[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Tell me more of this flying spaghetti monster.

You should worry less about some made-up "religion" mocking Our Lord Jesus Christ and more about the redemption of your stained soul.

Also, you need to make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

You should worry less about some made-up "religion" mocking Our Lord Jesus Christ and more about the redemption of your stained soul.

Also, you need to make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Thank you Mr Smyth. Perhaps you were not actually reprimanding me, but I should point out that macaroni paradise does not exist; that's just where they say you go

like mormons sending you off to Kolob for weirdo breeding programmes or Hubbardites getting it on with aliens.

All lies, their common destination being HELL FOREVER.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Tell me more of this flying spaghetti monster.

Notice how Matzo Zachy try to discourage you from finding out more, this is because they are scared of the truth, they have invested so much time, effort, and money into the lie they follow.

You can read how Our Lord Noodle created everything here.

[Oneofakind]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Notice how Matzo Zachy try to discourage you from finding out more, this is because they are scared of the truth, they have invested so much time, effort, and money into the lie they follow.

You can read how Our Lord Noodle created everything here.

this is probably the funniest stuff i've read in years i'm definitely buying that book

[AliceDemonslayer]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Oh, they all are equally horrid! There is no difference in being a Muslim and a Satanist in my eyes.

[TomaVlad]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Your oppinion on atheists?
why do you think they don't believe in God?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Your oppinion on atheists?
why do you think they don't believe in God?

Because they're stupid.



Of course I'm generalizing...there are many other factors at play, including: preoccupation with anal sex, inflated narcissistic self-worth, narcotics use, trans-gender psychosis, video game addiction, etc. etc.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

P.S. Don't forget to make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum...we want to get to know you!

[TomaVlad]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Because they're stupid.



Of course I'm generalizing...there are many other factors at play, including: preoccupation with anal sex, inflated narcissistic self-worth, narcotics use, trans-gender psychosis, video game addiction, etc. etc.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

P.S. Don't forget to make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum...we want to get to know you!

That is the most pathetic answer i ever heard, religion is blocking your mind people, you are obssesed by it. You discriminate because others have a different way of thinking.

When knowledge ends, Religion starts

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

That is the most pathetic answer i ever heard, religion is blocking your mind people, you are obssesed by it. You discriminate because others have a different way of thinking.

When knowledge ends, Religion starts

Actually YOUR answer is the most pathetic: misspelled words, missing capitalization, dangling participles, broken sentence fragments, logic failure, etc. etc.

I'm presuming you are a product of public schooling.



Anyway: the fount of all knowledge is the KJV Bible, everyone knows that.

YiC,

Zech

P.S. Still waiting on the introductory thread. Second warning.

[kiley_m]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I say they are all equal in their depravity, and when they die, they'll answer to the God they foolishly rejected.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

That is the most pathetic answer i ever heard, religion is blocking your mind people, you are obssesed by it. You discriminate because others have a different way of thinking.

When knowledge ends, Religion starts

It is so wonderful what God has given us. Just think of all the understanding yet to be revealed, things we don't know now but one day we will. Yet there is a limit to human knowledge; even in a million years with ultraminiaturised data storage facilities everything may never be known. And where knowledge ends there is God, speaking directly to us as Christians. What a database! Only a fool would reject that sort of connectivity~!!

THE BIBLE EXPLAINS
I CORINTHIANS 13:12 For now we see through a glass, darkly ; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.
PSAILM 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good
KJV

[Looney Jack]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The worst religions are the ones that are so insecure they advocate violence against those who refuse to blindly believe in old wives' tales from the Bronze Age.

[Basilissa]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The worst religions are the ones that are so insecure they advocate violence against those who refuse to blindly believe in old wives' tales from the Bronze Age.

You mean, all false religions

...Because The Only True Religion(tm) comes from our Mighty God Himself, not from some women

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The worst religions are the ones that are so insecure they advocate violence against those who refuse to blindly believe in old wives' tales from the Bronze Age.

Right. Like Islam.

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Deep ones are fascinating cultists. Their worship and constant chanting about the Elder and Outer gods such as: Cthulhu, Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, Shub-Niggurath, Dagon, Hydra, Nyarlathotep, Hastur, etc. such obsession with the Cthulhu Mythos can cause such aggressiveness, mental depravity, and insanity.