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  • TC Patriot
    AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2008
    • 1060

    #1

    Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!



    Even though this if from a libtard website the news is still glorious! The Cathylicker church is dying. More and more Mary worshiping papal ring kissers are rejecting the Great Whore.

    I wonder what all the boy buggerers will be doing before they burn in hell.

    From the article: Bishop Bernard Fellay, head of the SSPX tells Dan Rather in a rare television interview his thoughts on Vatican II.

    "And the result is there. The fruits are there. It's a disaster. The Church now, in many countries is not far from collapse," said Fellay.

    After reading this I have been shouting glory all day!


    PRAISE!

    Jesus loves Dick



    Cheney/Palin 2012
  • PaddyGinger Irishman
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Dec 2010
    • 45

    #2
    Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

    I thought you were referring to Aretha Franklin

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

      Aw, shucks. I thought the purple-eyed whore of Babylon and Islip, Elizabeth Taylor, was finally getting her ticket punched.

      Or that maybe somehow, somehow, Sinner Swayze had Died once again

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22888

        #4
        Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

        Despite being also fooled into thinking that Elizabeth Taylor was on the way out and thus the world would be cleansed of a large portion of sin, I was heartened even more so when I clicked the link.

        You have little idea (or perhaps you have) of the loathing that I, Bathfire E, amongst all True Christians (and even many false Chrisitians) have for the Anti-Christ and his the vile Mary worshiping, Satanic business conglomerate known as the church of Rome inc.

        Every soul that leaves makes baby Jesus smile. It does not matter that they become agnostic, or even atheist (for they can be Saved™) as long as they rid themselves of the lies, idolatry and superstition that is the Catlick so-called church.

        I want to see bankruptcies, I want to see priests thrown out of their houses and onto the street, I want to see the kiddy-fiddlers locked up and the key thrown away, I want to see the churches demolished and the land given to the people who rejected the vicar of Rome, and I want to see the treasure in the church melted down and given to the One True religion; True Christianity™

        (Excuse me, I seem to have become over-emotional... I will spend some time in my Prayer Closet.)
        sigpic


        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Milican
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Dec 2010
          • 10

          #5
          Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

          Glorious news. There is only one True Christianity™Good for all the deceived who need to be saved (like me, though I'm working on finding the right path).

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          • Mistress Cookie
            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 6790

            #6
            Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

            Let this be a lesson to all: PRAYERS DO WORK!

            Praise!

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            • H. Montague Worthington
              True Christian™ Entrepreneur
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2716

              #7
              Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

              Bishop Bernard Fellay, head of the SSPX tells Dan Rather in a rare television interview his thoughts on Vatican II.

              "And the result is there. The fruits are there. It's a disaster. The Church now, in many countries is not far from collapse," said Fellay.
              Is this the priest that fellatio is named after?

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              • Titus Templeton
                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                Jesus macht frei
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2010
                • 5912

                #8
                Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

                The dead of this whore is a victory for Jesus!!
                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                -Holocaust Jokes
                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22888

                  #9
                  Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

                  Mrs Bathfire, showed some concern about my earlier outburst and coaxed me out of the closet with the following rendition to the tune of "Home on the Range"


                  Oh give me a home,
                  Where there's no Pope of Rome
                  Where no-one but we Baptists can stay.
                  Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
                  And organs play The Battle Hymn all day.

                  Chorus
                  No, no Pope of Rome
                  No chapels to sadden my eyes
                  No nuns and no priests and no Rosary beads
                  Every day is the 4th of July.



                  I'm feeling much better now.
                  sigpic


                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790

                    #10
                    Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                    The dead of this whore is a victory for Jesus!!
                    PRAISE!


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                    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2241

                      #11
                      Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

                      Perhaps Pastor Zeke could fly his Gulfstream at Mach 2 and 500 feet altitutde over the Vatican at 4:30 AM local time to send his corn-holiness pope Benedict a wake up call !!


                      Of course, the pope is pretty much deaf these days, the sonic boom will only wake up the little Italian boys he is sleeping with.
                      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                      • Father Maurice Lester
                        Ring-kissing Papist dog
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3366

                        #12
                        Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

                        Oh please, it's just a flesh wound.

                        We have never denied that the rigours of good Catholicism might be too much for the pampered youth of the baby boomers themselves as well as their children and low and behold we have a statistical burp that supports a long-held view of the Vatican.

                        As the world spirals in darkness people in droves will once again discover the importance of a life dedicated to Jesus and his teachings. Who better to guide them but His representative here on earth... good Pope Benedict and The Holy Roman Church!

                        Since the last days of Jesus in the flesh we Catholics have suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune and a few ruffled feathers along the way have never stopped us before and certainly won't now. Even if a little scandal might rear its ugly head here and there we will, as always, get to the bottom of the problem and right behind the solution.

                        Your 'readership' can rest assured that we Catholics are not going anywhere anytime soon with the possible exception of Heaven.




                        Bless you, my jealous jingoists,
                        Father Mo









                        .
                        A Cardinal in the making.

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                        • Mistress Cookie
                          Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 6790

                          #13
                          Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

                          Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                          Oh please..Even if a little scandal might rear its ugly head here and there we will, as always, get to the bottom of the problem and right behind the solution.
                          Shouldn't you be off attempting to hide files about the abuse of minors in a tomb, somewhere?

                          The bell's tolling, and it tolls for thee.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

                            I thought this thread was about Madonna.

                            At first I was disappointed . . . But this is even better!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 2241

                              #15
                              Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

                              Father Maurice is certainly up at the crack of dawn this morning. Did Enrique and Tico have to get up early to go to day care?
                              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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