[Redeemed Papist]

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You people need to stop spreading your hatred and intolerance. I am a proud Swedish atheist with many real Christian friends (the type who do not judge people and love everyone) and I will gladly fight for gay rights and women's rights although I am a straight man.
I don't understand why we can't view everyone as our equals and why you need to view everyone as your inferiors due to some idiotic superiority complex.

But Jesus most definitely does NOT tell us to love everyone. Jesus is intolerant of those who do not follow His commandments and will burn them in Hell.

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

John 5:24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.

Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

You're superimposing your secular values onto weak-willed people with no true foundation in Christ who ignore His commands and are judging us by that measure. It's small wonder then that you find us threatening and seek to persecute us. Good luck with that!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No proof means it's made up, have any of you died, talked to god, and came back after him specifically saying this is the right religion? No-one? that's strange!

The gays are equals to what?

[BlaBla]

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Asatru (Asstrue - an obvious reference to the copious amount of anal sex in their rituals)
Submitted by: Pastor Nerue Gargalo, JustAGuy
worship: The Mighty Thor, a character created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in 1962. They also worship the later characters, Thor's evil half-brother Loki, Heimdal, Baldur, Sif, and Odin. But most important is the so-called "All-Father", Satan himself.

I had a good laugh at this one. You do know that the original Thor ain't created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby? The Asatru/Norse paganism is much older than that. From before jesus was born and so forth. The marvel Thor is wrong oh so wrong.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I had a good laugh at this one. You do know that the original Thor ain't created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby? The Asatru/Norse paganism is much older than that. From before jesus was born and so forth. The marvel Thor is wrong oh so wrong.

Your heathen gibberings to one side: now you know how we feel when we see wishy washy soft Chritians like Westboro Baptists in action.

[BlaBla]

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Now I got a infraction because I "worship a cartoon character". I only pointed out that you had wrong. It's only mythology. It's more like that you should call it ancient heathen norse mythology. Call it whatever you want, but to call it worship of a cartoon that was created 700 years after asatru ended in scandinavia is just plain stupid. Can't you see that I want to help you write it right? If wanna call me anything it's Agnostic.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Now I got a infraction because I "worship a cartoon character". I only pointed out that you had wrong. It's only mythology. It's more like that you should call it ancient heathen norse mythology. Call it whatever you want, but to call it worship of a cartoon that was created 700 years after asatru ended in scandinavia is just plain stupid. Can't you see that I want to help you write it right? If wanna call me anything it's Agnostic.

We just want you to praise Jesus so you don't burn forever. Why is this wrong? Stop worrying about cartoons and silly discredited false gods.

[Scientia]

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Just have to reply on this shit:
10 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
Danish word for rapist is: voldtægtsmand. Please get ya shit straight before caliming such a dumb thing.

Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

It was the prostitutes themselves that offered it, again, get ya shit straight mofo
The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."

That isn't even the prime minister, are you dumb or something, well, your picture kinda gives that away.

Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."

Danish is actually decending from german, so you might wanna rethink that.

Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."

LEGO mean "play good" (LEg GOdt) and it actually encourages cildren to be creative.

The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

Oh my god... Serious??? Pipi Langstrømpe (which is the danish name) isn't even fucking danish! It is swedish and the fucking name is also swedish. How can you not do a bit of research before typing something as dumb and ignorant as this fucking thread!?


Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."

Let me show you what this is translated as:
10:30 Stealing bats
11:10 Lust for Gold
11:30 A Morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)
12:00 Update on Masochism
12:10 Camping (homersexual stuff)
12:35 Rape with Brutality (children’s program)
12:55 VD treatment (with startling graphics)
13:25 The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)
13:50 Like Super Mario but worse
14:20 Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)
14:50 Update on Masochism for Children
15:00 Update on Masochism

And now the true translation:
10:30 The debate
11:10 The golden apples
11:30 A noon wioth Nis Boesdal (it is a name)
12:00 DR Update - news and weather
12:10 Horsiont - The battle of the torch (a documentary about the olympics)
12:35 Re-visit with Burtalis (brutalis is a rhino named Brutalis cause of its brutality)
12:55 Friends on adventure
13:25 Market for life (like a scar...)
13:50 Super neighbour
14:20 Come again.
14:50 News in sign language15:00 Update - news and weather.

Please at least use google translate...


Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

This is the 21st century...

Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "Thou shalt not steal."

Denmark actually have a quite good economy, which you also would know with a little research and not as much ignorance.

NEW: According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."

Hans Christian Andersen did NoT write stories about raping boys... FFS get ya act together...

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Scientia, if you took the time and effort to read your Holy Bible instead of spending time arguing with strangers on the internet, you just may be spared an eternity of Hell-fire and Damnation.

Just sayin'

[RileyJohn6]

Re: American Catlicks.

Something I learned on ESPN one time, is that American catlicks are unique from the other catlickers in the world in that they worship some false idol called Touchdown Jesus (in addition to Satan and Mary; this "Touchdown Jesus" is not to be confused with Jesus Christ!), and spend their time memorizing quotes by a man named Knute Rockne (which to them is the same as scripture) and singing the fight song to the University of Notre Dame (when they should be singing True Christian™ hymns).

Now this other one I don't really know anything about (maybe Brother Temperance knows), is that catlickers in the UK (particularly in Scotland) worship some Soccer coach named Jock Stein, and hold mass at a place in Glasgow called Celtic Park.

What? no. Just...no

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: American Catlicks.

What? no. Just...no

Are you honestly pulling up the idiotic ramblings of some troll from 2006 as your choice of points to argue against by saying "no, just no"?

[Masterchef]

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I believe all religions are false
Especially money grubbers like christianity

[Noah Sole]

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Nobody on Gods favourite forum cares what you believe that's because we believe in Gods word as expressed in the Bible (KJV) - that makes us right and you wrong. So stop your yammer atheist scum.

All the best

Noah

[Toothless Misty the Retarded]

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You 'Christians' believe everyone who is different is evil and worships Satan. There is nothing wrong with many of the religions you stated, they are just as fine as Christianity. A few are older than Christianity. It seems that you are just hateful people.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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You 'Christians' believe everyone who is different is evil and worships Satan. There is nothing wrong with many of the religions you stated, they are just as fine as Christianity. A few are older than Christianity. It seems that you are just hateful people.

Son, how can something be "just as fine as Christianity" when it works to oppose Christianity?

This doesn't even make any sense.

No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
Matthew 6:24

And Elijah came unto all the people, and said, How long halt ye between two opinions? if the LORD be God, follow him: but if Baal, then follow him. And the people answered him not a word.
1 Kings 18:21

And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
Joshua 24:15

[Toothless Misty the Retarded]

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Christianity is not surperior to any other religion.