[Isabella White]

Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

My, how the news about this pair is dismal. After the Queen has told them that they cannot use "royal" in their title to sell their tea towels, Prince Harry has told the Queen that she does not own the term "royal". More than ever, they need to stay over there and not bring their nonsense anywhere near the blessed . If they keep this up, it would not surprise me if the Queen intervenes and gives them residency in the Tower of London.

Thankfully, we are well rid of that bunch, thanks to our independence -- and our outstanding leadership by our glorious, -sent President: Donald J. Trump.

"The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have posted an extraordinary statement on their website claiming that the Queen does not own the word royal across the world after they were forced to drop their 'Sussex Royal' brand. They also appeared to complain that the palace is treating them differently to other family members."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8030241/Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-stop-using-Sussex-Royal-brand-territory-spring.html

[Johny Joe Hold]

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My, how the news about this pair is dismal. After the Queen has told them that they cannot use "royal" in their title to sell their tea towels,

We have to remember the Queen is the head of the Church of England. It may well be she has read the Bible. If so, she knows God put the Negro race in Africa, not in England. He certainly has no use for interracial marriage.

Anyone can see this mixing of the races is the issue but no one dares speak of it.

[Isabella White]

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We have to remember the Queen is the head of the Church of England. It may well be she has read the Bible. If so, she knows God put the Negro race in Africa, not in England. He certainly has no use for interracial marriage.

Well, dear Brother Mayor Hold, maybe Harry & Meghan (or, as I think of them: "Ginger & Nutmeg") can move to Africa, instead of to North America. That should solve all sides of the situation rather nicely. And, surely, Africans need tea towels, too?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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My, how the news about this pair is dismal. After the Queen has told them that they cannot use "royal" in their title to sell their tea towels, Prince Harry has told the Queen that she does not own the term "royal".

They are supposed to be returning to Britain for "engagements" fairly soon, but there is speculation that Ms Markle's visa may be found not to be in order by some immigration official (who will subsequently be knighted). Also, HM the Q has been heard to say "What grandmama giveth, grandmama can take away ..." and there has been regal muttering about "time to take the title out of entitled".

It would all be enormous fun, if only it were more interesting.

[Isabella White]

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It would all be enormous fun, if only it were more interesting.

Oh, well, chin up, dear Sister Joanna. Things could be much worse. The tabloids could be plastering stories everywhere about a certain clownish hairstyle.

[Basilissa]

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My, how the news about this pair is dismal. After the Queen has told them that they cannot use "royal" in their title to sell their tea towels, Prince Harry has told the Queen that she does not own the term "royal".

I must say my eyes are getting tired of rolling at Meghxit news. You see, I thought that the reason whats-his-face and whats-her-face decided to exit the royal family is because they wanted to be treated like normal people, which includes behaving like normal people - rather than like elites claiming some supernatural qualities derived from their supposed descent* from a rather random unwashed barbarian who lived in the Dark Ages**.

Now it seems they want their cake and they want to eat it, too? Then, I sincerely hope they will be plagued by paparazzi until the day they die.








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* A lot can happen in 1200 years... does any of the currently living British royals has actual DNA proof of descent from Ælfrēd-the-meaningless-ruler-of-a-tiny-part-of-England?
** The link above goes to what the British royal family says about themselves. Following Wikipedia, that random unwashed barbarian living in the 9th century claimed to be a descendant of a largely mythological unwashed barbarian who is believed to have lived in the 6th century. Really murky origins for people claiming to be "Royal Highnesses."

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Now it seems they want their cake and they want to eat it, too? Then, I sincerely hope they will be plagued by paparazzi until the day they die.

I have to disagree, Sister. I sincerely hope that they will be utterly ignored and that we never have to hear about them again.

* A lot can happen in 1200 years... does any of the currently living British royals has actual DNA proof of descent from Ælfrēd-the-meaningless-ruler-of-a-tiny-part-of-England?

Pretty much any other inhabitant of Britain is more likely to be descended from him than they are, given that they have been German for generations. This, incidentally, explains the strangulated way they speak - as though choking on an under-cooked knockwurst.

[Alvin Moss]

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This Prince Harry is third in line for the throne currently occupied by his grandmother. She is very old and will die soon. Then Harry's father will be the King of England. He is also old and will die soon and then Harry's brother William will be King. That should happen pretty soon, but if something happens to William, King Harry will be a Canadian or, worse, a Californian. What will the English do if their King has moved to Los Angeles?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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This Prince Harry is third in line for the throne currently occupied by his grandmother. She is very old and will die soon. Then Harry's father will be the King of England. He is also old and will die soon and then Harry's brother William will be King. That should happen pretty soon, but if something happens to William, King Harry will be a Canadian or, worse, a Californian. What will the English do if their King has moved to Los Angeles?

Are you suggesting that the not-princess Merkel's contacts within the Toronto soap-opera community have taken out a contract on William's three children? Oh my goodness, that hadn't even occurred to the British tabloid press! If you will excuse me, I have a couple of calls to make....

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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If you will excuse me, I have a couple of calls to make....

Rest assured, the proceeds of that will be going straight into Pastor Zeke's new jet fund. But it was pointed out to me that Harry's father - who may be a cad and a bounder, but is not a complete fool - will certainly be persuaded to come forward at that point, thus removing Harry and his (alleged) child from the succession. Next in line would be Prince Andrew, but it is generally assumed that he will be in prison. All Hail Queen Beatrice and the new Queen Mom, the lovely Duchess Fergiana!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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We are the Royals known as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex that are no longer the Royal Duke and Duchess of Sussex. As the former Royals from Sussex, but of our own choice we aren't a Royal Duke or a Duchess anymore, and while we object to the Queen's claim that we can no longer use the word Royal when we are not Royal, nonetheless we don't intend to use the title Royal anyway to sell you our ex-Royal Sussex inspired King and Queen sized beds and accessories. We also have other ideas that are unique with us as ex-Royals and no longer Duke and Duchess of Sussex that are exclusively ours for purveyors by appointment to the no longer Royal that once held the titles of Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

The Canada Song

Sweet Jesus, we beseech Thee, please build that wall and make the Royals pay for it. Amen.

[Basilissa]

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Sweet Jesus, we beseech Thee, please build that wall and make the Royals pay for it. Amen.

...And also please keep the royals, the ex-royals, the wannabe royals, and any other kind of royals that exists, on the other side of that wall. Amen.

All Hail Queen Beatrice and the new Queen Mom, the lovely Duchess Fergiana!

Isn't one (or both) of them a Crazy Hat Lady?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I sincerely hope that they will be utterly ignored and that we never have to hear about them again.

Indeed. Everything I've learned about this couple has been done against my will. May the LORD bless us for our patience. And soon.

[handmaiden]

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...And also please keep the royals, the ex-royals, the wannabe royals, and any other kind of royals that exists, on the other side of that wall. Amen.
Isn't one (or both) of them a Crazy Hat Lady?

Is this what you were remembering?





That object rather struck me as architecture than millinery.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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That object rather struck me as architecture than millinery.

Others wondered if it came from a bathroom supplies shop.