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  • #16
    Re: David Turpin - More Christian Persecution

    Originally posted by YouPeopleAreTheDevil View Post
    You absolute scumbags think it's ok to shackle and torture children?

    If you believe in hell, be sure you're all going to spend eternity burning in its fires, hopefully shackled and tortured by the Devil himself.

    Sick disgusting freaks of nature.
    Dear Sinner,

    We don't think that it would be OK to give corporeal punishment. We try our best to leave the thinking to God, and He thinks that corporeal punishment is necessary.

    Proverbs 23:13-14
    Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

    Proverbs 20:30
    The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

    As you can see, God tells us that, in fact, however discomforting corporeal punishment would seem to us, it is actually the way to avoid Hell, not to lead us into it. Based on the Bible, your claim fails. Please, explain us why we should follow your advice instead of Jesus's. Can you deliver us from all evil and take us Home into Heaven? While you're at it, please tell us also why do you think that simple fallacious ad hominem attacks are the ideal tool to persuade people to follow your unsubstantiated assertions. Thank you in advance and please enjoy God's Favorite Forum!


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • #17
      Re: David Turpin - More Christian Persecution

      Originally posted by YouPeopleAreTheDevil View Post
      You absolute scumbags think it's ok to shackle and torture children?

      If you believe in hell, be sure you're all going to spend eternity burning in its fires, hopefully shackled and tortured by the Devil himself.

      Sick disgusting freaks of nature.
      Thank you for inquiring about joining the congregation Landover Baptist Church as a tithing member.

      Tithes start at $400 per month for "Tin Tither" membership and rise to $3,500 per month which includes a seat on Pastor Zeke's private jet.

      You will find more details on this site.


      I look forwards to seeing you and your wife among those True Christians who worship God as He would have it.


      YIC


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      • #18
        Re: David Turpin - More Christian Persecution

        Update: the Godly Turpins have been sentenced for life, as a punishment for obeying God.

        I pray that President Trump will take some time off his busy schedule to pardon these shining examples of True Christian parenting.


        A California couple are sentenced for abusing all but one of their 13 children for several years.
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        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • #19
          Re: David Turpin - More Christian Persecution

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Update: the Godly Turpins have been sentenced for life, as a punishment for obeying God.

          I pray that President Trump will take some time off his busy schedule to pardon these shining examples of True Christian parenting.


          https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47991829
          How terrible! It's getting to where you can't even raise your own children these days Honestly, what next? Forced communism where they raise all the kids in one public government camp?
          Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
          1 Corinthians 11:13

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          • #20
            Re: David Turpin - More Christian Persecution

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            Update: the Godly Turpins have been sentenced for life, as a punishment for obeying God.

            I pray that President Trump will take some time off his busy schedule to pardon these shining examples of True Christian parenting.


            https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47991829
            Amen, sister! Open that cell door, let David Turpin out, and shove Hillary Clinton in! This show trial is nothing more than an effort to distract us from the REAL criminals.
            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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