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We all know Angelina Jolie is a satanist and now secular scientists have stolen her breasts. They told her she gets cancer when they don't get her breasts. Angelina Jolie has no idea that if God wants to kill her he can give her all kind of cancers he want....
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What really pisses me off is, if Angelina Jolie had really been worried about breast cancer, she could have given me a call. I’m free most evenings and would have been delighted to give them a regular check for her.
In fact, I might just take this opportune moment, to offer my services to all the ladies of Landover. Please girls, don't do what Angelina did. Any worries, bring your breasts to me. Cancer is one of those things, you shouldn't take chances with. So hurry girls, there's no time to loose and it's better to be safe than sorry.The Lord is my shepherd. -
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Someone should inform Angelina Jolie about the risks of cancer in the head...5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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She did not need them, she buys her kids pre-milked on the 'black' market.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Yet another celebrity body part on the loose. While this is not as dangerous as the theft of Lady Gaga's penis, the U.S. Department of Family Values is sending investigation teams to suspect surgeons.sigpic Corporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
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Re: Secular Doctors steal Angelina Jolies Breasts!
Angelina is bisexual. She volunteered to have her breasts removed.Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
Instead of "the cancer," She obviously just wants to be a man, to have gay sex with Brad Pitt, who looks queer to me, too. (Leviticus 18:22)
This is just SICK.Comment
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I would rather let my wife die of cancer then let them removed.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
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If she hadn't played the whore of Babylon on screen, God never would have punished her with this "defective gene."The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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Angelina Jolie is just like one of those attention craving, self harming, emo sluts. In a spiteful, malicious act of self loathing and destruction, she has desecrated God’s holy gift of life and ignored his command to keep your body as a temple.
1 Corinthians 6:19-20 19 Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; 20 you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your bodies.
In an act most surely designed to deliberately provoke his anger, Jolie dishonoured her body and therefore, dishonoured God. Her tits are on the Hell Train, I wonder how long it will be until God gives her the cancer and sends her to join them?The Lord is my shepherd.Comment
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Who is Angelina Jolie?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I always though that Angelina Jolie had lip cancer. It touched off a fashion craze among women to imitate the "lip cancer" look.
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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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I'm wondering how long it takes until we see the first homosexual with that kind of lips.Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
-Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
-Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
-10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
-5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
-Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!Comment
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Exactly! This is just another example of the crazy messed up world we live in. I don't want to get cancer either but you don't get me parading around on the TV announcing to the world I'm flat chested.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWho is Angelina Jolie?The Lord is my shepherd.Comment
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I hope those godless doctors put her breasts on eBay. My wife, bless her heart has rather small breasts and I would love to be able to buy these for her. I would rather purchase these as a set but I would be willing to settle for just one.
If anyone hears anything please let me know.Comment
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Never mind the smutty sex talk, my friend. Kindly introduce yourself here. Tell us all about yourself, your most cherised KJV1611 Holy Bible verse, the church you attend and what filthy sin dropped you to your knees in front of Jesus.Originally posted by Anti Atheist View Post
In ChristMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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