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  • Giovanni Boccaccio
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Dec 2013
    • 6
    #2671
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post

    God loves all, even atheists
    Um . . . no, He doesn't.

    [B]Leviticus 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

    The answer is in the Bible (Mat 27:57-60).

    It's times like these that I'm reminded of that one kid in class who had to have everything explained to him. For example, they told him to write something on the blackboard, and he objected that the board was dark green (we had a dark green blackboard), which used chalk. We explained that "blackboard" was the term we used to describe our green board. I suppose in the same way, when someone says "I hated them", specifically in ANE language, it means their practices were detested. We see in Ruth, the Moabitess, that the people themselves were not hated.

    Of course, I will tolerate you since from the picture you have on your profile, you seem to have those eyeglasses rather loosely; perhaps they weren't on when you were reading the Bible half the time.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251
        #2672
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by Giovanni Boccaccio View Post
        It's times like these that I'm reminded of that one kid in class who had to have everything explained to him. For example, they told him to write something on the blackboard, and he objected that the board was dark green (we had a dark green blackboard), which used chalk. We explained that "blackboard" was the term we used to describe our green board. I suppose in the same way, when someone says "I hated them", specifically in ANE language, it means their practices were detested. We see in Ruth, the Moabitess, that the people themselves were not hated.
        Yes...you are the retard child in this scenario. Now I get it.

        Originally posted by Giovanni Boccaccio View Post
        f course, I will tolerate you since from the picture you have on your profile, you seem to have those eyeglasses rather loosely; perhaps they weren't on when you were reading the Bible half the time.
        Brother Pim is not interested in your homersexural advances.



        Yours in Christ (NOT RICKY MARTIN),

        Z. Smyth
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          • Giovanni Boccaccio
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Dec 2013
            • 6
            #2673
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Yes...you are the retard child in this scenario. Now I get it.



            Brother Pim is not interested in your homersexural advances.



            Yours in Christ (NOT RICKY MARTIN),

            Z. Smyth
            How can I not make these advances with names like Pim Pendergast - his name sets me Aghast! Aw. Also, you should probably get those eyes checked; you've spent too much of your personal time on these things and are now "seeing" others do it - a psychological phenomenon called imprinting where what you do, you think others do as well. I don't think brother Pendergast would like it if he knew you thought of him that way and me as your competition.

            By the way, cool coat, where can I get one? The alcohol-free 1920's? You know those were good times. Atheists didn't get drunk and beat up their wives in those days. Also atheists had wives and not fantasies about online boyfriends called Pim Pendergast.

            Isn't it true that in atheism, there is no standard for right and wrong? So then, why not do that? Or, why not marry a dolphin like that lady in Israel back in 06? Or the Eiffel Tower like that other lady? But then again, who am I talking to - you have a boyfriend called Pim

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775
                #2674
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by Giovanni Boccaccio View Post
                Isn't it true that in atheism, there is no standard for right and wrong? So then, why not do that?
                This is the first thing you've said that makes any sense! It's true that atheists have exactly no moral ground. They take pride in acting like animals.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251
                    #2675
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by Giovanni Boccaccio View Post
                    blah blah blah why not marry a dolphin blah blah blah
                    Good grief...are you drunk? A dolphin? You want to marry a dolphin?

                    I'll pray for you my animal-molesting friend.

                    (Leviticus 18:23) "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."

                    YiC (NOT DR. DOOLITTLE).

                    Zech
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                      • Walter Van Slyke
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2013
                        • 212
                        #2676
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by TheBigJLover69 View Post
                        "God" said in the bible that the person without sin should be the person to cast the first stone.
                        Apparently, the folks at http://conservapedia.com/ have a problem with several bible verses, including that one.

                        Take that story where the mob surrounds a woman accused of adultery and gets ready to stone her, but Jesus intervenes and says, “He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone” (John 7:53-8:11). It might have been a later addition that wasn’t in the original Gospels, according to some right-thinking, or rather right-leaning scholars. So the editors have excised this bleeding-heart favorite from the Good Book, and they’ve also removed Jesus’ words on the cross, “Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.”

                        “The simple fact is that some of the persecutors of Jesus did know what they were doing,” Schlafly points out, proving that, “Jesus might never had said it at all.”
                        Something must be done...
                        Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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                          • TheAmazingChimp
                            Unsaved trash, teenaged gaywad
                            • Jan 2014
                            • 13
                            #2677
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Atheism is so dumb only people with low iq like me would fall for it. Depends now and be saved.
                            For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16

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                              • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2013
                                • 1284
                                #2678
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by TheAmazingChimp View Post
                                Atheism is so dumb only people with low iq like me would fall for it. Depends now and be saved.
                                Adult incontinence aids are not going to get you to Glory...only Jesus can do that, my dim-witted yet athletically and rhythmically gifted Nigra.
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                                I Kings 7:23

                                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                                New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                                Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                                  • WhyYourWrong
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Under Investigation
                                    • Jan 2014
                                    • 1
                                    #2679
                                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                    I guide my own life, so fuck both of your testaments. Have you been sleeping in science class, I think its time to pay attention......

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                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                         
                                        • Sep 2011
                                        • 23775
                                        #2680
                                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                        Originally posted by WhyYourWrong View Post
                                        ......
                                        *you're*

                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                          • Poe's Law
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            • Feb 2014
                                            • 1
                                            #2681
                                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                            That's odd. Judgement is considered a sin by the Bible and it's in this thread.

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                                              • Soaponarope1
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Feb 2014
                                                • 6
                                                #2682
                                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                                I would actually rather worship monkeys. Monkeys are pretty damn cool.

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                                                  • Pim Pendergast
                                                    PHD - Theophysicist
                                                    Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2012
                                                    • 3103
                                                    #2683
                                                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                                    Originally posted by Poe's Law View Post
                                                    Judgement is considered a sin by the Bible.
                                                    No it isn't.
                                                    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                                                    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                                                      • Atheist86
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        • Feb 2014
                                                        • 14
                                                        #2684
                                                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                                        Hey,

                                                        You got the atheist part all wrong:

                                                        "‘Atheism’ means the negation of theism, the denial of the existence of God." (Source: http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/atheism-agnosticism/)

                                                        How can i hate somebody/something that doesn't most probably exist in the first place?

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                                                          • Alphonse Alban
                                                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                                                             
                                                            • Feb 2011
                                                            • 5724
                                                            #2685
                                                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                                            Originally posted by Atheist86 View Post
                                                            Hey,

                                                            You got the atheist part all wrong:
                                                            No, it's you who got it all wrong. If you do not love Jesus, you hate Him.

                                                            Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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