[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Also, do you have any evidence to support your claim that reading the bible increases ones IQ?

You don't even read what you are replying to!? I never made such a claim. Please stop talking, it is clearly beyond your capabilities.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I like how since you couldn't refute my point, you instead turn to primitive violent insults. You sound like a very intelligent person. Also, do you have any evidence to support your claim that reading the bible increases ones IQ? I'd be very interested if you do...

Does choosing to burn forever in unquenchable fire sound like a wise choice to you?

[Ashley Harvosta]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

You don't even read what you are replying to!? I never made such a claim. Please stop talking, it is clearly beyond your capabilities.

Your EQ must be negative and your IQ very low. But there is a fix here, just read your Holy Bible and it will tell you all you need to know.

If this is not a claim what is it?

Also, it seems that no one is able to refute this.

Why do Christians always use the word monkey, if it simply the implication that humans are animals, then why not say atheists are horse worshippers, or chimpanzee (chimpanzees are not monkeys) worshippers. We did not evolve from monkeys, we did share a common ancestor though.

Furthermore, humans are animals. Our phylum is Chordata (vertebrate), our class is mammalia. Our order is primate, our family is Hominidae (tailless apes that can gather food with their hands.) Our tribe is Homininae. Our genus is Homo and our specie is Homo Sapiens.

All scientific evidence gathered over the last 200 years validates evolution and confirms that we are in fact animals just like every other living creature on this planet. Do you believe that gravity exists? We actually understand more about evolution then gravity, and it is more solidified in fact and theory.

Additionally, I am not claiming that Darwinism is the answer to societal problems. In fact, from studying Darwinism we can actually learn how to NOT run a society . This of course has no bearing on the truth.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

If this is not a claim what is it?

Also, it seems that no one is able to refute this.

Hello dear. You're new to this site so I will ask you ever so kindly to please introduce yourself properly in our Introduction Forum, so we can get to know all about you! Tell us who you are, where you go to church, and how Jesus has blessed you lately!

[Ashley Harvosta]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Hello dear. You're new to this site so I will ask you ever so kindly to please introduce yourself properly in our Introduction Forum, so we can get to know all about you! Tell us who you are, where you go to church, and how Jesus has blessed you lately!

You are showing kindness, god is not kind, god is hateful. For this sin you shall burn in hell.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

You are showing kindness, god is not kind, god is hateful...

NEWS FLASH!!!! She's not God.

But she is a True Christian(tm), this is their forum, and compliance with her polite request is strongly encouraged. Now.

[Scandick]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

The truth about Christianity:

The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made out a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense (or NOT!)

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

The truth about Christianity:

The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made out a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense (or NOT!)

Oh wow! A meme.

Never heard that one. You folks are a laugh a minute. Good job showing how lame and ineffective atheist evangelising can be.

We are protected from your lunacy by His word.

Ephesians 6:11-17
6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. 6:13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. 6:14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; 6:15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; 6:16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:

[Jimmy O]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

The truth about Christianity:

The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made out a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense (or NOT!)

There is NOTHING symbolic about the Bible.
It is 100% Literally True. Obviously Ritual Blood Sacrifice and Ritual Cannibalism are endorsed, nay, COMMANDED by the Demiurge Yahweh.

John 6:53 - 6

53 Jesus said to them, “Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. 54 Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day. 55 For my flesh is real food and my blood is real drink. 56 Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me, and I in them. 57 Just as the living Father sent me and I live because of the Father, so the one who feeds on me will live because of me. 58 This is the bread that came down from heaven. Your ancestors ate manna and died, but whoever feeds on this bread will live forever.” 59 He said this while teaching in the synagogue in Capernaum.

So unless you are calling Jesus a Liar, or the Bible Errant, there is only ONE possible conclusion. Blood Sacrifice and Ritual Cannibalism are clearly the central tenets of Christianity.

Jesus sacrificed his OWN flesh and blood to be eaten by mankind and to appease Yahweh's demand for a Blood Sacrifice from the Sinful humans.

It was not the first time that Yahweh had imposed cannibalism on the Sinful:

Isaiah 49:26:

I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh; they will be drunk on their own blood, as with wine. Then all mankind will know that I, the LORD, am your Savior, your Redeemer, the Mighty One of Jacob

You believe that calling Jesus a Zombie is an insult. But Jesus IS undead, reanimated (just another word for Resurrection) physically by Yahweh's Spirit, as were the Holy Dead who were also reanimated at the same time.

Matthew 27:52-27:53:

52 and the tombs broke open. The bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. 53 They came out of the tombs after Jesus’ resurrection and[e] went into the holy city and appeared to many people.

"Zombie" is just a broadly defined slang term that is often considered synonymous with "Undead." It can't be an insult if it's true. If one is a TRUE True Christian™ (like me ), you KNOW that every word of the Bible is factual.

This is the Will of Yahweh! This is His Prophecy. Whether one believes Him to be a Demonic Usurper (Demiurge) of The One True God or not, He is REAL,

Yahweh's Book is the LITERAL TRUTH; and His Prophecies and Warnings should be taken seriously. And the Occult Blood Rituals to Invoke the Power of Yahweh, "His" Son, and His Spirit, can unleash some of the most powerful and deadly forces upon the Earth.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

If one is a TRUE True Christian™ (like me )

Son, you are a True Christian™ when a senior pastor of Landover Baptist Church recognizes the actual and very real Holy Spirit in your life. Until this declaration, you are considered, and will be treated, as unsaved trash. You can find out more HERE.

And the Occult Blood Rituals to Invoke the Power of Yahweh, "His" Son, and His Spirit, can unleash some of the most powerful and deadly forces upon the Earth.

Friend, there is no "Saint" Landover," no "Landover Church of the Blessed Bleeding Eyes," no "Mother Mary, Virgin of Landoveria" affiliated with our church. I'm curious as to why you mistake us for cannibalistic cathlics and their blood and flesh obsession.

[Jimmy O]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Son, you are a True Christian™ when a senior pastor of Landover Baptist Church recognizes the actual and very real Holy Spirit in your life. Until this declaration, you are considered, and will be treated, as unsaved trash. You can find out more HERE.





Friend, there is no "Saint" Landover," no "Landover Church of the Blessed Bleeding Eyes," no "Mother Mary, Virgin of Landoveria" affiliated with our church. I'm curious as to why you mistake us for cannibalistic cathlics and their blood and flesh obsession.

I don't know where you are getting that from!? All I did was quote scripture at a Dirty Little Atheist.

I believe Biblical Scripture is factual. Don't you?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I don't know where you are getting that from!? All I did was quote scripture at a Dirty Little Atheist.

I believe Biblical Scripture is factual. Don't you?

Kindly explain which Bible verses explain the Occult Blood Rituals to Invoke the Power of Yahweh, His Son, and His Spirit, you are advocating for the purpose of unleashing some of the most powerful and deadly forces upon the Earth.

[Jimmy O]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Kindly explain which Bible verses explain the Occult Blood Rituals to Invoke the Power of Yahweh, His Son, and His Spirit, you are advocating for the purpose of unleashing some of the most powerful and deadly forces upon the Earth.

With all due respect, that's circular questioning. You already know which verses I would quote because I quoted them in my original post.

[G.colfs]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I don't think you understand what an atheist is, we don't worship monkeys or hate god we just don't believe god exists.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I don't think you understand what an atheist is, we don't worship monkeys or hate god we just don't believe god exists.

Everyone knows atheists are angry with God, refuse to take responsibility for their sins and think they are apes.

We know all about your kind, son.