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  • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

    Originally posted by sh3ll.shock View Post
    this is some piffleed-up, [...] HELL'S PIT.
    I noted there were quite a few instnaces there where you could have taken a little more time and capitalized a few letters. Lowercase 'i' for the first person singular personal pronoun often indicates an insecure character.

    If I may add, and I mean this in the kindest way, "Perhaps Jesus can help here?"
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    • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      Friend, one of the main causes of Blasphemy is a Demon Infested Colon.
      Now, it looks like you have a mighty big one in there.
      I'm Prayin' for you
      i ain't saying shit. yours smells like a demon crawled up there and died or something. couldn't handle all the bitch up inside yo ass.

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      • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

        Originally posted by sh3ll.shock View Post
        i ain't saying shit. yours smells like a demon crawled up there and died or something. couldn't handle all the bitch up inside yo ass.
        I'm being Persecuted!!!

        GLORY!!

        Matthew 5: 9-11
        Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
        Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
        Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

          Originally posted by sh3ll.shock View Post
          yours smells like a demon crawled up there and died or something.
          an yours schmell worser!

          Miss.Talitha be rubber an you be glue cuz anything you saids bounceds off her an got stucked on you, it true

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          • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

            Originally posted by Subtlety
            Do people come on who are legitimately crazy Christians (capitalization... so hard) and think you're not joking? And do you all laugh at them secretly? Or is everyone in on it except the people who are clearly horrified?
            You say "further question", but you ask 3. I will to attempt to answer them:

            1. A legitimate Christian is not crazy, but follows the Bible. In this day and age, when you see someone being miserable, you think that's normal. When you see people being confident and happy, you think they are crazy.

            2. We most certainly not laugh. We weep.

            3. We are all in on something secret. We are part of a secret elite club. Would you like to join our club and see the world from a behind-the-scenes perspective? You can read all about it in our secret manifesto. It's the KJV 1611 Bible.

            4. People are often horrified when they learn that they will go to Hell. We try to un-horrify them by giving them a way out.

            I hope this helps. Feel free to ask any other questions about Christianity!
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22
            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

              Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
              Friends,

              I recently received a letter from a concerned parent. In the letter she told me that her daughter had been raped, but was refusing to marry her rapist as per Deuteronomy 22:28-29. The stupid girl actually wants to press charges on the man!

              Not only that, but that she also plans to kill the poor unborn baby her rapist had given her! Sickening! Have young people today got NO morals?

              Any and all advice on what I can say to convince this girl to do the right thing would be great. Should I start with the basics ?

              "Whore, you'll burn in Hell for all eternity - unless you marry your rapist"??

              Or should I go for a more subtle approach??

              Scripture:

              Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (King James Version)

              If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
              This is sickening. Why would anybody marry a sick criminal who does this to her? The bible is truly horrific. And also, killing the baby would be the best thing, as the child would be distraught that his/her father was a rapist and her/his mother was a victim. Let her marry who she wants and dont ruin her life with this.

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              • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                Originally posted by I'm just a naughty boy View Post
                The bible is truly horrific.
                Friend, that is your opinion, and not mine. For me it's a book of Glory. Yes, there are some parts that may seem a bit hard to stomach at first, but who am I to critisize our Creator? I think it's mainly down to the sissification of our society that it seems a bit harsh now and then.

                Our God is a God of tough love friend.

                And also, killing the baby would be the best thing
                Oh, look who's talking now! Kill kill kill.

                Have you considered, just for one second, that this baby might have been YOU?
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                  Originally posted by Korrisel View Post
                  You are honestly THE dumbest person I have ever seen on the internet. She was forced onto sex and she has marry the criminal?
                  That is what the Bible says. Are you saying that every Christian in the WORLD is wrong when they say that the Bible is the Word of God and the only way to be a moral person?
                  Yours In Christ,

                  Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                  Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                  Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                  Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                  The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                  Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                  How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                  20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                  God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                  Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                  Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                  Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                  There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                  Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                  Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                  • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    Friend, that is your opinion, and not mine. For me it's a book of Glory. Yes, there are some parts that may seem a bit hard to stomach at first, but who am I to critisize our Creator? I think it's mainly down to the sissification of our society that it seems a bit harsh now and then.

                    Our God is a God of tough love friend.



                    Oh, look who's talking now! Kill kill kill.

                    Have you considered, just for one second, that this baby might have been YOU?
                    As I have said, if it was me, I would rather not live than have a disgusting rapist as a father and a poor underage girl as a mother.

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                    • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                      Originally posted by I'm just a naughty boy View Post
                      This is sickening. Why would anybody marry a sick criminal who does this to her? The bible is truly horrific. And also, killing the baby would be the best thing, as the child would be distraught that his/her father was a rapist and her/his mother was a victim. Let her marry who she wants and dont ruin her life with this.
                      Son, you are asking for murder, the ultimate sin!! I am shocked and outraged!
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                        I might not be all bible hooah in quoting scripture, but I'm pretty sure the bible says that all sins are equally as filthy in the eyes of god.

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                        • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                          Indeed, but what is your point?
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                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                            WOW, you people leave me completely dumbfounded. Frankly I don't much care for being banned from these forums as I only registered here to leave a reply to this specific topic. I was drawn to this by a post on a humor related site and was utterly baffled by the sheer stupidity and blindness of your so called "morals" exhibited here.

                            You people SERIOUSLY think its the GIRLS fault she got raped?? Not to mention the face because HE raped HER she has to marry him all because some book that has been supposedly translated and passed down hundreds of years said so? Thats utter bullshit and insanity.

                            To think that people like you who hold such complete faith and devotion to what a book says is scary, and to think what you morals are?! How are you even able to get through a normal day?

                            Even while typing this out I still cant wrap my mind around the fact that you people think the asshole doing the raping is the victim. Last I knew rape is against the law and the bastard deserves any prison time he gets. And, in my humble opinion, you all need to wake the hell up and see the real world.

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                            • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Son, you are asking for murder, the ultimate sin!! I am shocked and outraged!
                              You are asking for an innocent young girl to completely destroy her life because of the stupid, filthy actions of a heartless criminal. If the parents force her to marry her, she'll probably commit suicide.

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                              • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                                Originally posted by I'm just a naughty boy View Post
                                If the parents force her to marry her, she'll probably commit suicide.
                                That would be a sin, too.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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