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Pope Francis Shows the Way
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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At first I thought this guy might be OK, or at least as OK as a Hellbound Catholic can be. After all, it's not like he's a real Mexican--those Buenos Aires Mexicans are practically white. But the more I hear from him, the less I like him. How can he seriously even pretend to be a Christian--of course, as a Catholic, he isn't a real Christian--when he says nice things about gays and atheists and communists?The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!
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That sleazy look in his eyes! It's not hard to tell what he's thinking. The parents of the poor child should be smote for allowing their child to be handled by a pedophilic pimp.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostNothing changes:
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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No Adam and Eve? Where does he think everyone came from?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

Oh wait: does he believe in that pyramidal soup theory?
That always cracks me up...people popping up out of some chicken noodle soup!
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His Holiness was just explaining to the child that if he misbehaved he might get sent to Iowa to live with the Baptist savages!
Even a child knows this means the glories of Vatican City and Rome will be replaced with home-school trailer parks and hygiene challenged field-hands pretending to be 'Pastors'.
A dash of tough love but a little bit of the rod never spoiled a child!
Bless you, my wagon-train offspring,
Father Mo
.A Cardinal in the making.


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Not only is he a Pope, but he is a liebral false Christian too.
James 2:10
Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7
Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20
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Is the chief paedophile enabler wearing a faggy white suit in that photo? It doesn't look like the dress he normally wears - it has lapels.
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Apparently he's a toilet mouth as well as an antichrist.
Pope Francis Lets A Vulgarity Slip During Vatican Address
It was a simple slip of the tongue, people say. But when the pope accidentally utters a vulgarity during a public speech, people notice. That's what happened during Sunday's weekly blessing by Pope Francis, sparking a flurry of comments on social media.
The pope quickly realized his misstep and corrected himself. But there are things people simply cannot un-hear, and this seems to be one of them.
"The words the Pope stumbled on were 'caso' (example) and 'cazzo' which means 'f***' in Italian and often trips up those not used to speaking the language," as Britain's reports. The Telegraph reports that the word has .
Readers' comments saying we misrepresented the pope's speech led us to do more research; we've made some changes to this post as a result.
Before publishing this post earlier today, we confirmed that the word "cazzo" has several possible translations into English, including the f-word. That meshed with reports we saw on Twitter, and in Italian media, that dated to Sunday afternoon (well before any English-speaking media outlets had reported on the gaffe).
But the word's main denotation is as a vulgar term for "penis." It also has connotations and uses — in phrases or as an exclamation — that are commonly translated as the f-word. A look at the explains the differences in frank terms (warning: the language is stronger than we'd use here).

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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Matthew 15:11Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostApparently he's a toilet mouth as well as an antichrist.
Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.
That said, I'd rather not know what goes into his mouth either.sigpic
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Looks like he already has his finger in that kids belly button."Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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This is just too muchOriginally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostNothing changes:
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Can anyone doubt that this so called pope has anal lust in his mind when he fondles that poor child? Surely there can be nothing more evil than an old man in a hat touching (bad touch, mind) a child.
I hope and pray that evil Catholics will renounce their young boy perpetration dreams and embrace the masculine and non sexually robust arms arms of The Lord Jesus Christ and (for goodness sake) stop 'doing it' with little boys.
Is that too much to ask form an adult in a hat?
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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The childs robe won't stay white i guess.
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That is an image that, in the context of the pope, has me scrubbing at my retinas.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostApparently he's a toilet mouth as well as an antichrist.
It was a simple slip of the tongue, people say.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

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