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  • The Absurdist
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    • Jan 2008
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    #316
    Re: False Religions Register

    Add my religion to the list :

    Absurdism ---> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absurdism
    Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."

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    • Dr. Zaius
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      • Jan 2008
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      #317
      Re: False Religions Register

      Originally posted by The Absurdist View Post
      Add my religion to the list :

      Absurdism ---> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absurdism
      That's not a religion. You have to worship God for it to be considered a religion.
      Ack!

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      • The Absurdist
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        • Jan 2008
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        #318
        Re: False Religions Register

        Yes, you are right. I wasn't sure how to call it in english actually
        Let say, my philosophy, wich is quite near from agnosticism
        Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."

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        • Kerby316
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          • Jan 2008
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          #319
          Re: False Religions Register

          Seriously, Is this some sort sick joke? Jews worship money? Rastafarians worship Satan? What the hell is this? If there is any ammount of intellegince in Mrs. Rogers wapred little mind.....I really didn't expect this from True Christians. I am quite apalled that people will actually believe this booloney.

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          • Brother Temperance
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            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #320
            Re: False Religions Register

            Originally posted by Kerby316 View Post
            Seriously, Is this some sort sick joke? Jews worship money?
            Why else would they feel the need to control the stock exchange like that?
            Rastafarians worship Satan?
            Well, do you really think a proper god would tell them to smoke that devilweed?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Nocturnesque
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              • Feb 2008
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              #321
              Re: False Religions Register

              Do we have Pastafarianism [Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM)] here yet?

              Belief: Worships a great mass of spaghetti known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. A.. um.. "spoof" (the word I want to use is censored, of course *sigh*) of Christianity, where the FSM "blesses all with his noodly appendage" Worshippers say RAmen instead of Amen.


              FSM Information Sites: (to know what you Baptists have to combat!)

              The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, after having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, came into the mainstream just a few years ago. With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

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              • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                • Sep 2006
                • 5812

                #322
                Re: False Religions Register

                No. Made up joke religions don't count. You aren't the first one to ask about it in this thread.
                Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                • Nocturnesque
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                  #323
                  Re: False Religions Register

                  Aren't all religions "made up"?

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                  • Bobby-Joe
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                    • Sep 2006
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                    #324
                    Re: False Religions Register

                    Originally posted by Nocturnesque View Post
                    Aren't all religions "made up"?
                    No, Satan creates them. Except for TRUE Christianity(tm). Jesus made that.

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                    • Eugene Hackwith
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                      • Jan 2008
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                      #325
                      Re: False Religions Register

                      I nominate Psychiatry as a false religion. These Freudians encourage their crazy patients to worship the psychiatric medication that they prescribe rather than encourage them to worship the Lord! We all know from the Gospels that Jesus had the power to cast out demons, as in Matthew 4:24

                      And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatic, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them.

                      And in Matthew 8:16

                      When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, and healed all that were sick.


                      All those poor, tormented crazies...if only they knew that by accepting Jesus' love, they could find relief from their afflictions in this life, and Heaven in the next.
                      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                      Psalm 139:19-20
                      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                      • JennyD
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                        #326
                        Re: False Religions Register

                        Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
                        I nominate Psychiatry as a false religion.

                        All those poor, tormented crazies...if only they knew that by accepting Jesus' love, they could find relief from their afflictions in this life, and Heaven in the next.
                        What a wonderful nomination!
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                        • Amaime
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                          #327
                          Re: False Religions Register

                          Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post

                          catlicks (catlicks)
                          Submitted by: the
                          worship: Satan and Mary



                          New: Salvation Army
                          Submitted by: JonFish85
                          Definition: Elderly panhandlers with a fetish for army uniforms. These degenerates sing and play tambourines for money, usually at the entrances of Godly Corporations™.
                          Worship: Musty old clothing, musty old people; but both old and new money.
                          First of all, we CATHOLICS do NOT Worship Satan. You are very ill-informed. And the Salvation Army???? Thats not even a damn religion, and you have no reson to BASH it. What it does it all for charity, not for old and new money, and what is wrong wiht old and new money anyways? You guys are a bunch of idiots.
                          Last edited by Brother Temperance; 02-08-2008, 10:12 PM. Reason: Massive Catlick quote snipped

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                          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5812

                            #328
                            Re: False Religions Register

                            Did you really need to quote the whole thing in your reply?

                            Originally posted by Amaime View Post
                            First of all, we CATHOLICS do NOT Worship Satan. You are very ill-informed.
                            Friend, we people on our staff who used to be Catholics, but now they are saved Christians. We are very well informed. Take a look at this.

                            Originally posted by Amaime View Post
                            And the Salvation Army???? Thats not even a damn religion...
                            Wrong.

                            Originally posted by Salvation Army Website
                            What is The Salvation Army?

                            The Salvation Army is a Christian church
                            Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                            ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                            • Amaime
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                              #329
                              Re: False Religions Register

                              Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                              Did you really need to quote the whole thing in your reply?


                              Friend, we people on our staff who used to be Catholics, but now they are saved Christians. We are very well informed. Take a look at this.


                              Wrong.



                              Pastor Billy-Reuben
                              Sir. You are an ill informed piece of fucking shit. Burn in hell you sinner. I hope you die right now. Seriously. Just get a fucking clue. Im not going to burn in hell, you are. Not me, you. You all heard me. You are a bunch of idiotic retards who need to get a clue. Did i mention i have gay friends? Ohhhhhh noooooooooo because gays are so bad? Then why does god allow them? And dont bother posting a fucking link to your stupid queer threads about why god allows them. Because i wont read them. You guys just need to get a fucking reality check. Seriously. Burn in hell sinners, repent now and get a real religion, such as Catholicism, or you may as well convert to Scientology because you so deep inside your hell hole you'll never get out.

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                              • Nobar King
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                                • Sep 2007
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                                #330
                                Re: False Religions Register

                                You are the most hateful, judgemental, and predjudiced individual I have had the unpleasure of slightly knowing while browsing the internet. Congratulations!!
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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