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  • Mister K
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2009
    • 18

    #106
    Re: Beglium 2

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    So are you Belgian or Flemish, make up your mind!
    I'm Belgian, but part of me is also Flemish. Compare it to your States... Every State has it's own identity, and yet you're all American.

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #107
      Re: Beglium 2

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      OK, Here's a map - just show us where you live...
      Right there between Bratwurst and Schtinkenfinker.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Mister K
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2009
        • 18

        #108
        Re: Beglium 2

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        Right there between Bratwurst and Schtinkenfinker.
        I actually wonder what I did wrong... I never intended to offend you, and yet all you do is insulting me. Why?

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        • Imaaaaa
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Feb 2009
          • 17

          #109
          Re: Beglium 2

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          I will tell you what, let us make this simple; prove to us that there is no vast conspiracy leftover from the Cold War to create a make believe country named Belgium and we will believe you.

          Do I look like a history book ?
          I did a little research on the cold war but I did not find anything that you said .

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #110
            Re: Beglium 2

            Originally posted by Mister K View Post
            I actually wonder what I did wrong... I never intended to offend you, and yet all you do is insulting me. Why?
            Friend, you did nothing wrong, but you are just believing the hype.

            I have duly informed the Pastors here about "Belgium". I have given them the names of the politicians who actually believe it exists.

            It opened up their eyes, and - as they know the Truth(TM) when they see it - they immediately saw what I was talking about.

            Belgium is fictional, and Jesus always wins.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #111
              Re: Beglium 2

              Originally posted by Imaaaaa View Post
              Do I look like a history book ?
              No, you look more like a broken record.

              I did a little research on the cold war but I did not find anything that you said .
              Which proves Bobby-Joe's point entirely.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #112
                Re: Beglium 2

                Originally posted by Mister K View Post
                I actually wonder what I did wrong... I never intended to offend you, and yet all you do is insulting me. Why?
                We are trying to clean up the world and provide food and clean water for all the TRUE Christians(tm). Then along you come trying to make a case for a country whose entire human population is half that of Madagascar and even less of lemurs! It just won't do.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22827

                  #113
                  Re: Beglium 2

                  Originally posted by Mister K View Post
                  I actually wonder what I did wrong... I never intended to offend you, and yet all you do is insulting me. Why?
                  The way I see it is that if you insist that you live in Belgian, it may well be that you will suffer other madness and will not be able to accept Baby Jesus.
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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197

                    #114
                    Re: Beglium 2

                    Originally posted by Mister K View Post
                    I'm Belgian, but part of me is also Flemish. Compare it to your States... Every State has it's own identity, and yet you're all American.
                    Which part of you is Flemish and which is Belgian?

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                    • Imaaaaa
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 17

                      #115
                      Re: Beglium 2

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      So are you Belgian or Flemish, make up your mind!
                      We are from belgium , so that makes us Belgians , we speak dutch or so called Flemish , because we live in the flanders (in Belgium)
                      Like you guys live in America that means you are americans but you live for example in new york (so you are new yorkers), we also have a name for the people that live in that part of the country .
                      And i don't even know if that sounds good or if you would understand because i'm really tired right now .

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78551

                        #116
                        Re: Beglium 2

                        Originally posted by Mister K View Post
                        I'm Belgian, but part of me is also Flemish. Compare it to your States... Every State has it's own identity, and yet you're all American.
                        I looked it up and "flem" is actually spelled p-h-l-e-g-m, and it means something you cough up when you're sick.

                        I can't imagine why anyone would claim to be Phlegmish.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #117
                          Re: Beglium 2

                          Originally posted by Imaaaaa View Post
                          We are from belgium , so that makes us Belgians , we speak dutch or so called Flemish , because we live in the flanders (in Belgium)
                          Like you guys live in America that means you are americans but you live for example in new york (so you are new yorkers), we also have a name for the people that live in that part of the country .
                          And i don't even know if that sounds good or if you would understand because i'm really tired right now .
                          Like California, New York City is not part of the United States of America friend.

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                          • Mister K
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 18

                            #118
                            Re: Beglium 2

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            I looked it up and "flem" is actually spelled p-h-l-e-g-m, and it means something you cough up when you're sick.

                            I can't imagine why anyone would claim to be Phlegmish.
                            Hey, I don't call you an Ass-erican either, so don't go racial on this...

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                            • Imaaaaa
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 17

                              #119
                              Re: Beglium 2

                              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                              No, you look more like a broken record.



                              Which proves Bobby-Joe's point entirely.

                              I'm 16 teen years old how the hell should I know everything about the cold war ! Ofcourse I looked on wikipedia but you know i'll find the answer on your Question ! &You are one of the most horrible people i've ever met !
                              You make absolutely no sense & still you can make it look like you do !
                              I don't know if I should find you really smart or very stupid for that .

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197

                                #120
                                Re: Beglium 2

                                Well I certainly hope you don't call us that, because that's just a horrible attempt at an insult.

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