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  • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by Lady Sauron View Post
    Where is Oden when you need him..
    Huh? What's an 'Oden'?

    Edit: Looked it up and apparently it's a Swiss icebreaker. I still don't get why you need one of those.

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    • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
      Huh? What's an 'Oden'?
      Oden (おでん) is a Japanese winter dish consisting of several ingredients such as boiled egg

      Maybe the lady has some bowel problems? I would recommend Alka Seltzer.
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

        Definitely that Spaghetti-worshiping fools cult. They're the worst.
        John 1:1
        In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

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        • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

          Originally posted by Oliver Brendan Hayve View Post
          How does [allegedly] proving Christianity false prove Judaism true?
          We apparently had yet another drive-by blasphemer, and one whose argument was so weak that even a depraved homer like you could see through it.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

            I choose Catholics. For they come off as truthful believers and dwell within their self-righteous values but are nothing but closeted atheists. Fr every Catholic preaching a sinless existence there are two more sinning and thinking they will be forgiven if they throw enough money at their priest.
            "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." - Romans 3:23

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            • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

              And in my excitement to finally have found a home full of people intelligent enough to guide me, I forgot to mention their woman-worshipping as an extra reason to see Catholicism as worst.
              "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." - Romans 3:23

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              • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                Why isnt Baptism on the list?
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                  Originally posted by KristnaKyrkan View Post
                  Why isnt Baptism on the list?
                  Because, for starters, Baptism is a ritual, not a religion.

                  Look, if you're going to troll people in their own backyard the least you could do is get things right.

                  Now be a good girl and go and introduce yourself. Your husband should be able to help you with the words if thinking rather than having girlish emotion is beyond you.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                  • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                    it is pointless to argue which is the worst. any religion which denies jesus our lord as depicted in the bible is satanism and there is nothing more evil than satan. therefore they are all equally dispicable
                    an eager and righteous warrior of the lord Jesus Christ whom I have embraced as my saviour

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                    • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                      Originally posted by nonbelieversdie View Post
                      it is pointless to argue
                      Are you kidding? The entire Bible is one argument against sin and perverts.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                        Wasn't Jesus Jewish?
                        He died for all sins.

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                        • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                          Originally posted by JohnLittle View Post
                          Wasn't Jesus Jewish?
                          He died for all sins.

                          No He was not jewish He was a man from Galilee and therefore was a Galilean. Just where do all these illiterate and illogical fools come from, austria?
                          Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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                          • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                            Originally posted by JohnLittle View Post
                            Wasn't Jesus Jewish?
                            No. Because you are obviously too lazy to read the bible, you can at least learn thing or two from the heavenly tunes of brother Billy Bob.

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                            • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                              Originally posted by One True Religion View Post
                              No He was not jewish He was a man from Galilee and therefore was a Galilean. Just where do all these illiterate and illogical fools come from, austria?
                              God you're a mornon.... Jesus was of the Jewish faith, he followed all their practices and laws (other than being a blasphemer). Why is chatholicism on this list? It's not a fake religion at all! In fact that church was the original christianity (not to mention the most we'll thought out and logical), all others are a sect or diversion of that original. So, wouldn't baptists and any protestants be the "false religion?"

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                              • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                                Originally posted by ronthetiger View Post
                                God you're a mornon.... Jesus was of the Jewish faith, he followed all their practices and laws (other than being a blasphemer). Why is chatholicism on this list? It's not a fake religion at all! In fact that church was the original christianity (not to mention the most we'll thought out and logical), all others are a sect or diversion of that original. So, wouldn't baptists and any protestants be the "false religion?"
                                Dear Hatemonger:

                                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.



                                YIC,

                                --Pastor Ezekiel


                                P.S. Jesus is not a damned joo!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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