[WWJDnow]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

Whats so wrong about it? You can play as a paladin whos powers literally come from god. Im just presenting an easier alternative.

D&D is of the Devil, and the Devil is the Father of Lies. You are obviously being influenced (or maybe even possessed) by the Devil and demons, since you keep insisting that this evil game can be adapted for use by our children.

Shame on you! We are not exposing our kids to this kind of trash. They get only wholesome entertainment, such as Bible Story Pictionary and Pin the Horns on the Jew.

[WWJDnow]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

I've been thinking about how we might create a truly Christian alternative game, and I think I have the solution.... Deacons & Deuteronomy.

We'd have a variety of righteous character classes such as Youth Pastor, Street Preacher, Lay Minister, and Creation Scientist battle the forces of evil in exciting quests including witch hunts, sin posses, exorcisms, re-enactments of Bible stories, and securing our southern border from Catholic immigrant caravans. Prayers and sermons would increase in effectiveness as characters level up by leading upstanding lives, winning souls for Jesus, and glorifying God.

A game like this would eliminate all danger of promoting witchcraft and atheism and liberalism and Judaism and other evil behaviors, since the whole point of the game would be to put evildoers where they belong--in the eternally burning fires of Hell.

[thrrowaway]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

D&D is of the Devil, and the Devil is the Father of Lies. You are obviously being influenced (or maybe even possessed) by the Devil and demons, since you keep insisting that this evil game can be adapted for use by our children.

Shame on you! We are not exposing our kids to this kind of trash. They get only wholesome entertainment, such as Bible Story Pictionary and Pin the Horns on the Jew.

I am not influenced, or possessed. I have been playing that game since i was 11. Im in my 20's now. My favorite class as a cleric (a healer) and a Paladin, a paladin is a strictly good person. No matter what, it is their job to right wrongs. Their powers come from which ever god they believe in, this god can come from either gods in game, or god himself. Its their job to fight the bad guys, it doesnt matter if there is no payment or anything. If they see someone getting robbed, or see demons, its their obligation to help. No matter what. This class is basically a super christian class, if you make it one. Its not some satan spawn, its just a game about rolling some dice. It can be fun if you actually get into it, atleast try the game before you read something on a forum post and assume its some ungodly game about killing civilians or something hellish like that. It can be fun, find a group that will play it with you, find a DM, and play the game. The DM will walk you through how to play. Atleast try it. A paladin would be a good class for you, they are strong, but also have powers from g o d. It can be fun, dont judge a book by its cover.

[Basilissa]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

I am not influenced, or possessed. I have been playing that game since i was 11. Im in my 20's now. My favorite class as a cleric (a healer) and a Paladin, a paladin is a strictly good person. No matter what, it is their job to right wrongs.

I'm sure that I'll be sorry that I asked, but: aside from the fact that there's something deeply wrong with you since you are still playing childish games (rather than working as a responsible adult), I do have a question. So your "paladin" always does good, right? Well, the question is: who decides what is right and what is wrong?

Because I can reassure you that the most genocidal maniacs in human history were convinced at some level that they were doing good.

[WWJDnow]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

My favorite class as a cleric (a healer) and a Paladin, a paladin is a strictly good person. No matter what, it is their job to right wrongs.

Dungeons and Dragons is a game that is all about killing people you don't like (you call them monsters, but it's not as if they were the Mexican rapists invading our country, they're just the local rich job creators) and stealing their property. It should be called Dimwits & Democrats.

Their powers come from which ever god they believe in, this god can come from either gods in game, or god himself.

There is only one God, our Heavenly Father, the God of Abraham, Issac, and Jacob. He doesn't give people any powers other than the power of prayer.

Every word you say is just spewing Satan's venom. Repent now before it is too late. Perhaps reading this will help (click the image):

I will pray and fast for you. Or, at least, I'll eat only a very light breakfast.

[thrrowaway]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

I'm sure that I'll be sorry that I asked, but: aside from the fact that there's something deeply wrong with you since you are still playing childish games (rather than working as a responsible adult), I do have a question. So your "paladin" always does good, right? Well, the question is: who decides what is right and what is wrong?

Because I can reassure you that the most genocidal maniacs in human history were convinced at some level that they were doing good.

Alright, lets put it like this. IF they see demons attacking civilians, or a village is burning down, its their obligation to help. Also, the DM decides whats good and whats bad. Like if a DM says something bad is happening, its the paladins duty to do it. They are basically against all crime too.

[thrrowaway]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

Alright, lets put it like this. IF they see demons attacking civilians, or a village is burning down, its their obligation to help. Also, the DM decides whats good and whats bad. Like if a DM says something bad is happening, its the paladins duty to do it. They are basically against all crime too.

So like, assume that they have to chase a villain, they are limited by the law. They have to do everything while not crossing the law.


Thats the alignment for all paladins, Lawful Good.

[Basilissa]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

Alright, lets put it like this. IF they see demons attacking civilians, or a village is burning down, its their obligation to help.

How do you know the civilians aren't Nazi collaborators, or that the village doesn't consist of cannibalistic serial killers?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

I am not influenced, or possessed. I have been playing that game since i was 11. Im in my 20's now. My favorite class as a cleric (a healer) and a Paladin, a paladin is a strictly good person. No matter what, it is their job to right wrongs. Their powers come from which ever god they believe in, this god can come from either gods in game, or god himself. Its their job to fight the bad guys, it doesnt matter if there is no payment or anything. If they see someone getting robbed, or see demons, its their obligation to help. No matter what. This class is basically a super christian class, if you make it one. Its not some satan spawn, its just a game about rolling some dice. It can be fun if you actually get into it, atleast try the game before you read something on a forum post and assume its some ungodly game about killing civilians or something hellish like that. It can be fun, find a group that will play it with you, find a DM, and play the game. The DM will walk you through how to play. Atleast try it. A paladin would be a good class for you, they are strong, but also have powers from g o d. It can be fun, dont judge a book by its cover.

And this is a GAME? It's incomprehensible to me how anyone could write that WITHOUT demonic influence. Just imagine for instance that "whichever god they believe in" is Urqstelthwibb, goddess of dripping nitric acid into babies' ears. Who would be her paladin? What things would she consider evil? Acid-repelling earmuffs would be high on her list (of evil things) and the paladin would cook up earmuff disintegrators pronto. That would be the order of things. Fun for Urqstelthwibb no doubt; the paladin would be obliged to follow through; not much fun for the baby.

Demonic possession when encountered is not necessarily outré or grotesque. Of course it could..be, more often though it's worked its way in through an aggregate of commonplace things, not remarkable in themselves but when combined for the individual concerned a gateway is opened and the devils flounce right in. Satan knows that a game format is the best way to mask his activities and this vile invention makes demons casual agents (you mention them yourself) mere foibles to make a "game" more "interesting" but it's not a game really, is it.

This book is not to be judged by its cover, but by outcomes. Demons may be easy to hook up with but are very difficult to dislodge. There is only one answer. There is only one God. Turn to Him today.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

I have been playing that game since i was 11. Im in my 20's now.

Have you considered 1 Corinthians 13:11? This raises the possibility that the time for you to put away childish things and - to put it in terms even you should be able to understand - just grow up, is long overdue?

[WWJDnow]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

So like, assume that they have to chase a villain, they are limited by the law.

So, like, assume you live on Planet Earth. You are limited by God's law.

Did you bother reading the Chick Tract that I suggested? It takes all of five minutes, and I think you'd find it enlightening.

Alright, lets put it like this. IF they see demons attacking civilians, or a village is burning down, its their obligation to help.

At Landover Baptist Church, we fight actual demons. It's no game.

Also, the DM decides whats good and whats bad. Like if a DM says something bad is happening, its the paladins duty to do it.

So whatever the DM says is good is good, no matter how twisted it may be? That sounds like a complete lack of morality to me. Only God can make arbitrary rules about what is good and what is evil--for example, it's wrong to kill, but good to slaughter Amalekites and their sheep and their children and to enslave their virgins. How could your DM possibly understand the subtleties of which people it's acceptable to kill the way God does?

They are basically against all crime too.

Ah, so your paladin doesn't steal for a living? Tell me, what day job does he hold to support himself?

I hate to be negative, but your paladin sounds more like an Antifa terrorist, leaving a swath of destruction and looting in his wake, than like a good, churchgoing Christian. We don't want our children learning those values!

[thrrowaway]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

How do you know the civilians aren't Nazi collaborators, or that the village doesn't consist of cannibalistic serial killers?

They are told by The DM.

[WWJDnow]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

They are told by The DM.

You seem to be slavishly loyal to this DeMon guy. Does he have embarrassing pictures of you or something? Pastor Flint, who the saintliest person to walk the Earth since Jesus, with the possible exception of Donald Trump (who is God's chosen leader), has warned us that sinners like you are often tempted by cults of personality.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

The more I hear of this blight the worse it sounds. What standard is there for dungeon masters? We've already seen that Nazi cannibals merit protection from demons. Or not, at the whim of this freak whose qualities of destruction are hardly forced, erupting like soot from a stench blimp overhead above upon the place beneath.

All the toadies wriggle around pretending to be liberators but how can that be? "Do this," "Don't do that," "Protect this commie arsonist," you don't know whether it's an arsonist or not or how many princesses were shot to set up an odious charade no-one would ever want; "Look lively, some demons are eyeing up a Nazi toadstool orgy in yonder village for you to protect," "Wow! Woww!! The live brains are being rescued from your Gestapo bacchanalia: Quick! Quickk!! Round them up - corral them in the pit," and so on apart from the clothes in the toady's mind an inner world emerges (in this case it's a dungeon mistress flinging the brains and they're mostly wearing clothes apart from the scarlet goddess wrapped in toilet paper)

52 seconds for educational purposes only

After a while it becomes impossible for such creatures to distinguish anything without a Master/mistress barking commands, telling them what to do, when, why? I doubt they ever get to the "why" they could ask I suppose but then they're booted out of the game. Demons are never a game. Gestapo brain cannibals on LSD are damp squibs compared to actual demons as Jesus knew when He dealt with them. The convulsions, the deaf & dumb, the oracular spirits, these are not brain lesions or neurological disorders or psychiatric turmoil. These are demons and clearly when playing such a rotten game as this the floodgates are opened to admit as many as possible. No Christian could ever be a dungeon master.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

There is no need of a "Christian alternative", as Dungeons & Dragons is already Christian because his creator (Gary Gygax) was inspired by Tolkien, even tough he was "born-again" who preached against Christmas. And, the game is inspired also by another game where you roleplay as a Christian crusader in medieval Europe. If i remember correctly, it was named after an armour.



Of course some who claims to be "True Christian" would mistake something that is not in King James's Bible to be Unchristian. For example, i'm pretty sure some would mistake the cartoon that in my country is named Due Fantagenitori to be a magic-promoting show, despite the fact that his creator, Butch Hartmann, made it for the opposite purpose. By the way, i hope that people stop persecuting him for being a Christian.