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  • #61
    Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

    Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
    Could you please tell me WHY masturbating is wrong?
    Because it says so in the Bible. Are you calling Jesus a liar?

    Genesis Chapter 38:9-10 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled [it] on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #62
      Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

      Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
      Could you please tell me WHY masturbating is wrong?
      All True Christians(tm) know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homersexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMERSEXURAL!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #63
        Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

        It seems you have an unhealthy obsession with homosexuality. Usually when people obsess over something as much as you guys do, it means that they struggle with it themselves and are battling it. You might want to get some professional help to accept your sexuality, "Pastor".

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        • #64
          Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

          Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
          It seems you have an unhealthy obsession with homosexuality. Usually when people obsess over something as much as you guys do, it means that they struggle with it themselves and are battling it. You might want to get some professional help to accept your sexuality, "Pastor".
          So believing, following, and encouraging others to follow the Word of God is an "unhealthy obsession"?

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #65
            Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

            Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
            It seems you have an unhealthy obsession with homosexuality. Usually when people obsess over something as much as you guys do, it means that they struggle with it themselves and are battling it. You might want to get some professional help to accept your sexuality, "Pastor".
            I will have you know that I have been happily engaged to Miss Daisy Mae for the past 7 years.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #66
              Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

              And you haven't married her yet? Sounds like a cover-up to me. That or you're not keeping yourself pure until marriage, which is a big fat sin.

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              • #67
                Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

                Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                And you haven't married her yet? Sounds like a cover-up to me. That or you're not keeping yourself pure until marriage, which is a big fat sin.
                Your jealousy is an ugly thing.



                (James 3:16) "For where envying and strife is, there is confusion and every evil work."

                YiC,

                Zech
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                • #68
                  Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

                  No jealousy here. I wouldn't have you.

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                  • #69
                    Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

                    Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                    ...That or you're not keeping yourself pure until marriage, which is a big fat sin.
                    And your Scripture in support of this (as least as applies to men) is... conspicuously absent.

                    Making claims that the Bible says something it doesn't won't win you any friends here.

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                    • #70
                      Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Pal, you seem to be under the delusion that we are interested in your opinion. We are not.

                      God actually commands us to stay clear of unsaved trash like you. You're lucky we let you post here at all. Don't push your luck.

                      For a pastor you are certainly an <<<curse word removed by moderator>>>. Have you ever heard of witnessing? Christians do that. I think that is associating with "unsaved trash"

                      Matthew 4:19 quotes "And he said unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men." This means that you are supposed to convert people to Christianity.

                      People like you give Christianity a bad name and drive people away from God and Jesus.

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                      • #71
                        Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        All True Christians™ know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homersexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMERSEXURAL!
                        So you are against hygiene? I cant clean myself. I dont remember that commandment.

                        As a side note what is a HOMERSEXURAL? <<<curse word removed by moderator>>>.

                        And Christianity is not trademarked

                        When it comes down to it... all these things you say will damn someone to hell isnt the case if they are a christian. The only way to heaven in faith in Jesus Christ. not in works.
                        ephesians 2:8-9 "For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast"

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                        • #72
                          Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

                          Originally posted by MCRISBAE View Post
                          For a pastor you are certainly an <<<curse word removed by moderator>>>. Have you ever heard of witnessing? Christians do that. I think that is associating with "unsaved trash"

                          Matthew 4:19 quotes "And he said unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men." This means that you are supposed to convert people to Christianity.
                          This is precisely why our Godly Pastors decided to set up this website.

                          People like you give Christianity a bad name and drive people away from God and Jesus.
                          You'd prefer that we lure them in under false pretenses, then?



                          Originally posted by MCRISBAE View Post
                          I cant clean myself.


                          The only way to heaven in faith in Jesus Christ. not in works.
                          ephesians 2:8-9 "For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast"
                          This verse says that we are saved through God's Grace, which is a gift from God, and which results in faith. Big difference, there.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • #73
                            Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

                            Originally posted by MCRISBAE View Post
                            Matthew 4:19 quotes "And he said unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men." This means that you are supposed to convert people to Christianity.

                            People like you give Christianity a bad name and drive people away from God and Jesus.


                            Jesus didn't try to trick people into following Him. He wanted people to consider the cost before committing, and that involves letting people know what's involved beforehand, which is what we're trying to do here.


                            Lk 14:26-35
                            26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
                            27 And whosoever doth not bear his cross, and come after me, cannot be my disciple.
                            28 For which of you, intending to build a tower, sitteth not down first, and counteth the cost, whether he have sufficient to finish it?
                            29 Lest haply, after he hath laid the foundation, and is not able to finish it, all that behold it begin to mock him,
                            30 Saying, This man began to build, and was not able to finish.
                            31 Or what king, going to make war against another king, sitteth not down first, and consulteth whether he be able with ten thousand to meet him that cometh against him with twenty thousand?
                            32 Or else, while the other is yet a great way off, he sendeth an ambassage, and desireth conditions of peace.
                            33 So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple.
                            34 Salt is good: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be seasoned?
                            35 It is neither fit for the land, nor yet for the dunghill; but men cast it out. He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.
                            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                            Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                            • #74
                              Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

                              As many of you know, I recently lost my wife, Mrs. Hutchins. I have no idea where she is. Anywho, I was in downtown Landover and was in 'Christian Discount Supplies', right next to Bobby-Joes 'Blessed By Jesus Gun Shop'. Seems due to a rash of masturbation issues, they are carrying a new item. As I understand it, there is an access hole in the back. Some of the folks I talked to tell me it is suitable for framing.
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                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • #75
                                Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                This is precisely why our Godly Pastors decided to set up this website.



                                You'd prefer that we lure them in under false pretenses, then?









                                This verse says that we are saved through God's Grace, which is a gift from God, and which results in faith. Big difference, there.

                                Hi. I am from the UK, and now live in Thailand. I am raising a step son, who is 14.


                                I walked in on him a few months ago in his room and he was masturbating. I was shocked and disgusted.


                                I immediately gave him a spanking and then we prayed together for forgiveness. I explained how bad and serious masturbation was as how it was a sin. He seemed to understand.


                                However, he still masturbates, as I have seen dirty pictures in his room and soiled sheets.


                                I have taken to securing him to the bed at night, laying on his back, so he can't rub himself with his hands or on the mattress.


                                Now I have to watch him all the time, as he will sneak behind the house to pleasure himself.


                                I thought I might be better to stop it at the early stages, when he gets lustful thoughts.


                                So I now make him wear a pair of very tight and short nylon shorts, with no underwear, in the house in the daytime, so I can see if he gets an erection.


                                Sadly, he sometimes does, usually after watching TV if there are attractive women or some romantic scene. He will try to hide it, but I make him move his hands from his crotch.


                                I try to humiliate him when he is like that... and usually give him a good over the knee spanking.


                                He is so naughty sometimes that he would put his hands behind his back to block my hands spanking his buttocks and yell for me to stop.


                                I had to put a stop to his lack of respect and his constant testing of me as his new father. So I now bind his hands in front of him before the spanking so he can not do that. I also have to gag up his mouth, as we live in a very small house, which is connected to the neighbours, and I worry they will get disturbed by his cries. All this worked great for a while.


                                But the last few times he gets an erection during the spanking, so much so that he has on several occasions get damp in his shorts and on my jeans leg.


                                I am at a loss as what to do, prayer, discipline and hard work are not working.


                                I am considering a chastity device, or more strict punishment? Can you please advise me to any ideas you have, or if you think I am doing anything wrong. I pray for him daily, and don't want him to burn in hell.


                                Thank you so much.

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