[The Absurdist]

Re: False Religions Register

Add my religion to the list :

Absurdism ---> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absurdism

[Dr. Zaius]

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Add my religion to the list :

Absurdism ---> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absurdism

That's not a religion. You have to worship God for it to be considered a religion.

[The Absurdist]

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Yes, you are right. I wasn't sure how to call it in english actually
Let say, my philosophy, wich is quite near from agnosticism

[Kerby316]

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Seriously, Is this some sort sick joke? Jews worship money? Rastafarians worship Satan? What the hell is this? If there is any ammount of intellegince in Mrs. Rogers wapred little mind.....I really didn't expect this from True Christians. I am quite apalled that people will actually believe this booloney.

[Brother Temperance]

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Seriously, Is this some sort sick joke? Jews worship money?

Why else would they feel the need to control the stock exchange like that?

Rastafarians worship Satan?

Well, do you really think a proper god would tell them to smoke that devilweed?

[Nocturnesque]

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Do we have Pastafarianism [Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM)] here yet?

Belief: Worships a great mass of spaghetti known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. A.. um.. "spoof" (the word I want to use is censored, of course *sigh*) of Christianity, where the FSM "blesses all with his noodly appendage" Worshippers say RAmen instead of Amen.


FSM Information Sites: (to know what you Baptists have to combat!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

http://www.venganza.org/

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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No. Made up joke religions don't count. You aren't the first one to ask about it in this thread.

[Nocturnesque]

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Aren't all religions "made up"?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Aren't all religions "made up"?

No, Satan creates them. Except for TRUE Christianity(tm). Jesus made that.

[Eugene Hackwith]

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I nominate Psychiatry as a false religion. These Freudians encourage their crazy patients to worship the psychiatric medication that they prescribe rather than encourage them to worship the Lord! We all know from the Gospels that Jesus had the power to cast out demons, as in Matthew 4:24

And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatic, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them.

And in Matthew 8:16

When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, and healed all that were sick.


All those poor, tormented crazies...if only they knew that by accepting Jesus' love, they could find relief from their afflictions in this life, and Heaven in the next.

[JennyD]

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I nominate Psychiatry as a false religion.

All those poor, tormented crazies...if only they knew that by accepting Jesus' love, they could find relief from their afflictions in this life, and Heaven in the next.

What a wonderful nomination!

[Amaime]

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catlicks (catlicks)
Submitted by: the
worship: Satan and Mary


New: Salvation Army
Submitted by: JonFish85
Definition: Elderly panhandlers with a fetish for army uniforms. These degenerates sing and play tambourines for money, usually at the entrances of Godly Corporations™.
Worship: Musty old clothing, musty old people; but both old and new money.

First of all, we CATHOLICS do NOT Worship Satan. You are very ill-informed. And the Salvation Army???? Thats not even a damn religion, and you have no reson to BASH it. What it does it all for charity, not for old and new money, and what is wrong wiht old and new money anyways? You guys are a bunch of idiots.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Did you really need to quote the whole thing in your reply?

First of all, we CATHOLICS do NOT Worship Satan. You are very ill-informed.

Friend, we people on our staff who used to be Catholics, but now they are saved Christians. We are very well informed. Take a look at this.

And the Salvation Army???? Thats not even a damn religion...

Wrong.

What is The Salvation Army?

The Salvation Army is a Christian church

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Amaime]

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Did you really need to quote the whole thing in your reply?


Friend, we people on our staff who used to be Catholics, but now they are saved Christians. We are very well informed. Take a look at this.


Wrong.



Pastor Billy-Reuben

Sir. You are an ill informed piece of fucking shit. Burn in hell you sinner. I hope you die right now. Seriously. Just get a fucking clue. Im not going to burn in hell, you are. Not me, you. You all heard me. You are a bunch of idiotic retards who need to get a clue. Did i mention i have gay friends? Ohhhhhh noooooooooo because gays are so bad? Then why does god allow them? And dont bother posting a fucking link to your stupid queer threads about why god allows them. Because i wont read them. You guys just need to get a fucking reality check. Seriously. Burn in hell sinners, repent now and get a real religion, such as Catholicism, or you may as well convert to Scientology because you so deep inside your hell hole you'll never get out.

[Nobar King]

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You are the most hateful, judgemental, and predjudiced individual I have had the unpleasure of slightly knowing while browsing the internet. Congratulations!!