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  • Sexual deviant
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    • Jul 2010
    • 65

    #1

    My conclusions... (please read to finish)

    Well i am going to now make alot of you
    simple and "humble" people here very happy
    and leave this godforsaken forum to all the
    self proclaimed "true christians" that recide
    here, whose only quest in life,
    seems, to be as ignorant as humanly possible.
    I must admit that i through my 28 years of life
    have experienced all sorts of stupid, one worse
    than the next, but you people in here preaching
    the socalled "word of God" most definately take the prize,
    telling people that your view on life is the only true
    view on anything.
    You claim to live by every single letter of the
    bible down to the last letter and never interpreting
    a single word that is written in there and yet
    at every nick and turn you choose to twist, deform
    and deface every word of compasion and forgiveness
    that your own lord Jesus Christ speaks of.
    When asked about simple referances to certain passages
    that go against, all that you say and stand for,
    you either simply deny that it is there, you give
    references to other passages that has nothing to
    do with the subject at hand, come with rediculous claims
    that give no sense what so ever, most of you reading this
    will allready have read my previous posts in here and
    if some of you should be of some (however little) common
    sense you should be able to see what i speak of,
    but for those of you out there reading this that havent i
    can give one of my favorite examples where these peoples highly
    loved and devoted holy man pastor of "diversity" and "tolerance"
    (words wich meaning he on many occations has proven that he has
    no grasp on whatsoever, read a dictionary dude,
    I know you can read)
    Ezekiel Bathfire (come on how much more cheesy does it get)
    concludes that when jesus speaks of stray sheep and
    leaving a herd of 99 sheep unatended to go look for one,
    clearly is good buisness sense!?
    ofcorse then he backs it up with the notion that the sheperd
    ofcorse left the herd with other shepherd, guard dogs or
    something else and 'if it isnt directly revealed to you by God,
    then you must take it on face value',
    but as i see it (based on their own claims) that is pretty much
    what defines interpretations, you know seeking to understand
    what is written between the lines and making assumptions
    based on their own "logical" thinking (with i read in a thread in here
    is a demonical pracsis), so this ofcorse cant be true
    since you wouldnt dare to interpret the "holy word of God"
    so to conclude this little section NO it isnt good decent
    buisness sense to risk loosing your herd for a single sheep
    and since jesus on many occations in the bible
    is refered to as the sheperd of man for example:
    Isaiah 40:11 (King James 1611 version) He shall feed his flock like a shepherd:
    he shall gather the lambs with his arm,
    and carry them in his bosom,
    and shall gently lead those that are with young.
    This is the old testament speaking of the comming of the messiah
    and i would highly suspect that Jesus Christ is just that
    so when he speaks about sheep in any context would it not
    be the locical thing to asume that he is speaking of man
    (and here i actually mean man as a species not the gender)
    and not actual sheep (how dim must you be to claim otherwise)
    Well this is just one out of many delightful examples i have come
    across and picked up in here by these socalled holy men,
    with the only true view on life, i even fell over two men that
    seriously concerned me (there where many more, but these two especialy)
    when they spoke about why it was ok to burn children with
    chemicals to save them from hell (trust me, the children in your care
    are already living in hell)(and if any people of authority is reading this,
    wich truly i hope, i am speaking of bobby-jo and billy bob jenkins in here).
    i also really like the fact that these people believe that a man born
    around 2000 years ago in the middle east was born caucasian with
    blond hair and blue eyes (this is REALLY likely YEEEEES,
    for those of you that missed the point of that little statement
    it was SARCASM and i will let yourself reserch the meaning of that word)
    These people claim that the King James 1611 version of the bible
    is the only true bible and is the only true word of god
    and thus people if they want to learn the true word of God
    they have to learn english since this must definately be
    the language that God intended for his word to be preached.
    To this i cant stop wondering why he had'nt then let the messiah be born
    in england back in the day instead of israel and why did he not
    create his own bible (or atleast let Jesus write it) instead of letting
    a number of strangers that never met Jesus or experienced
    any of the old testament stories write it for him?
    and why wasnt it after about 1600 years after the messiah died that
    he decided to release the ACTUAL version of the bible in english,
    is this because he made a mistake in writing it in greek or latin
    or whatever language it was originally written in, but this cant be cause
    God dont make mistakes does he? (or she?)
    and in this section i think that it is time that you people in here now
    learn a new word:
    Apocrypha:
    The term apocrypha is used with various meanings, including "hidden", "esoteric", "spurious",
    "of questionable authenticity", and "Christian texts that are not canonical".
    The word is originally Greek (ἀπόκρυφα) and means "those having been hidden away".
    Specifically, ἀπόκρυφα is the neuter plural of ἀπόκρυφος, a participle derived from the verb
    ἀποκρύπτω [infinitive: ἀποκρύπτειν], "to hide something away."[1]
    The general term is usually applied to the books that the Protestant Christian Church considered useful
    but not divinely inspired. As such, it is misleading to refer to the Gospel according to the Hebrews or
    Gnostic writings as apocryphal, because they would not be classified in the same category by orthodox believers.
    Non-canonical books are texts of uncertain authenticity, or writings where the work is seriously questioned.
    Given that different denominations have different beliefs about what constitutes canonical scripture,
    there are several versions of the apocrypha.
    During 16th-century controversies about the biblical canon, the word acquired a negative connotation,
    and has become a synonym for "spurious" or "false". This usage usually involves fictitious or legendary accounts
    that are plausible enough to be commonly considered true. For example,
    Laozi's alleged authorship of the Tao Te Ching,
    Napoleon Bonaparte's self-coronation rather than at the hands of Pope Pius VII,
    and the Parson Weems account of George Washington and the cherry tree, are all considered apocryphal.
    There is disagreement about how to depict a modern equivalent term to the ancient word apocrypha.
    Some would argue that it was like "top secret government files". Thus, in ancient China,
    "the divine chapters and esoteric charts are certainly to be held in the Metal Bound Box and stored in the Stone Room ...
    never been recorded in formal documents":[2] "The description indicates that these esoteric ...
    apocryphal writings were well-kept in the Southern Qi imperial library without publication in a common catalogue.
    "[3] (Their not being mentioned in the public catalogue would indicate their being accessible only to government
    agents having a "top secret" security-clearance.)
    However, although some would like to promote conspiracy,
    the word simply refers to the author or authenticity which has not been substantiated and so is hidden.

    and just to step in it for those that havent gotten the point yet:
    Biblical apocrypha:
    The biblical apocrypha (from the Greek word ἀπόκρυφος meaning hidden)
    are books published in a separate section of some editions of the Bible despite not necessarily
    being considered part of the canon. For this reason they are typically printed in a third section of the Bible
    apart from the Old and New Testaments. In many editions they are omitted entirely.
    Different churches and congregations have differing views on what,
    if anything, constitutes their Biblical Apocrypha. The biblical apocrypha are sometimes called simply
    "the" Apocrypha. For extra-biblical works sometimes referred to as "apocrypha",
    see the articles on apocrypha and on Pseudepigrapha. For biblical works sometimes classified as "apocrypha"
    despite being considered canonical by non-Protestant Christians (the majority of all Christians),
    see the article on deuterocanonical books.
    Although the term apocrypha simply means hidden,
    this usage is sometimes considered pejorative by those who consider
    some such works to be canonical parts of scripture.

    And why are we learning these fancy new terms you ask?
    well let me tell you, i personally recently discovered what i found pretty damned funny
    concidering the view these people have on their only true bible.
    'The original KJV 1611 included the Apocrypha. Is only part of the KJV 1611 or is all of it inspired by God?
    How can it be the perfect translation if it has the Apocrypha?'
    this is a quote from a site on the web that will definately have its link removed
    from this post after i put it here but for those of you willing to learn a bit
    and gets to press it before that happens then it is as follows:

    this is a site made by a apparently religious man studying the scriptures and LANGUAGES!
    wich i would say was a pretty important thing to do concidering that the
    king james version of the bible is still a translation of older texts
    and within this site he points out several flaws in the king james version
    of the bible such as a paragraph that says 'then cometh judas' instead of 'then cometh Jesus'
    i would like to think that this is a pretty big mistake...
    but if this isnt enough to convince you the lets try this little dumpling:
    William Kilburne in 1659 found 20,000 errors in six different KJV's.
    In 1701 Bishop Lloyd added the chronology of Bishop Ussher.
    Even today there are differences between the KJV published by Oxford, Cambridge,
    and Nelson publishers (See The English Bible from KJV to NIV: A History and Evaluation by
    Jack P. Lewis, published by Baker, 1981).
    ofcorse many of the people in here will claim that these facts are merely the
    work of satan to discredit the word of God, but come on,
    you cant just do as the ostridge and stick your head in the ground and expect
    the rest of the world to just dissapear, you cant just close your eyes and
    say that it isnt true and then open your eyes to see that it really happened,
    i know that it is true about kids when their having nightmares and such, but here
    we are talking about the real world, not imaginary boogeymen and stuff
    that go bump in the night.
    Grow up people get a grasp of reality, im not saying that your god doesnt
    exist (though i seriously doubt it), but lets for a second asume that he does;
    then i atleast know one thing for sure and that is, if the words of the bible is
    GOD's testament to this world and if people truly (according to your version),
    go to both Heaven AND Hell (since very few other examples than YOUR version
    even mention hell) then you guys are the last people to end up in heaven by his side,
    but then on the other hand, as a wise man once said:
    'in heaven all the interesting people are missing.'
    and perhaps this is actualy what your counting on,
    because it seems to me that when reading any book
    whatsoever (im just noting that i havent read every book in the world
    but ive read my fair share by now) you get to the conclution
    at the later parts in the story and not in the beginning,
    (and now im just asuming that god would also do it like this
    if he would want to make any sence with his book whatsoever)
    so wouldnt the teachings of christ in the late parts of the story?
    and the reason im asking this is that every time one asks
    one of you people about the teachings of christ,
    his ideas of love, tolerance and forgivenes, then you quote the
    old testament to make excuses as to ignore this (even though
    you say to follow the words to the letter),
    i would personaly think that god even though he had been
    an angry bastard (and if you look up the definition of the word 'bastard'
    you will see that he was) in the beginning, he like
    most other people grew older and not so hot tempered as he was
    in the beginning and isnt there a saying about
    being a big enough man to admit your mistakes?
    and if MAN can be big enough to admit ones mistakes
    wouldnt it be possible for an omnipotent being like God
    would be big enough to do the same and i know that in the
    beginning he was all; IIIM ALMIGHTY AND ALL KNOWING AND
    CAN NEVER EVER BE WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING AND I WILL SMITE THEE
    TOO DEATH AND HELL AND FIRE AND SULFUR AND PHOSPHOR!!!'
    oh whait that one was you guys, but yeah, you get the point,
    but isnt every kid think like this and isnt it with age
    that you learn responsibility and consecuence and isnt it when god got
    older and sent jesus that he started telling about being all
    nice to eachother and doing good to all the small little
    bunnywabbits and generaly be a nasty little goodygoody tooshoes.
    Now personally i believe that even though your a deity you still
    get older and thus wiser since good doesnt control us
    (that whole free will thing that i know you people hate)
    and thus he must every step of the way get wiser and if he
    does exist why wouldnt he want to and if he never got
    wiser or more knowledgable on anything at all, wouldnt
    one asume that he'd by now, had been thrown in to a deep psychosis?
    doe to the fact that he would never experience anything he didnt already
    would have known about millenia ago and i know that
    you people think that the world has existed in more than
    sixsomethousand years ago, but if God is really all that great he will
    never die right? he is eternal and all right?
    then in that case he will have plenty of milenias left right
    and he would know every little thing that would happen at every single point in,
    before and after his existance, wouldnt one atleast asume that
    he would seek the unknown aswell?
    well this lack of NEW knowdledge let to that whole free will(y) thing
    and thus follows God learning new stuff all the time...
    anyway the point being that in creating free will God told us
    that he would not control us completely and thus he would not be able to decide
    what we did and with this one would asume that God also has free
    will and in such he cannot not know everything, else his free will
    would be pointless in not having to make any decisions based on knowing everything
    and thus would never make a choise since at forehand knew what choise he would take.
    What im saying is that God has the ability to learn and thus he
    will NOT always make the right decision in all situations and
    with this in mind i bring us back to my previous point,
    God MUST be able to at sometime make a mistake no matter how
    amazing he is and if he can make a mistake wouldnt he also be able
    to admit it with him being so great and big and all?
    so therefor one must asume that when jesus spoke of reform
    (and with Jesus being God himself) then it was Gods way of admitting
    to these mistakes that he had made?
    To sum up, you guys are idiots and if God exsist and DOES in fact throw people
    in eternal damnation and all, YOU people are going first, fastest and
    deepest in the pits, for defacing and warping his own teachings!
    Oh yeah and one more thing ive noticed before i leave you.
    For some reason you people tend to talk about the devil assraping
    people in hell but where in the bible does it say anything about that
    and to this i cant stop thinking about some guy in here
    telling me that my ass was filled with deamons allready and he hoped that Jesus
    would come and replace them, but if i really have to choose between the two
    i choose the devils and stuff, since i really cant feel anything down there now
    nothing other than the wet sticky feeling of sweat becasue of the heat.
    but other than that i think that atleast the deamons in that time
    ass im burning in hell will make it interesting...

    and to those of you that are interested in the wise man i quoted
    earlier about the interesting people, then that guy ofcorse was
    Friedrich Nietzsche and to make you all happy here is a few more
    quotes from the worlds greatest thinker.

    'A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.'

    'A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.'

    'All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails
    at a given time is a function of power and not truth.'

    'Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies.'

    'Faith: not wanting to know what is true.'

    'Fanatics are picturesque, mankind would rather see gestures than listen to reasons.'

    'God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.'

    'I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.'

    'In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.'


    18:12 How think ye? if a man have an hundred sheep, and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains, and seeketh that which is gone astray?
    18:13 And if so be that he find it, verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that [sheep], than of the ninety and nine which went not astray.
  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: My conclusions... (please read to finish)

    Drama queen

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: My conclusions... (please read to finish)

      tl;dr

      Welcome friend, to Gods Favorite Forum(r).

      How many sons have you?
      What is your favorite passage in the KJV and why?
      Do you hunt? What was your funnest kill?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: My conclusions... (please read to finish)

        Thanks for giving me eye cancer with your ridiculous poem.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • John Creeser
          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
           
          • Aug 2009
          • 7248

          #5
          Re: My conclusions... (please read to finish)

          I don't even have the words. Enjoy hell.
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #6
            Re: My conclusions... (please read to finish)

            I read the first five lines and that was good enough for me. BYE!
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
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              • Sep 2008
              • 6309

              #7
              Re: My conclusions... (please read to finish)

              Originally posted by Some UT named Sexual deviant that expects ME to read a WALL OF TEXT by someone who CHOSE the Username Sexual deviant.
              I mean, Come ON!!!
              GIANT PILE OF WORDS DELETED
              Guess what?!? I didn't read it either!
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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: My conclusions... (please read to finish)

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                tl;dr
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Bobby-Joe
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: My conclusions... (please read to finish)

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  tl;dr
                  You edited his quote didn't you? It was far to readable to be the original post.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • the true
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 66

                    #10
                    Re: My conclusions... (please read to finish)

                    ahaha you people replying are foolish. he makes a valid logical point and instead of reading it... which i doubt many of you are capable of... you post insults to defend your own stupidity and confusion about how someone can make soooo much sense. this was a great intelligent post

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: My conclusions... (please read to finish)

                      Originally posted by the true View Post
                      ahaha you people replying are foolish. he makes a valid logical point and instead of reading it... which i doubt many of you are capable of... you post insults to defend your own stupidity and confusion about how someone can make soooo much sense. this was a great intelligent post
                      Perhaps you could distill the "valid logical point" of that nonsensical rant of anti-Christian hate speech.

                      Try to keep it under 1,000 words.

                      Now I have a migraine.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
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                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22892

                        #12
                        Re: My conclusions... (please read to finish)

                        I have told OP before that he should not attempt to write in epic Viking Poetry Saga style, but allow natural line breaks and concentrate on paragraph spacing.

                        Now, what would you think if God's Bible (KJV1611) were written in an incomprehensible way? A way that made it painful to read and required study even to understand?
                        Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 07-20-2010, 02:59 PM.
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                        • James Hutchins
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                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #13
                          Re: My conclusions... (please read to finish)

                          Originally posted by the true View Post
                          ahaha you people replying are foolish. he makes a valid logical point and instead of reading it... which i doubt many of you are capable of... you post insults to defend your own stupidity and confusion about how someone can make soooo much sense. this was a great intelligent post
                          Why does this sound familiar......
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
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                            • Sep 2008
                            • 6309

                            #14
                            Re: My conclusions... (please read to finish)

                            Originally posted by the true View Post
                            ahaha you people replying are foolish. he makes a valid logical point and instead of reading it... which i doubt many of you are capable of... you post insults to defend your own stupidity and confusion about how someone can make soooo much sense. this was a great intelligent post
                            Use your danged shift key, you lazy retard!
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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22892

                              #15
                              Re: My conclusions... (please read to finish)

                              Brothers and sister, I feel some personal responsibility here for encouraging this Swedish lunatic. I therefore cut his epic Viking Saga down to size
                              Originally posted by Sexual deviant View Post
                              [...]Ezekiel Bathfire (come on how much more cheesy does it get) concludes that when jesus speaks of stray sheep and leaving a herd of 99 sheep unatended to go look for one, clearly is good buisness sense!? of corse then he backs it up with the notion that the sheperd of corse left the herd with other shepherd, guard dogs or something else and 'if it isnt directly revealed to you by God, then you must take it on face value', but as i see it (based on their own claims) that is pretty much what defines interpretations, you know seeking to understand what is written between the lines and making assumptions based on their own "logical" thinking


                              This is the old testament speaking of the coming of the messiah and i would highly suspect that Jesus Christ is just that so when he speaks about sheep in any context would it not be the logical thing to assume that he is speaking of man (and here i actually mean man as a species not the gender) and not actual sheep (how dim must you be to claim otherwise)
                              My sorrows multiply, I took this boy under my wing, and like a viper or a cockatrice, he has bitten me.
                              , i am speaking of bobby-jo and billy bob jenkins in here). i also really like the fact that these people believe that a man born around 2000 years ago in the middle east was born caucasian with blond hair and blue eyes
                              Simply look at all the pictures, you certainly cannot believe that Jesus is other than 6 foot 4 inches, blond hair and blue eyes?
                              These people claim that the King James 1611 version of the bible is the only true bible and is the only true word of god and english must be the language that God intended for his word to be preached.

                              I cant stop wondering why he had'nt then let the messiah be born in england back in the day

                              and why wasnt it after about 1600 years after the messiah died that he decided to release the ACTUAL version of the bible in english, is this because he made a mistake in writing it in greek or latin or whatever language it was originally written in?
                              The point is that God got fed up of the pope and other idiots making mistakes in the Bible, so he chose the most powerful man on Earth (King James) to take down His Exact Words. James spoke English, so that's the way it came out!


                              [a lot of garbage about “The Apocrypha” deleted]
                              the ostridge
                              I don't know what he's saying, but this might help: La:4:3: Even the sea monsters draw out the breast, they give suck to their young ones: the daughter of my people is become cruel, like the ostriches in the wilderness.
                              im not saying that your god doesnt exist […]and if the words of the bible is GOD's testament to this world and if people truly (according to your version), go to both Heaven AND Hell (since very few other examples than YOUR version even mention hell) then you guys are the last people to end up in heaven by his side,

                              but then on the other hand, as a wise man once said: 'in heaven all the interesting people are missing.' and perhaps this is actualy what your counting on,
                              God does not do "interesting" He does "Holy"
                              MAN can be big enough to admit ones mistakes wouldnt it be possible for an omnipotent being like God would be big enough to do the same and i know that in the beginning he was all; IIIM ALMIGHTY AND ALL KNOWING AND CAN NEVER EVER BE WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING AND I WILL SMITE THEE TOO DEATH AND HELL AND FIRE AND SULFUR AND PHOSPHOR!!!' oh whait that one was you guys, but yeah, you get the point,[...]
                              […] What im saying is that God has the ability to learn and thus he will NOT always make the right decision in all situations and with this in mind i bring us back to my previous point, God MUST be able to at sometime make a mistake no matter how amazing he is
                              (here the OP says God MUST be wrong sometimes.) We do not deny this.



                              Ge:6:6: And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart. (and then God killed everyone on the earth)
                              jesus that he started telling about being all nice to eachother and doing good to all the small little bunnywabbits and generaly be a nasty little goodygoody tooshoes.
                              I think the OP has identified the fluffy-bunny, cafeteria Christian.
                              […]'A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.'
                              The OP is in a lunatic asylum.





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