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  • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

    Originally posted by LogicIsBest View Post
    This is horrible, if your wonderful bible which you worship so much tells you to let people rape your wives and that you should beat your children, the <<<improper language removed>>> your bible and <<<improper language removed>>> your God too if he wrote that
    Look, friend, you are thinking of this the wrong way.

    You see, God knows what is best for us. Think of it like a parent dealing with an ignorant child. Sometimes the parent has to make the child do something he doesn't want to do and doesn't understand the point of. The child might think the dress shirt is stiff and itchy. He might think the tie is too constrictive and the dress shoes are too tight and pinch his toes. But the parent makes him get dressed for church anyway, because the parent knows what is best for the child.

    God works the same way. God is the Ultimate Parent. We stubborn, ignorant, and fallible human children may not understand the point of it all, but God does. And God loves us so much that He is willing to hold a Divine Pistol of Love to our heads and yell "Do what I tell you to do, or I'll see to it that you are tortured for all eternity! Why? Never you mind why. Because I said so, that's why!"

    That's how much God loves you.
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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    • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

      Originally posted by LogicIsBest View Post
      ...if your wonderful bible which you worship so much tells you to let people rape your wives and that you should beat your children...
      What do you mean, "if"?

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      • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

        Originally posted by Des View Post
        God works the same way. God is the Ultimate Parent. We stubborn, ignorant, and fallible human children may not understand the point of it all, but God does. And God loves us so much that He is willing to hold a Divine Pistol of Love to our heads and yell "Do what I tell you to do, or I'll see to it that you are tortured for all eternity! Why? Never you mind why. Because I said so, that's why!"

        That's how much God loves you.
        Amen, Brother! Jesus doesn't want us to learn to argue, bicker, or try to negotiate Him down from "Eternal Damnation" to "A Mere Million Years Of Torment, Pain, And Suffering." He wants our Obedience, as this is testimony of our Love (2 John 1:6). This is Divine Tough Love, and anything less is simply coddling the child to grow into some awful Entitlement Complex. I think the Holy Bible makes it quite clear the correction of children should start as soon as the need for that correction is made manifest. Every discerning parent who has been blessed with a little child in his home realizes that his initial impression of the sweetness and the innocence of the child is in reality an illusion. A child very quickly demonstrates his fallen, depraved nature and reveals himself to be a selfish little beast in manifold ways. As soon as the child begins to express his own self-will (and this occurs early in life) that child needs to receive correction. With the help of the Holy Ghost, Mr. Etheldreda and I have so far successfully made sure that each of our children has his will broken long before he reaches the age of one year. Parents who realize the importance of reigning in their children's self-will only after they have outgrown blanket training and can out run the speed of a swinging rod may find a suitable husband via... er, spontaneous, one-sided trysts. In this way, a True Christian(tm) father can offer his daughter a chance for Salvation (1 Timothy 2:15), and thus a last chance to avoid Satan's Lair.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
          you have the GOD-given mission of not only making babies and tending the house, but you also have the honor of glorifying your husband!

          For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.
          - 1 Corinthians 11:7

          That's an important role that only a woman could fill!
          Not true...as a female with a ***rude anatomical reference to cooter removed***, I do not know this from personal experience, but I've heard that male-on-male sex is fantastic. Plus, you're forgetting that there's more than two genders...I'm sure someone who is ***a very suspicious incomprehensible word presumably related to fornication removed*** can pleasure a man just as much as a woman can! As for me, I have a girlfriend. I'm not going to be having sex with a man anytime in the foreseeablefuture

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          • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

            Originally posted by gerardwaystabme View Post
            Plus, you're forgetting that there's more than two genders

            No, Pookie, you've forgotten how to count. Male, female. One, two. Innie, outie, one, two. Two genders. Please come back once you've passed remedial homeschool math.
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

              I noticed the word ***a very suspicious incomprehensible word presumably related to fornication removed*** was removed for being "a very suspicious incomprehensible word presumably related to fornication". I just want to let you know that ***a very suspicious incomprehensible word presumably related to fornication removed*** means the person doesn't identify as male or female. There are a lot of genders mate, and anyone can be any of them, regardless of their genitalia. Someone born with a <<<rude anatomical reference>>> can be a woman, and someone born with a <<<rude anatomical reference>>> can be a man. Someone with either set of genitals can be ***a very suspicious incomprehensible word presumably related to fornication removed*** That's just how gender works.

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              • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                Is this weirdo from another planet ?!?

                How can there be more than genders? You're either a boy or a girl, it's as simple as that. What kind of junk are you boogied up on? If there is something other than boys and girls, what role do these other "genders" play in procreation?
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                  Gender does not equal genitals, and has nothing to do with procreation. I am a ***another very suspicious incomprehensible word presumably related to fornication removed*** girl, but I'm never going to have kids. One, because I have a girlfriend so it wouldn't be biologically possible, and two, because they are annoying and a lot of work. I may adopt, though, to prevent an innocent child from falling into the hands of people like you.

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                  • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                    So, you're a rug-munching lezbo bulldyke homer. Which means you are going to hell.


                    Romans 1:26-32: For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.And even as they did not like to retain God in [their] knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

                    Being a lezbean homer is just as abominable as being a limp-wristed Nancy boy.
                    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                    • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                      Originally posted by gerardwayruinedme View Post
                      but I'm never going to have kids
                      I am very glad to hear that. Now please go away and let us be in peace. God hates gays (Romans 1:26-27) or whatever weird words you are using to hide your disgusting habits.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Every father knows that daughters are completely useless. In theory they could be helpful in the household but that usually doesn't work out as planned. Daughters turn out to be whiners who are always complaining about how their head hurts after you hit them on the head with the Bible to discipline them for complaining too much. People often seem to forget that raising daughters is hard and unrewarding work.

                        1st Corinthians 11:8-9 "For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man."

                        Uninvited guests? Let them rape your daughter!
                        As always the Holy Bible has very clear guidelines for how we can use our daughters. Let's take Judges 19:22-30 for example. Here someone has invited a friend and his whore into his house and suddenly several uninvited guests arrive who want to kill the friend. The friend is probably a Christian while the uninvited guests are evil Atheists or Democrats. Of course the men of the house does the right thing and invites the uninvited guests to rape his virgin daughter: "Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing." Unfortunately you don't see this kind of hospitality anymore nowadays. People have become rude and insensitive towards the wishes of their guests.

                        If for some reason the uninvited guests are not interested in raping your virgin daughter, just show them your daughters naked body! Problem solved. Nahum 3:5-6 "Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame. "

                        Your daughter no longer a virgin? Burn her!
                        If your daughter behaves like a whore, the Bible is clear on what you have to do. An example of this would be your daughter allowing guests to rape her. You will have to burn your daughter after which she will go to Hell where she will burn for all eternity for being a whore! Genesis 38:24 "And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt."

                        Money problems? Sell your wife and daughters!
                        It is unfortunate most people nowadays ignore God's clear instructions on how to solve money problems. The economy would not have been in its present state if Obama wouldn't have forced Americans to use their houses to load insane amounts of money to pay his insanely high taxes. Taxes which are only used to fund terrorists. God's solution to money problems is very simple. Sell your daughter! Exodus 21:7 "... a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant ..." And to make the deal more interesting Matthew 18:25 makes clear that you can also sell your wife if you want. Only sell your wife if you have someone else to cook and clean for yourself though!
                        Letting one's daughter get raped is natural and normal. But I think it would be a waste to have her destroyed after being raped. Anyway she has become filth after the first rape, would it not be better if the filth is put to good use and becomes a money maker for the family. Just my 2 cents worth

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                        • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                          Yes. Religious people are crazy. Maybe you should think about leaving it? If someone has only one book (very old and very very perversed) and can't think by themselves, you should not be near them.. Doesn't matter which fucked up god they worship - Christian God, Allah, Jewish God.. The Abrahamic Religions are the worse?

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                          • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                            Originally posted by Slaughtered Lamb View Post
                            Yes. Religious people are crazy.
                            Well, hello to you as well, and to our Godly forum!

                            Maybe you should think about leaving it?
                            And face an eternity of suffering in Hell? Thanks but no thanks, dear!

                            If someone has only one book (very old and very very perversed) and can't think by themselves, you should not be near them.. Doesn't matter which piffleed up god they worship - Christian God, Allah, Jewish God.. The Abrahamic Religions are the worse?
                            I will pray for you, dear. Since you've stumbled upon this forum that means that Jesus might still want you to lean on His bosom (John 13:23).
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                              This website is trash God is against rape. Why would the God of love and mercy want someones daughter to get raped. I go to church, I read my bible, and I pray. I have battled many trials and tribulations with God's help and one thing for sure is this website is dishonoring his name you can count me done with this website.

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                              • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                                Originally posted by ScarletTheWolfGirl View Post
                                This website is trash God is against rape. Why would the God of love and mercy want someones daughter to get raped.
                                Hi sweetie, and to our Godly forum!

                                Let me stop you right, there, though. Who ever told you that God is a "God of love and mercy?"

                                Why do you think He created Hell, just for the fun of it?

                                According to the Holy Bible, God enjoys wreaking havoc:

                                Isaiah 13:9
                                Behold, the day of the Lord cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it.

                                In fact, He sometimes makes people believe wrong things just for the joy of sending them to Hell later:

                                Ezekiel 20:25-26
                                25 Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live;
                                26 And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the Lord.

                                2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
                                11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
                                12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

                                I go to church, I read my bible,
                                Well, it seems like you haven't read much yet, so keep reading, sweetie!

                                and I pray. I have battled many trials and tribulations with God's help
                                Well, He exposed you to these "trials and tribulations" in the first place - who knows, maybe He was playing over your life with the Devil just like He did with Job:

                                Job 1:8-19
                                8 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?
                                9 Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?
                                10 Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land.
                                11 But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.
                                12 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the Lord.
                                13 And there was a day when his sons and his daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house:
                                14 And there came a messenger unto Job, and said, The oxen were plowing, and the asses feeding beside them:
                                15 And the Sabeans fell upon them, and took them away; yea, they have slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
                                16 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The fire of God is fallen from heaven, and hath burned up the sheep, and the servants, and consumed them; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
                                17 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The Chaldeans made out three bands, and fell upon the camels, and have carried them away, yea, and slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
                                18 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house:
                                19 And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.


                                and one thing for sure is this website is dishonoring his name
                                We quote directly from the Holy Bible. You know, that book whicht is the only evidence of God's character.

                                How is that "dishonoring," exactly?

                                you can count me done with this website.
                                When you roast in Hell, don't say we didn't warn you, sweetie!
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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