[pandamic]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

What makes you think you get a vote and why don't you know how to spell pandemic?

Well, first off, I misspelled pandemic purposefully. I am what is called a furry, and I am a panda

Also, to Pastor Ezekial, since I could not find a way to reply to the message you sent to me:
I already read the rules and fully understand them. I do not wish to make an introduction for myself, for I believe there is no introduction necessary. I did not come to this forum to debate or to make enemies. I was just simply making a statement of fact by letting people know that this post is offensive. And I noticed that one of your badges is for punching the most queers, yet your signature clearly states: Who will Jesus Damn?
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26)
The Malicious (Romans 1:29)
The Proud (Romans 1:30)
Boasters (Romans 1:30)
The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)
The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9)

You are unforgiving in the fact that you do not forgive gay people for being who they are.
You are malicious by every sense of the word. Malice is, according to the Marriam-Webster dictionary: desire to cause pain, injury, or distress to another
You are obviously proud that you punch queers.
You are plainly boasting the fact that you punch a lot of queers.
You are not merciful towards queers.
And you are unrighteous because it is wrong to cause pain to another just because of who they are.

It sounds like you are also a hypocrite too, because one of your badges says you are heaven-bound, but I highly doubt it. You are damned to hell my friend.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Well, first off, I misspelled pandemic purposefully. I am what is called a furry, and I am a panda

Ah, I get it. Panda-Mic. You're an Irish queer who dresses up like a stuffed chink bear so you can more easily molest children. It's not often we get Catlick priests in here.

I hope you enjoy Hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Dear Godmocking Pervert;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and fornicating with forest animals to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[pandamic]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Ah, I get it. Panda-Mic. You're an Irish queer who dresses up like a stuffed chink bear so you can more easily molest children. It's not often we get Catlick priests in here.

I hope you enjoy Hell.

You make me laugh. I am not irish. Although I am queer. I do not dress up, I am not a fursuiter. And I do not like pedophiles. I would love to string a pedo up by his testicles to rid the earth from such scum.

[pandamic]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Dear Godmocking Pervert;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and fornicating with forest animals to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

You also make me laugh. I do not mock god, and I do not worship the satan. I also do not fornicate with animals, I would kill anyone who even thinks about something like that. I do not see how I am posting a hateful message, when it is you who is posting a hateful message. I could easily say something hateful and truthful by saying this forum is the scum of the internet and that all of you should really burn for your atrocious behavior, but I am not going to say that

[Philippe]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

You are malicious by every sense of the word. Malice is, according to the Marriam-Webster dictionary: desire to cause pain, injury, or distress to another.

I would love to string a pedo up by his testicles to rid the earth from such scum.

Are you malicious?

[Rachel Sue]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I am what is called a furry, and I am a panda

You make me laugh. I am not irish. Although I am queer. I do not dress up, I am not a fursuiter.

So you are a furry panda but you do not dress up as one?

Brothers and Sisters, this is further proof that science has gone mad! First they teach gorillas and chimps to speak sign language, now they've taught a bear to use the internet!

I must confess my surprise at this beast's fairly good mastery of the English language, even if it does have problems with consistency as Brother Philippe has pointed out.

I beg you to be patient with this filthy animal, however. Although it doesn't appear to be quoting from the correct bible, it appears that someone has attempted to raise this beast out of it's own sinful nature through a misguided attempt to save a soul which everyone knows it doesn't have.

The fact that it's queer, while sad is simply a part of the facts of this species. I remember, while playing a zoo game on the computer, I learned that pandas are notoriously hard to breed. This is probably because they've become so inbred as to lose their proper sexuality.

I am not certain which demonic scientific research facility you reside in, you poor animal, why don't you let us know? Does anyone know if Sister Bowers has ever attempted to use her B.A.S.H. program to straighten out an actual animal? I, for one, would be interested in seeing if it would work as I once had to shoot a beloved dog of mine after he caught the gay.

Also did you know that even though they're Chinkese, pandas are more closely related to coons?! Read into that what you will.

[True Disciple]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I would love to string a pedo up by his testicles to rid the earth from such scum.

Why do you have perverted sexual fantasies about pedophiles?

Brothers and Sisters, this is further proof that science has gone mad! First they teach gorillas and chimps to speak sign language, now they've taught a bear to use the internet!

You're right, Sister! What will they do next, ordain a mule to be a Pastor?

Also did you know that even though they're Chinkese, pandas are more closely related to coons?! Read into that what you will.

What do you mean by that, Sister? I've never heard of this in the field of Baraminology. I hope you haven't been deceived by evilutionists?

[Rachel Sue]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

What do you mean by that, Sister? I've never heard of this in the field of Baraminology. I hope you haven't been deceived by evilutionists?

Actually, Brother, one of my father's friends proved this fact to a bunch of us at last year's Game Feed at the wildlife 'sanctuary'. They taste nothing like bear!

[True Disciple]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Actually, Brother, one of my father's friends proved this fact to a bunch of us at last year's Game Feed at the wildlife 'sanctuary'. They taste nothing like bear!

I get what you mean now! Thanks.

[Rachel Sue]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Brother Disciple, I just did a little search and it appears that I still have my copy of the recipe. I HIGHLY recommend that you pass it along to your wife so she can make it for you sometime.

Panda Stack-Ups
(An appetizer)
Servings: 30 Stack-Ups

3 ounce package cream cheese
2 tablespoons mayonnaise
2 teaspoons chopped chives
dash hot pepper sauce
25 thin slices Panda

Blend softened cheese, mayonnaise, chives and hot pepper sauce. Make 5 stacks of Panda slices; spread cheese mixture between slices. Chill. Cut each stack into 6 equal Wedges. Serve on cocktail picks.

Here's a photo that I was able to find of a successful panda hunt as well. Isn't google wonderful?



Please let me know how your panda stackups turn out. I, personally, feel the recipe uses too much pepper sauce, you can hardly taste the meat.

[True Disciple]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Brother Disciple, I just did a little search and it appears that I still have my copy of the recipe. I HIGHLY recommend that you pass it along to your wife so she can make it for you sometime.

Panda Stack-Ups
(An appetizer)
Servings: 30 Stack-Ups

3 ounce package cream cheese
2 tablespoons mayonnaise
2 teaspoons chopped chives
dash hot pepper sauce
25 thin slices Panda

Blend softened cheese, mayonnaise, chives and hot pepper sauce. Make 5 stacks of Panda slices; spread cheese mixture between slices. Chill. Cut each stack into 6 equal Wedges. Serve on cocktail picks.

Here's a photo that I was able to find of a successful panda hunt as well. Isn't google wonderful?

Please let me know how your panda stackups turn out. I, personally, feel the recipe uses too much pepper sauce, you can hardly taste the meat.

Thank you very much, Sister! I'm not married yet, but when I am my wife will certainly make this.

Maybe I can ask Sister Martha if she can prepare this in the when we're overworking for Project H. I've eaten way too many delivery pizzas lately...

[True Sinner]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I didn't vote in the poll because there is no relevant choice.

I describe myself as a human being, this is all that I know.

I would say the popular tag to describe me is atheist, although your depiction of an atheist doesn't ring true.
I don't hate god or Jesus as I'm fairly sure the first one doesn't exist in the sense that religious people describe, and the latter was probably an enlightened, if not egoistic, guy who lived 2000 years ago. He said some very wise things, but also believed he was the son of God... or maybe his followers just pinned the son of god label on him. Guess we'll never know.

Either way, no reason to hate them at all, I just fail to see reason to follow leaders who make claims backed up with zero fact.

ie, False Prophets... Ironic eh?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I didn't vote in the poll because there is no relevant choice.

I describe myself as a human being, this is all that I know.

I would say the popular tag to describe me is atheist, although your depiction of an atheist doesn't ring true.
I don't hate god or Jesus as I'm fairly sure the first one doesn't exist in the sense that religious people describe, and the latter was probably an enlightened, if not egoistic, guy who lived 2000 years ago. He said some very wise things, but also believed he was the son of God... or maybe his followers just pinned the son of god label on him. Guess we'll never know.

Either way, no reason to hate them at all, I just fail to see reason to follow leaders who make claims backed up with zero fact.

ie, False Prophets... Ironic eh?

Why are you here then? This is a Christian forum.

What did God ever do to you to cause you to hate Him so?

[True Sinner]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Why are you here then? This is a Christian forum.

I am here merely out of curiosity.

I know you think I am an atheist crusader here to bash your beliefs or whatever, maybe a little, but I know full well your belief is unshakeable and my arguments will not be taken seriously... so that would be pointless. I'm just interested in learning about some of the stuff you guys believe in, I may make the odd comment out of sheer amazement (at least until I'm banned)... I can't help it though, call it cultureshock.

What did God ever do to you to cause you to hate Him so?

You clearly didn't read my last post