[Nobar King]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Duct tape?

[slipdumb92]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Nonsense! God hates modern science and biology.

I am taking a Biology Major, and Biology makes me appreciate God's ways more and more. Every time i learn a new biological process I can only marvel at the complexity and genius of our God. I am yet to find anything in Biology that disagrees with the Bible.

Evolution i believe actually goes hand in hand with the Bible. God made animals before Adam and Eve. Making the world in 1 day doesn't necessarily mean one day for humans.

God's way of living has no structure that compares to ours, God doesn't have days, months or years. That is a system used for and by humans. So what I mean is.... 1 day for God could be millions of years for us.

Also when you think of the BIG BANG THEORY- I think of " Let there be light".

I think Biology is beautiful and only shows in depth the wonders of our God.

[F. Nietzsche]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Genesis 38:9-10:
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

Of course, the amusing question must then be posed. Was God's wrath due to:

1) Disobeying God's command to impregnate his brother's wife.

2) Performing Coitus

3) An opposition to birth control in general

or

4) A general dislike of spilling seed upon the ground.

Insofar as a reasonable observer could see, 1 seems to be the most probable, though certainly, many seem to think 3 or 4 are the case, which out of context of that particular verse would make sense, yet substantially less when considered as part of the whole narrative of Onan.

[shadeofwinter]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Basically, don't let him out of your sight for a second. Make him sleep on the floor of your room, watch him use the restroom, etc...

Don't let him have the chance to do it! Soon enough he will forget all about it.

BTW: caught not cought

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Evolution i believe actually goes hand in hand with the Bible.

It absolutely does not. The word evolution is mentioned nowhere in the Holy Bible.

Making the world in 1 day doesn't necessarily mean one day for humans.

Of course it does. A day means a day. The Hole Bible should be taken literally, it is not open to interpretation. 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Also when you think of the BIG BANG THEORY- I think of " Let there be light".

Again, if there had been a big explosion, God would have mentioned that in the Holy Bible. Since he didn't it clearly didn't happen that way.

I think Biology is beautiful and only shows in depth the wonders of our God.

No, it takes you away from the true science of the Holy Bible. If you continue on that path you will burn in hell for all eternity.

[Dantes Inferno]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

No proof that a deity figure created the Sun.

But there is hard scientific proof of how it was created.

"Like all the thousand and thousand of trillions of start in the universe (in reality its an uncountable number of stars). The Sun was created from a result what is know as the "Big Bang". It all started around 4 Billion years ago. When cosmic dust began to accumulate and form the sun "proto star". After something gets massive enough it start what we know as "Nuclear Fusion" (which we have and can do our selves on Earth, just not any where near on the same scale) and thus a star is formed, slowly over time in the next 5 billion years our star "The Sun" will run out of hydrogen to convert to helium, thus ending the nuclear fusion process. The sun will die just like every other star in the universe, it has been observed 1000's of times, Nebula's and Super novas are straight hard evidence this does happen and the fact we have observed it happening. Nothing is infinite not even the universe. Once you understand how large the universe is, we are positivity not the only intelligent life forms in the universe.

"Tempus Edax Rerum" may this cause you to re think your ways or continue trembling in arrogance like helpless fools

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

No proof that a deity figure created the Sun.

But there is hard scientific proof of how it was created.

"Like all the thousand and thousand of trillions of start in the universe (in reality its an uncountable number of stars). The Sun was created from a result what is know as the "Big Bang". It all started around 4 Billion years ago. When cosmic dust began to accumulate and form the sun "proto star". After something gets massive enough it start what we know as "Nuclear Fusion" (which we have and can do our selves on Earth, just not any where near on the same scale) and thus a star is formed, slowly over time in the next 5 billion years our star "The Sun" will run out of hydrogen to convert to helium, thus ending the nuclear fusion process. The sun will die just like every other star in the universe, it has been observed 1000's of times, Nebula's and Super novas are straight hard evidence this does happen and the fact we have observed it happening. Nothing is infinite not even the universe. Once you understand how large the universe is, we are positivity not the only intelligent life forms in the universe.

"Tempus Edax Rerum" may this cause you to re think your ways or continue trembling in arrogance like helpless fools

And what does this have to do with masturbation?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Dantes Inferno]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Please also note, If there is a deity and a litteral hell you people will be the first to be thrown in. You people do nothing but condemmn everything and everybody. You are the scourge of the Earth we ill need your kind in our alreayd problematic world. You so called" Crhistains think your promoting love and gods word. But the fact is your pormoting hatred and fear.

"Tempus Edax Rerum"

[Dantes Inferno]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

And what does this have to do with masturbation?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

It was response to a post about the sun (trying to disprove what has already be proven) made by an ignorant fool

[infinity in hell]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

And what does this have to do with masturbation?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I've read that READ THIS thread before I flame you guys, and I stopped reading at republicans. Dumb people who are afraid of change.

[Dantes Inferno]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Thanks for putting words in my mouth. True people of love don't condemn any one to a place of eternal torment. You people are domesticated terrorist, with nothing but a message of hate

[James Dewitt]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Thanks for putting words in my mouth. True people of love don't condemn any one to a place of eternal torment. You people are domesticated terrorist, with nothing but a message of hate

Dear Mr Retard we are all about love, we love Jesus and Jesus loves us. Why do you hate Jesus and your self? We do not condemn any one to hell God takes care of that for us. Now we can show you how to get right with Jesus so you will not go to hell, but I think you like knowing that you are going to spend eternity in hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Thanks for putting words in my mouth. True people of love don't condemn any one to a place of eternal torment. You people are domesticated terrorist, with nothing but a message of hate

We carry God's message, as written in The Holy Bible by God Himself. There is some hate involved (witches, queers and Godmockers, etc), and some love involved. If you don't approve of God's Divine Plan, better take it up with Him.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Thanks for putting words in my mouth. True people of love don't condemn any one to a place of eternal torment. You people are domesticated terrorist, with nothing but a message of hate

Wow! Is you middle name 'hate'? Talk about being cousin to Mr. Negativity! No wonder you are banned.

[True Disciple]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Brothers, I've discovered that the ideal solution for this little problem lies within a handy device parents can use to prevent teenage boys from touching their tallywhackers. The Lord provides!