[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

I hate it when there's a thread where you have to look things up in a secular dictionary to understand the title.

How disgusting!

[Girl4givn]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Song of Solomon anyone? The book is nothing but a guide to beautiful lovemaking.

I don't even know what to say, but I just have to say something. I can't imagine purposely depriving myself (or my husband depriving me for that matter) of something so beautiful and natural.

I completely submit to my husband. We both love the Lord with everything we have in us. How can a woman more completely honor her husband by submitting her body over to him and responding to him in such an incredible way? I am just baffled. Could it be that a woman, or a man married to said woman is just opposed to such pleasure because she has never experienced it or he is unable to provide it to her?

My husband would actually be appalled to learn that I was fighting off pleasure like it was a demon. I can't imagine for one second that those of you opposed to it have once experienced the unification of such intense lovemaking and still find fault with it. For a man to give his wife pleasure while she physically submits to him is insanely beautiful.

[Holly-Roller]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

I can testify to the satantic tingling between the thighs! Orgasms are indeed shameful and demonic in nature. The following scripture proves that the pleasure experienced during copulation is reserved for the man only and that any such pleasure experienced by the woman is not of God, and thus, is an abomination that justfies punishment through orgasm denial:

"It is because it is easy for you to consent that I want from you what it will be impossible for you to consent to, even if you agree ahead of time,even if you say yes now and imagine yourself capable of submitting. You won't be able NOT to revolt. Your submission will be obtained in spite of you, not only for the inimitable pleasure that I and others [men] will derive from it, but also that you will be made aware of what has been done to you" (Palms 13:114).

PROOF!

~ Holly

[ReclaimedVirginMary]

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Holly, shame on you for quoting such a revolting and FALSE scripture on our website of the LORD! While you are correct in stating women are to submit in spite on themselves, I do not recollect any scripture entitled "Palms."

Allow me to post a PROPER verse from the Holy Text in order to enlighten you and your demonic ways:

"But I want you to understand that the head of every man is Christ, the head of a woman is her husband, and the head of Christ is God. . ."

- Ephesians 5:21-33

[Holly-Roller]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Virgin,

I'm not sure which translation of the bible you're referencing, but I assure you, there is such a scripture labeled "Palms!" I cannot urge your enough to purchase the Good Book as soon as possible so that you can begin your soul's healing.

P.S. I am happy that we agree female orgasms are bad...please don't get me started on female ejaculation!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Virgin,

I'm not sure which translation of the bible you're referencing, but I assure you, there is such a scripture labeled "Palms!" I cannot urge your enough to purchase the Good Book as soon as possible so that you can begin your soul's healing.

P.S. I am happy that we agree female orgasms are bad...please don't get me started on female ejaculation!

I have two questions for you:

1. Why are you mocking God by making up books of the Bible?

2. Why do you roll holly? Do you smoke it and get high? Is that why you are mocking God, or do you just hate Him for expecting you to follow His Laws?

[Bible Thumping Billy]

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I look upon my past with disgust but I have seen first hand whilst I was sinful unsaved trash that satan DOES give women orgasms - whores have orgasms - our women in Christ do not. Whores moan and make disgusting blasphemous noises that our God is definitely appalled by.

Let me tell you now, when Christ gives me my wife, she will not need to be told more than once.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

I have two questions for you:

1. Why are you mocking God by making up books of the Bible?

2. Why do you roll holly? Do you smoke it and get high? Is that why you are mocking God, or do you just hate Him for expecting you to follow His Laws?

I thought Holly was toxic, oh well they all seem to think that if it's green it should be smoked.

[PurpleBibleOG]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Any women with an orgasm must continue to pray for salvation. In the wake of her evil orgasm, she will feel content and wish to cuddle. Do not let this Satanic evil accomplish this - as Christians we must continue to pray for the salvation of our women.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Any women with an orgasm must continue to pray for salvation. In the wake of her evil orgasm, she will feel content and wish to cuddle. Do not let this Satanic evil accomplish this - as Christians we must continue to pray for the salvation of our women.

Oddly enough, it says "Unsaved Trash" underneath your name, not "Christian". Please introduce yourself here, and we'll soon find out if you are here to join us in praise of Jesus Christ.

Tell us all about yourself. Why you love Jesus more than mortal life, what Baptist church you attend and your favorite Bible verse that gives you daily strength.

In Christ

[kalimaa242]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Well why do men get to enjoy sex?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Well why do men get to enjoy sex?

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[snowbunny]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

I completely agree. In fact sex as a whole is so disgusting an evil that you guys should just stop having sex altogether

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

I completely agree. In fact sex as a whole is so disgusting an evil that you guys should just stop having sex altogether

Trust me friend when I say I have given up sex with women since I have found The Lord.

[batsh*tcrazy]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Trust me friend when I say I have given up sex with women since I have found The Lord.

Snowbunny makes a very good point...

I'm so happy that you decided that you should not have sex! One less of you lunatics reproducing!!!

[*Unnecessary vile text removed*]

Satan doesn't give me orgasms...My dead sexy fiance does....

Women on here, just to let you know...the only reason why these guys are brainwashing you to believe this is cause they SUCK IN BED!