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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #136
    Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

    Originally posted by Petal View Post
    you needs to quits encouragin him, he be yappity-yap-yap-yappin abouts pasta gods, an it silly cuz it not real , you needs some realitys like how lord Jesus live in the sky wiv his daddy an the angels an stuff

    that be Mr.Freddie, he a loon ---> <--- an that be the wraths of lord God!


    .
    You correct in what you say Petal. It is silly to believe in pasta gods. We know they are not real.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Jo Freddie
      Unsaved trash
      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #137
      Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      You are just being silly. Now stop worship pasta and start believing in the One True God. Everyone here is laughing at you and your ridicules story.

      Since you hang around here;
      ► You must believe in the One True God, or
      ► Like being ridiculed, or
      ► Want to be saved, or
      ► Have no friends
      I DO believe in the One True God, for He IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster, it is you who follow a false god, I ignore your words of ridicule as I know they are just symptoms of your inner turmoil, I am happy to be a target for your mockery as to shows me their is hope for you. I have no need to be saved as I KNOW the truth.
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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #138
        Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        I DO believe in the One True God, for He IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster, it is you who follow a false god, I ignore your words of ridicule as I know they are just symptoms of your inner turmoil, I am happy to be a target for your mockery as to shows me their is hope for you. I have no need to be saved as I KNOW the truth.
        I have no inner turmoil. You are the one believes in the false idol PSM

        I think Petal summed it up the best.

        Originally posted by Petal View Post

        that be Mr.Freddie, he a loon ---> <--- an that be the wraths of lord God!
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #139
          Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          I have no inner turmoil. You are the one believes in the false idol PSM
          Each time you are unable to mock Our Lord by His True initials "FSM" I see that turmoil inside you is real, even if you are still not capable of acknowledging it to yourself, I am given hope that one day you will embrace the Pasta.

          Your constant attempts to mock me have no effect, I am immune to to such taunts as I have True Faith, and the teachings of The Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster and His prophets prepare a True Pastafarian to endure such meaningless actions. For I AM a True Pastafarian and I have an inner strength you can never know while you worship your false god.
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          True Pastafarian™

          May my Sauce be with you!
          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
          Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
          The Loose Canon - HTML version
          Loose Canon Fan Page
          North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
          I have been to The Volcano!

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22878

            #140
            Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            [...] I have an inner strength you can never know while you worship your false god.
            Inner strength? More likely it is demons in your colon.
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            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #141
              Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Each time you are unable to mock Our Lord by His True initials "FSM" I see that turmoil inside you is real, even if you are still not capable of acknowledging it to yourself, I am given hope that one day you will embrace the Pasta.

              Your constant attempts to mock me have no effect, I am immune to to such taunts as I have True Faith, and the teachings of The Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster and His prophets prepare a True Pastafarian to endure such meaningless actions. For I AM a True Pastafarian and I have an inner strength you can never know while you worship your false god.
              The more you smoke your side salad, the funnier you get. Enjoy it before you spend your eternity in hell.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #142
                Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                Inner strength? More likely it is demons in your colon.
                Evidently you suffer from the same inner turmoil with your sub conscious that poor Lisa does.
                Posted via Pasta

                True Pastafarian™

                May my Sauce be with you!
                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                Loose Canon Fan Page
                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                I have been to The Volcano!

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                • Jo Freddie
                  Unsaved trash
                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #143
                  Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                  The more you smoke your side salad, the funnier you get. Enjoy it before you spend your eternity in hell.
                  Yet again with the allegations of salad abuse, and the threats of an eternity in your mythical hell, sorry Lisa that is not going to happen, there are no burning lakes of sulfurous fire, God is an intelligent Creator and does not do such things to His creations despite what your book of fairy tales tells you.
                  Posted via Pasta

                  True Pastafarian™

                  May my Sauce be with you!
                  Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                  Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                  The Loose Canon - HTML version
                  Loose Canon Fan Page
                  North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                  I have been to The Volcano!

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #144
                    Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Yet again with the allegations of salad abuse, and the threats of an eternity in your mythical hell, sorry Lisa that is not going to happen, there are no burning lakes of sulfurous fire, God is an intelligent Creator and does not do such things to His creations despite what your book of fairy tales tells you.
                    Stop with you silly PSM worshiping. I squashed it today when I parked on it. So you have nothing to worship anymore. Stop smoking your side salads.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #145
                      Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      Stop with you silly PSM worshiping. I squashed it today when I parked on it. So you have nothing to worship anymore. Stop smoking your side salads.
                      I have no idea what is was you actually ran over Lisa but I KNOW it was not Our Lord, He has been since before the dawn of time and if he had ceased to be so would his creation, so as I am still here I can be 100% confident that so is He.
                      Nothing new to come up with Lisa? still with the allegation of Salad misuse, my that inner turmoil must be hitting you hard today.
                      Posted via Pasta

                      True Pastafarian™

                      May my Sauce be with you!
                      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                      The Loose Canon - HTML version
                      Loose Canon Fan Page
                      North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                      I have been to The Volcano!

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                      • THE_HATER
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 37

                        #146
                        Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        Inner strength? More likely it is demons in your colon.
                        YOU are a demon

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079

                          #147
                          Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                          Originally posted by THE_HATER View Post
                          YOU are a demon
                          And YOU are not a good Pastafarian. From the Loose Canon (try reading your own "Holy Book" sometime...):

                          The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:


                          3. Judge not, for verily it be not thine job neither most likely to be thine business.
                          5. Be kind unto others whether they are kind unto thou or not, for it maketh thou the better person in most situations, and occasionally it doth piss off an idiot, which is funny unto Your Lord the Sauced One.

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                          • THE_HATER
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 37

                            #148
                            Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            And YOU are not a good Pastafarian. From the Loose Canon (try reading your own "Holy Book" sometime...):

                            The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:


                            3. Judge not, for verily it be not thine job neither most likely to be thine business.
                            5. Be kind unto others whether they are kind unto thou or not, for it maketh thou the better person in most situations, and occasionally it doth piss off an idiot, which is funny unto Your Lord the Sauced One.
                            since I don't believe in the bible, I wont even open it, at any time

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #149
                              Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                              Originally posted by THE_HATER View Post
                              since I don't believe in the bible, I wont even open it, at any time
                              If you won't even open a Bible, how do you know that you're not Christian?

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                              • THE_HATER
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 37

                                #150
                                Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                If you won't even open a Bible, how do you know that you're not Christian?
                                because I believe in science, and meatballs

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