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  • Jordon
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2010
    • 6

    #856
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Well, I'm an agnostic and I think you were missing something I could click. ;(

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #857
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Originally posted by Jordon View Post
      Well, I'm an agnostic and I think you were missing something I could click. ;(
      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • GOD=life
        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 3263

        #858
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by livia_warumono View Post
        and you cant prove its right.
        So basically, you're saying that from your perspective, you are following a belief system too.

        Only difference: your belief system won't land you in Heaven and won't make you moral in this life.
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22
        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22350

          #859
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Originally posted by livia_warumono View Post
          and you cant prove its right.
          This is true. However if you are right, nothing happens. If we are right, and we are right, then you will burn in hell for all eternity. Though we both cannot prove being right, it's obvious what the smart choice here is.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #860
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by livia_warumono View Post
            and you cant prove its right.
            Of course we can, my dear heathen. Besides the Holy Bible, which would be enough evidence for any sane person, there are cucumbers.
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • Gregor Koenig
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Feb 2010
              • 3

              #861
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Dear brothers and sisters,

              I think I can call myself a True Christian. Atheists are a peace of crap. Most of them will have a painfull death and burn in hell. Well, not "most" of them, ALL of them!
              When we are in Heaven, we can watch at those burning rats and laugh at them.
              Hahaha!

              May God be with you!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29435

                #862
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by Gregor Koenig View Post
                Dear brothers and sisters,

                I think I can call myself a True Christian. Atheists are a peace of crap. Most of them will have a painfull death and burn in hell. Well, not "most" of them, ALL of them!
                When we are in Heaven, we can watch at those burning rats and laugh at them.
                Hahaha!

                May God be with you!
                Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
                Your first post is on the wrong thread.

                And what 'Unsaved Trash' has the gall to callthemselves 'True Christians' on thier own. It is a EARNED title.

                Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
                Thanks!
                Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • joylove1978
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 2

                  #863
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Certainly seems so these days. When I was a child, flying was a special event. Men wore suits, lady's dressed properly. Planes were less than half full all the time. Food was pretty good, every flight had a meal. People treated you like royalty. Stewards were all beautiful women.
                  Now flying is like being on a Pakistani bus full of smelly terrorists with goats. And most of the stewards are men!
                  YOU ARE A MANIAC.

                  You're not alone though.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #864
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by joylove1978 View Post
                    YOU ARE A MANIAC.

                    You're not alone though.
                    A person calling itself "joylove" makes their first post a hateful one. Isn't that special?

                    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • joylove1978
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 2

                      #865
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      A person calling itself "joylove" makes their first post a hateful one. Isn't that special?

                      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                      Please forgive me. It was rather hateful. I had been reading a lot of pages on this forum, and was astounded by it.

                      But I understand this forum wasn't created for debate. I shall leave now, best of luck with it all.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29435

                        #866
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        I am confused. What did I say that made you spew such vomitus words?
                        Now I am an old man, I was fortunate to of flow in airplanes back when travel was elegant. My first flight was about 1961. The industry went to hell in a hand basket in the very early 70's when they let riff raff on. They should of kept prices high to keep those people out. Make the prices high enough so terrorists cannot afford a ticket. Airports will be less crowded, the parking lot will be less full so I an find my Escalade.
                        Just like with cell phones today. I got my first one in 1982. Cost me $2,000 to buy the phone, $100 a month line charge, $1.00 a minute talk time and every other charge you can imagine. Again, it kept the riff raff out. Only really important calls were made. Now we have nigras in the welfare line yapping away via blue tooth earsets.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • YahwehsReaper
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 3

                          #867
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          I am a strong Christian. I believe in JeHoVaH and his son Jesus Christ 100%, and I follow the Bible word-for-word...if I ever stray and sin, I repent, which Jesus told me to do.

                          If all you Landovers say you have not sinned once, hell, if you even say that you do not sin regularly, you are lying to His face. All you Landovers are committing the ONE AND ONLY sin that is UNREPENTABLE, in fact. Bashing the TRUE God JHVH-IAMTHATIAM and His People!

                          I wish now to tell you a bit about MY faith. I listen to you, so listen to me, please.

                          Indeed, I do believe there are false beliefs. But NOBODY is ever going to burn in Hell for their beliefs. No one will burn in Hell, period! Gehenna was a place where they burnt bodies in the ancient days. Like the term "Pushing up daisies", it became an idiom and was used in several other ancient writings as basically describing death.

                          We don't go to Daisyland when we die because of an idiom. Nor do we burn in Hell(a word derivative of Sheol, which is the Hebrew word for Grave).

                          Once you Landovers die and find yourself being resurrected in a new and improved Earth under the True God, you will realise that I have spoken the Truth of JHVH. And God bless all of you. You'll enjoy your time in a world without illness, war, famine, crime, evil and even death. And it is already happening through the proposals and wishes of many to end all religion. Only the the True religion will still worship, through all the persecution, humiliation and even execution.

                          And indeed it is already happening. In Russia, several Bible Students that are members of the Jehovah's Witness faith have been punished in ways unimaginable, and yet they still worship, some even whilst being locked in cold cells or HANGED proclaim God's message.

                          Bible Students, Jehovah's Witnesses, Agnostics, Peaceful Christians, even Atheists who see a vision for a perfect world all will lead the way, even if it takes a century to get that way. LISTEN TO THEM!

                          I personally believe that the way these things will happen is through progression in this Computer age. While other Bible students like Jehovah's Witnesses do not believe in evolution and many other sciences, I and many others have chosen a path that does embrace such things, and it is science, technology and modern politics that will most likely bring the concepts of World Peace, Paradise, Living forever and Resurrecting the dead to life.

                          I am here to help. I am here to answer questions. Do please ask. I can tell you now that I am sure to be ridiculed, mocked and abused. I will be embarrassed by degrading my User Profile like you have done to everyone not involved in your Cult. But when that does indeed happen, you will know that my God is true and that your God is false. The bet has been made. Gamble.

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                          • Mrs. Rogers
                            compassion personified
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2692

                            #868
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Originally posted by YahwehsReaper View Post
                            I follow the Bible word-for-word
                            But NOBODY is ever going to burn in Hell for their beliefs. No one will burn in Hell, period!
                            The latter statement makes a lie of the former. YOU are a FALSE Christian!
                            True Christians are Perfect!

                            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                            Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                            For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                            • pandamic
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 4

                              #869
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              /sarcasm
                              Wow! This obviously isn't biased and highly offensive. At least atheist were polite about it when they created the other poll. I vote to take this poll down because it offends me very much. Come on man! Be a good Christian and play nice with others!

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                              • Brother Enoch
                                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 4392

                                #870
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by pandamic View Post
                                /sarcasm
                                Wow! This obviously isn't biased and highly offensive. At least atheist were polite about it when they created the other poll. I vote to take this poll down because it offends me very much. Come on man! Be a good Christian and play nice with others!
                                What makes you think you get a vote and why don't you know how to spell pandemic?

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