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  • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

    Originally posted by Joe the Atheist View Post
    How about just one, then? People only seem to pray for things that have a good chance of happening on their own without divine intervention, like getting a new job or cancer going into remission. Nobody ever expects God to answer a prayer to regrow limbs or bring a dead person back to life.

    I suppose I was being greedy and selfish by wanting all of the soldiers to be healed.

    --Joe
    You know what? You asked a fine question and I will explain. I will give you athiest trash some mercy. I think Jesus would give a 1/4.

    Let me tell you a story back in like 1978 or something. I was a child so I will not date myself that much. There was some revival going on in the land of air force christians and the state Of Illinois or ill people rather. My sisters foot size and leg on her left foot was like a 1/2 inch off. You know back then, them healing preachers layed hands on those people because everyone in the 70's had one foot bigger or a leg bigger than the other and could not get them sneakers on the right way. I mean everyone walked with a limp because Satan did mess with that generation in that way.

    I tell ya, since I did not have that kind of faith when I was 8, I am cursed to shop at JCpenney's and make sure that my left foot fits. My sister that got healed is cursed with a size 9 foot and them fat leggs! Imagine that. I can walk into any store with my 7 shoe size and my legs the same. And that is a true story folks.

    Oh and let me share about my praying experience. The only thing I pray about in this country (that would be the USA, Gods Land) is that either my deductible will cover what I need in health care for my family, my benefits are still there when I retire, Iraqis are still with the democracy thing, my tithes that I gave will give a hundred fold back, or GW will catch that big fish.

    This is not a selfish prayer at all, so I don't know where you get that!

    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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    • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

      Originally posted by Joe the Atheist View Post
      How about just one, then? People only seem to pray for things that have a good chance of happening on their own without divine intervention, like getting a new job or cancer going into remission. Nobody ever expects God to answer a prayer to regrow limbs or bring a dead person back to life.
      Yeah cancer remission has a good chance Without Jesus' intervention, cancer will slowly eat away an unbeliever. Just look at Tammy Fayye! "Good chance" Personally, as a doctor, I see many limbs regrowing and people once-dead come to life. It is a common occurrence for believers! For those of you that have no hope in Eternal Salvation(c) or a belief in the One True God(tm), then I can see how you'd have doubts in something like this. Just open your mind to the Facts(tm) and you will begin to see the Light. Don't be closed-minded!
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      • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

        First, they will be frozen in shock. "SCHWAA? No! It is MY God that was to greet me here! What is this large blob of gluten that is judging my entrance into paradise? Then, they shall be defrosted in the boiling waters accompanied by the other bad noodles. It's a shame so many condemn themselves to an eternity of torture. Ah, imagine all those who continue to be whipped with wet noodles.

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        • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

          You're Italian aren't you?
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          • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

            I think he's just completely INSANE!!!
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            • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

              Originally posted by PreachingthePasta2u View Post
              First, they will be frozen in shock. "SCHWAA? No! It is MY God that was to greet me here! What is this large blob of gluten that is judging my entrance into paradise? Then, they shall be defrosted in the boiling waters accompanied by the other bad noodles. It's a shame so many condemn themselves to an eternity of torture. Ah, imagine all those who continue to be whipped with wet noodles.
              I will not be touched by your noddly appendage friend.

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              • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                I will not be touched by your noddly appendage friend.
                Is that where the misogynist Anglo-Catlick blasphemer gets her username from?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  I will not be touched by your noddly [sic] appendage friend.
                  I have no noodly appendages. Only your true lord has them. For your information, his name does not begin with 'J'.

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                  • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

                    Originally posted by PreachingthePasta2u View Post
                    I have no noodly appendages. Only your true lord has them. For your information, his name does not begin with 'J'.
                    My Lord has the the strength of a Unicorn, does your false god have the balls to claim that?

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                    • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

                      I will not be touched by your noddly appendage friend.
                      Hey you guys! who's a noddly and who's a noodly around here anyway?

                      (may you not be touched by his noodly appendage)

                      ... blessings, noodle nods
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                      • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        My Lord has the the strength of a Unicorn, does your false god have the balls to claim that?


                        I wouldn't question these balls.

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                        • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

                          Where's the "It won't happen" option?

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                          • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

                            Originally posted by Pointless__x View Post
                            Where's the "It won't happen" option?
                            Considering that it will happen, there was no point in adding the option. What a stupid thing to ask.
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                            • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria
                              How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of Fire?
                              FWIW, here's my answer:

                              Who cares?

                              Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                              • Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                Considering that it will happen, there was no point in adding the option. What a stupid thing to ask.
                                You willing to bet? I'll bet my worldly possessions that it doesn't happen in your life, or ever.
                                Hell, I'll even throw in a jar of peanut butter.

                                Why on earth do you all care what happens to others when your mythical rapture happens? Why can't you have the attitude of not caring, many of your other attitudes are of pure ignorance, why not just care about others, it would be so easy! Don't say jesus tells you to care for others. You clearly have favortism to who you want to care for.


                                Meh, my god has the power of all the telitubies and barney combined, plus all the carebears. Can you say your god has that?

                                Unicorns taste great grilled.

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