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  • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

    Originally posted by studentoftheword View Post
    ... I suspect though that you are an atheist posing as a christian...
    So, when you finally meet a True Christian™ who hands you your ass on a platter (Biblicly), your conclusion is that he's an atheist!

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    • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

      Originally posted by Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D. View Post
      Dear studentoftheword,

      Fair enough, but that does not make Revelation 22:18-19 irrelevant. It's just two very different points of view, both backed by holy scripture.

      That is your opinion. And yes I am aware you are not alone in that opinion. There has been a lot of debate about this. I am sure you are aware there are other interpretations as well. An excellent analysis of this can be found in Song of Songs. Word Biblical Commentary 23B by Duane Garrett.

      I would not call them "mechanical instructions" but in Genesis 29:30 and Leviticus 15:32 the Bible gives instructions about how children are made. Pleasure is never mentioned there.

      Yours in Christ,

      Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
      Pastor Manning, excellent response. Although we may not agree I appreciate a thoughtful response. I have not gotten many on this site, only two and you are one. This evening when I have time I will review the commentary you mention. Thank you for the reference.

      Yours in Christ

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      • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

        Originally posted by studentoftheword View Post
        If sex were purely for procreation then he would have given machanical instructions, not a love sonnet.
        My friend, there is a difference between a love sonnet and a sex sonnet. Do you realize that it is possible to love each other without constantly thinking of sex? You know, like Jesus loves us, and we love Jesus?
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
          My friend, there is a difference between a love sonnet and a sex sonnet. Do you realize that it is possible to love each other without constantly thinking of sex? You know, like Jesus loves us, and we love Jesus?
          Absolute right whit that Br. Disiciple. Is like in Spain here all guys talk about love when the mean really the sex because they're sex-obsesionate and they can't to see there are more love that only just the sex-obsesionate love.

          And love is more that just the sex. And many very types too. I'm don't know why this persons alway go back to the same the same the same - the sex.

          Let's talk about love. That's what Jesus say us.
          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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          • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
            My friend, there is a difference between a love sonnet and a sex sonnet. Do you realize that it is possible to love each other without constantly thinking of sex? You know, like Jesus loves us, and we love Jesus?
            Dear True,

            Which is this? Sex or love or both?

            Song of Solomon 4:5 Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

            ------------

            Dear Didymus,

            Your mother called and said you need to get off the computer and do your homework. You can't complete 5th grade unless you study.

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            • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

              Originally posted by studentoftheword View Post
              James and Cranky. Why can't you just admit this is A goofy post. I gave you the scripture in my last post and you ignore God's word. How can you claim to be "True Believers"? Are you trying to say that God made part of a woman's body but satan made the sex organs? The Song of Solomon testifies to God's approval of sexual enjoyment between a husband and wife. I gave you the Apostle Paul's scripture.

              WHY DO YOU ATTRIBUTE GOD'S CREATIVE HANDYWORK TO SATAN? THAT IS BLASPHEMY.
              I think you are not viewing this in proper context. Satan is no anti-God, Satan is just another creation of God too. More like God outsourced the creation of woman's genitalia to Satan, probably because God was to busy with men. Just by looking at women you can tell Satan deliberately messed the job up. That's evil for you.

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              • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                This is my first time at this forum. The fundamentalism caught my attention and aroused my curiosity. As an atheist and committed evolutionist I am amazed by this thread. I have pleasured many a woman in my day and the thought that satan was behind it never occurred to me. Seems to me that evolution can explain the orgasm as a tool to draw the female animal to the male. If it feels good, why not enjoy it. That's always been my philosophy,
                Revelations 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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                • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                  Originally posted by bobtheatheistphd View Post
                  This is my first time at this forum. The fundamentalism caught my attention and aroused my curiosity. As an atheist and committed evolutionist I am amazed by this thread. I have pleasured many a woman in my day and the thought that satan was behind it never occurred to me. Seems to me that evolution can explain the orgasm as a tool to draw the female animal to the male. If it feels good, why not enjoy it. That's always been my philosophy,
                  Well Bob, let's look to the Bible. Were any of your victims of violent rape married or betrothed?

                  Deuteronomy 22:22-24

                  "If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel."

                  "If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;"

                  "Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you."

                  Or are you a foul fornicating adulterer?

                  1 Corinthians 6:13

                  "Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body."

                  In Christ
                  Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                    Well Bob, let's look to the Bible. Were any of your victims of violent rape married or betrothed?

                    Deuteronomy 22:22-24

                    "If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel."

                    "If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;"

                    "Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you."

                    Or are you a foul fornicating adulterer?

                    1 Corinthians 6:13

                    "Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body."

                    In Christ
                    I do believe a few were married but marriage is nothing more than a construct of the religious right. The science of evolution enlightens us and we can see that the fit will breed and propogate their genes above the less fit. As a PhD and Physicist and with a recorded IQ of 157 I have always felt it was my duty to breed with as many women as possible. My superior intellect will enable the human race to be better fit for survival. I was doing these ladies a favor not only by pleasuring them to a greater degree than their husbands were able to accomplish but also their husbands will now have more intelligent offspring than they would have otherwise had. They shoudl be thanking me.
                    Revelations 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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                    • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                      Originally posted by bobtheatheistphd View Post
                      This is my first time at this forum. The fundamentalism caught my attention and aroused my curiosity. As an atheist and committed evolutionist I am amazed by this thread. I have pleasured many a woman in my day and the thought that satan was behind it never occurred to me. Seems to me that evolution can explain the orgasm as a tool to draw the female animal to the male. If it feels good, why not enjoy it. That's always been my philosophy,
                      Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Unsaved NOT Welcome.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Unsaved NOT Welcome.
                        I am here because I am curious. I thought you were supposed to witness to the unsaved? On another note I do agree with some of your members in their posts. I was surprised by that to be honest.
                        Revelations 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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                        • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                          Originally posted by bobtheatheistphd View Post
                          I am here because I am curious. I thought you were supposed to witness to the unsaved? On another note I do agree with some of your members in their posts. I was surprised by that to be honest.
                          Who cares what you think? First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                          Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                          Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Who cares what you think? First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                            Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                            Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
                            I didn't expect that you would care what I think and I am not trying to convince you of anything. As I said, I am just curious and I would have thought that you would want to "save" me (that is the right term, is it not?) as a "seeker". That's what the church down the street calls me when I show up, a "seeker". They seem to want to convince me about their Jesus and I thought you also would. Was I wrong?
                            Revelations 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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                            • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                              Originally posted by bobtheatheistphd View Post
                              I didn't expect that you would care what I think and I am not trying to convince you of anything. As I said, I am just curious and I would have thought that you would want to "save" me (that is the right term, is it not?) as a "seeker". That's what the church down the street calls me when I show up, a "seeker". They seem to want to convince me about their Jesus and I thought you also would. Was I wrong?
                              Yes, you are wrong. About everything.

                              It might help if you would go back and read the links I provide.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Yes, you are wrong. About everything.

                                It might help if you would go back and read the links I provide.
                                Well Ezekiel I don't know much about the Bible but some of my friends tell me that something called "evangelism" is supposed to be important to christians. I think that's where you tell me the reasons why I should consider taking Jesus "into my heart" or something like that. Didn't Jesus command you to go out into all the world and tell the good news to unsaved people like me? I am completely baffled by your hostility. Where is your christian charity and love?
                                Revelations 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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