and were set down together, Peter sat down among them. But a certain maid beheld him as he sat by the fire, and earnestly looked upon him, and said, This man was also with him. And he denied him, saying, Woman, I know him not. And after a little while another saw him, and said, Thou art also of them. And Peter said, Man, I am not.

                        As always, the Bible provides us with the answer. Peter was afraid of being recognized as a follower of Jesus Christ and he lied, denying the connection. Similarly, it is possible that this Hirsute person is denying the cannibalistic practices of vegans because she is one of them and they want to keep the Truth™ in obscurity. This is, or course, further undeniable proof that we were correct and the vegans are out there only to consume your flesh!


                        Yours in Christ,

                        Elmer
                        Now you're just pulling [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR] out of your ass.


                        Quoting the Bible isn't gonna get your point across, assuming you even have one.


                        No it doesn't, the Bible is [BLASPHEMOUS HATE SPEECH REMOVED BY MODERATOR]. Vegetarians ARE NOT CANNIBALS! If they were cannibals, then they wouldn't be vegetarians. Seriously, do you guys even THINK before posting all of this [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED AGAIN]? Besides that, meat is meat, whether it's human or animal. I don't eat any meat, but I know my [SO MUCH NAUGHTINESS, WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN?], unlike you [UNACCEPTABLE VARIATION OF OTHERWISE BIBLICALLY APPROVED WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR FOR DECENCY].
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                          Re: Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

                          Originally posted by FurryPresence View Post
                          Now you're just pulling [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR] out of your ass.

                          Quoting the Bible isn't gonna get your point across, assuming you even have one.

                          No it doesn't, the Bible is [BLASPHEMOUS HATE SPEECH REMOVED BY MODERATOR]. Vegetarians ARE NOT CANNIBALS! If they were cannibals, then they wouldn't be vegetarians. Seriously, do you guys even THINK before posting all of this [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED AGAIN]? Besides that, meat is meat, whether it's human or animal. I don't eat any meat, but I know my [SO MUCH NAUGHTINESS, WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN?], unlike you [UNACCEPTABLE VARIATION OF OTHERWISE BIBLICALLY APPROVED WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR FOR DECENCY].
                          Dearest Sinner,

                          You're confusing the dictionary definition of vegetarians with the actual reality of what the people who call themselves vegetarians do. We agree that the theoretical framework of vegetarianism excludes the consumption of animal products, thus, as you've been told, explicitly opposing the commands of God in Genesis 9:3.

                          What we found out, however, is that those who call themselves "vegetarians" do not follow this principle. On the contrary, they consume meat (as was explained in the piece of news provided in the opening post) and not just any kind of meat but human flesh. This is the first time they've been caught red-handed (or mouthed) and it is thus certain that this is only the tip of an iceberg.

                          You should be able to discern between the vegetarian theory and vegetarian realism. People don't eat dictionary definitions. They eat tangible foods, which, in the vegan case, is human flesh and God forbids it under normal circumstances.

                          The vegetarian state of mind is vividly described in Psalms 10:4-7
                          The wicked, through the pride of his countenance, will not seek after God: God is not in all his thoughts. His ways are always grievous; thy judgments are far above out of his sight: as for all his enemies, he puffeth at them. He hath said in his heart, I shall not be moved: for I shall never be in adversity. His mouth is full of cursing and deceit and fraud: under his tongue is mischief and vanity.

                          Now the vegetarian lie has been exposed. You can now Repent™ and choose Jesus Christ!




                          Yours in Christ,

                          Elmer
                          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                            Re: Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

                            Given the fact that for Vegans, eating human flesh is considered more ethical than eating animal flesh, well, I am not surprised at all.




                            "Consent" is the key word here. Consent by the eaten of being eaten. Same as "consent" in sex, what lacks in this line of thinking is God and Jesus.


                            God has given consent to eat animals and hasn't given consent for gay sex. This is the truth, whether we like it or not. Do what you want, of course, but you know what will happen when you die. Yes, you know it.


                            PS: And since when did the plants gave their ok ot be eaten?
                            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Vegetarians are Cannibals: Irrefutable Proof!

                              thank thank God they're serving people meat to vegetarians and not grinding it up in my hamburger.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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