[juliet]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

A godly wife wants her husband to get it over with in a jiffy. Perhaps your pastor's wife could teach you some tricks to achieve this.

Dear Sir,
infact it is a very good idea. I will ask Elizabeth to instruct me.

[ownedproperty]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Before the rest of the post I would like to thank my husband for helping me with this post. He truly provides the daily guidance I need to serve him and live as a true christian lady.

I will share my own experiences from the point of view of a True Christian™ woman. Mr. Etheldreda has never needed to rape me in order to deposit his seed for matronly incubation. To do so would imply that I would refuse such a request. I would never refuse any request my lawful husband makes, as it is not only my duty and privilege, but it is my very instinct to obey without reservation. You see, my Heavenly Father created me very specifically to be a perfect help meet to my husband. By virtue of my womanly parts, my destiny was sealed, and it would bring me naught but anxiety to try and avoid this very natural drive I have as a woman. (Genesis 2:18)

Now, as a True Christian™ woman, I recognize God's Divine Justice regulating my part to be played in life. (Genesis 3:16) I would never impose my own understanding over my own life. (Job 28:28; Proverbs 3:5) Therefore, when Mr. Etheldreda feels called by the LORD to supply the Earth with one more Soldier for Christ, I am happy to do my duty, quietly and submissively. As a favor to him, I try to make the experience as quick and pleasant as possible so he can move on to greater and more important work for the Kingdom.

This describes perfectly how I feel. Sex is not meant to be enjoyed. It is meant for making new little soliders for Christ! I would never refuse my husbands request to deposit his seed within me so that I may carry his child. It is my duty and purpose to serve my husband and obey completely.

When he is done (it should never take more than 3 minutes) thank him for his seed and then get up and go clean your self up. Then go make him a sandwich, drink and a piece of pie. I'm sure he'll have worked up an appetite.

I always thank my husband for depositing his seed in me for I am honored to serve as the vessel that carries new little soldiers for Christ. My husband finishes very quick and I have thankfully never felt any pleasure. Afterward, I make sure to make him some food and give him pie as well. He loves my blueberry pie.

I don't think females can do the whole orgasm thingamee. Because we do not have external sexual organs that wee.

The christian women that I have talked to have never felt any pleasure from sex or had one of these so called woman orgasms. I feel like Sister Charli, that they don't even exist, for there is no need for one. Should they exist however, I hope I am never cursed with one.

Rebecca

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

If a Woman does not Orgasm it is PHYSICALLY Impossible to Gestate a Baby.

5th Grade Sex Ed Folks.

So that's what they're teaching in public school these days? Disgusting

Although I laugh that you claim this, then argue against a woman's body not being able to shut down in a case of rape.

Which one is it people? Can't have it both ways.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

The christian women that I have talked to have never felt any pleasure from sex or had one of these so called woman orgasms. I feel like Sister Charli, that they don't even exist, for there is no need for one. Should they exist however, I hope I am never cursed with one.

Rebecca

Amen sister, just lay back and pray that the seed takes root.

[ownedproperty]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Amen sister, just lay back and pray that the seed takes root.

I pray hard as my husband deposits his seed. I pray daily that when my husband wishes to deposit his seed in me so that I may carry one of Christ's little soldiers, that I may never feel pleasure as it is the work of Satan.

Rebecca

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Why do you think there is no mention of sex prior to the Fall of Man?

Because there were no people to create Adam and Eve via sex. Therefore God created them through other means. This is a ridiculous question to ask.

[Basilissa]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Because there were no people to create Adam and Eve via sex. Therefore God created them through other means. This is a ridiculous question to ask.

Sweetie, I know that as a Catholic you're practically alergic to the Bible, but Adam and Eve lived (and therefore theoretically could have had sex) before the Fall. Yet, they began to "do it" only after the Fall.

[Milkshakecrusader]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Sorry to be so fresh and blunt but I was deep in prayer and this came to me:

Women take note. If you ever feel pleasure while being intimate it is SATAN or his DEMONS causing the sensations!

Don't give into it. Don't let the pleasure sweep you away. You don't want to go to HELL for that do you?

It isn't demons or satan it's the nerves and bodily sensations in your intimate area, that cause it, its only natural during intimate conditions, to feel that way.

[Des]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

It isn't demons or satan it's the nerves and bodily sensations in your intimate area, that cause it, its only natural during intimate conditions, to feel that way.

So it's an addiction? Well why don't we go hand out heroin to the kindergartners then?

"Come on kids, step right up and get your fix. It's just stimulation of the nerves and bodily senses. Perfectly natural. Darwin and Obama did it, so it's good for you!"

This is whats wrong with America! This is why we need the Bible and President Elect Donald Trump, you sick pervert!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

It isn't demons or satan it's the nerves and bodily sensations in your intimate area, that cause it, its only natural during intimate conditions, to feel that way.

It's only natural to choke on your vomit and die when you drink and use drugs so much you can't wake up even when your breathing is stopped. By your logic, you'd like our kids to "enjoy" that, too.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Isn't arsenic natural?

[handmaiden]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

I used to have orgasms before I became a True Christian (tm). I experienced powerful, deep, shuddering waves of sensation pulsing from the core of my being before spreading out to every nerve in my body. Once, I had eight orgasms within the space of a couple of hours.

Now, I know that I was deceived, even as Eve once was. Now, when I pray, I feel something that sweeps from my head down through my chest and out to my hands where I can almost feel as though Jesus wound's are my own. I think of this as an orgasm of the mind, but perhaps this is the Holy Spirit spreading God's love through me. It is important to note that this sensation never continues below my waist.


I have noticed that it happens most easily if I stay awake praying intensely all night long. Such is the grace of God when one forgoes the weakness of the flesh to focus on Him.


Sincerely Yours,
Handmaiden

[southerngirl97]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

As long as it is a married couple having sex for the purpose of procreation is it still wrong if the woman orgasmed and got pleasure from the act?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

As long as it is a married couple having sex for the purpose of procreation is it still wrong if the woman orgasmed and got pleasure from the act?

From the OP:

...If you ever feel pleasure while being intimate it is SATAN or his DEMONS causing the sensations!....

I'd guess it all depends on the meaning of the word "ever" on your planet.


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[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

As long as it is a married couple having sex for the purpose of procreation is it still wrong if the woman orgasmed and got pleasure from the act?

I don't know how any decent lady could get pleasure from Satan tickling her naughty box. It seems to me a most violating act. I feel triggered just thinking about it. I feel deep in my soul that the Lord of Darkness is trying to spiritually rape me right now just for having thought of such a thing, and I rebuke him in the name of !