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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14215

    #46
    Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
    1st Corinthians 11:6 For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn..
    I was just wondering whether that includes the full body wax?

    Revelation 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

    See? She won't remember a thing. Heck, even if all of your friends and family are burning in hell for all eternity, God makes you forget about it.
    Am I correct in understanding that although we will be able to watch the perpetual living torment of deceased family members in HELL, we will have no recollection of who they are?

    Your advice on these points would be appreciated.
    Thanks.
    Mitza.

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    • Fleur-de-lis
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Apr 2012
      • 161

      #47
      Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

      A baby resulting from a rape is a gift from God? When someone gives me a gift I don't want, I say "No thanks" and give it back.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14215

        #48
        Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

        Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
        A baby resulting from a rape is a gift from God? When someone gives me a gift I don't want, I say "No thanks" and give it back.
        ALL babies are a gift from God and anything that makes His bounty "unwelcome" is satanic.

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        • John Creeser
          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
           
          • Aug 2009
          • 7248

          #49
          Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
          I was just wondering whether that includes the full body wax?
          Sister Mitza,

          I would in no way suggest trying a full body wax. I am sure this method of hair removal was inspired by the catlick Spanish Inquisition, the pain is unbarable.....or so I have been told.

          I know the scripture is specifically identifying the hair on her head, but just to be safe, Abigail doesn't shave at all. I've gotten quite used to the hair on her legs.

          Am I correct in understanding that although we will be able to watch the perpetual living torment of deceased family members in HELL, we will have no recollection of who they are?
          Mitza, how could you possibly be happy in heaven knowing some of your close friends and family are burning in hell!?! What kind of God do you think we worship? So yes, scripture seems to say just that!!

          Praise His merciful ways!!

          Psalm 2:4

          Personally this is the part about sitting next to Jesus that I will look forward to the most; Jesus and I laughing at those burning in hell, think of the comradery!! (and yes, you could be very well laughing at your own friends and family but it wouldn't matter in the least).
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14215

            #50
            Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

            Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
            Sister Mitza,

            I would in no way suggest trying a full body wax. I am sure this method of hair removal was inspired by the catlick Spanish Inquisition, the pain is unbarable.....or so I have been told.

            I know the scripture is specifically identifying the hair on her head, but just to be safe, Abigail doesn't shave at all. I've gotten quite used to the hair on her legs.

            Mitza, how could you possibly be happy in heaven knowing some of your close friends and family are burning in hell!?! What kind of God do you think we worship? So yes, scripture seems to say just that!!

            Praise His merciful ways!!

            Psalm 2:4

            Personally this is the part about sitting next to Jesus that I will look forward to the most; Jesus and I laughing at those burning in hell, think of the comradery!! (and yes, you could be very well laughing at your own friends and family but it wouldn't matter in the least).
            Thank you for reassuring me. I enjoyed reading Psalm 2 and was glad to see the reason for God's Perfect Laughter in verse 5:
            Psalm 2:5 Then shall hee speake vnto them in his wrath, and vexe them in his sore displeasure.
            .

            And I'm happy to reassure you that I will not be trying a full body wax. I have noticed heathen types who seem to have undergone such a procedure and I would not wish to emulate them in any way.
            JEREMIAH 10
            2
            Thus sayeth the Lord, Learne not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signes of heauen, for the heathen are dismayed at them.
            3 For the customes of the people are vaine: for one cutteth a tree out of the forrest (the worke of the handes of the workeman) with the axe.
            4 They decke it with siluer and with golde, they fasten it with nayles, and with hammers that it mooue not.
            5 They are vpright as the palme tree, but speake not: they must needes bee borne, because they cannot goe: be not afraid of them, for they cannot doe euil, neither also is it in them to doe good.
            ©1611

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            • God loves bikers 2
              Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
              • Jun 2012
              • 10

              #51
              Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

              [QUOTE=Redeemed Papist;856696]Rape is a very bad thing.

              God tells us to kill the rapist (and often the recipient of the rape) in most circumstances.

              I do agree it's a horrible thing. It's men who can't control their hormones. About 3 yrs. ago a man who'd had a crush on me and asked me to date him, but I told him nicely he wasn't my type, ran into me at a private place. It was outside my bro's boxing gym and I was doing some late night work. Anyway he pulled me into his car and raped me. 9 months later I had a beautiful baby boy! He was truly a gift. It's sad that he doesn't know what his son looks like, nor does he want a thing to do with him! I get no child support, but I do love my son with all my heart. When times were tight I'd go with very few clothes just so he could have what he wanted. Rapists are monsters, but God sent me a gift that has changed my life!

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22355

                #52
                Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

                Originally posted by God loves bikers 2 View Post
                About 3 yrs. ago a man who'd had a crush on me and asked me to date him, but I told him nicely he wasn't my type, ran into me at a private place. It was outside my bro's boxing gym and I was doing some late night work. Anyway he pulled me into his car and raped me.
                I hope you did the right thing by marrying the poor innocent man you seduced?

                Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #53
                  Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

                  Originally posted by God loves bikers 2 View Post
                  God sent me a gift that has changed my life!
                  Perhaps you'll show your gratitude for God's wonderful gift, and devote your life to serving Him. You could drop your child off at the local fire station or hospital, and then go and spend the rest of your life doing God's work unencumbered by such a burden.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • GordiPordi
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jul 2012
                    • 27

                    #54
                    Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

                    Okay, as a person who was nearly raped. I was wearing a baggy hoodie that belonged to my boyfriend at that time, baggy jeans, and converse with my hair pulled back and no make-up, so in general I was NOT dressing or looking like a whore, and before you accuse me of trying to arouse him or anything, we were cuddling. I had my head on his chest and we were watching X-Men. And if he had gone through with it and gotten me pregnant, there was no chance in hell I would keep that child, I'm too young and have a future ahead of me, I woudn't want a constant reminder of being raped which would be even more devastating and traumatic emotionally than just nearly being raped. And I wouldn't marry the sick and twisted man that did that! Hell, my dad already didn't like him, my dad would've killed him. And if you're wondering why he stopped, he heard my mom coming back in from getting food and didn't want to be caught.
                    Teaching how to love everyone.

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #55
                      Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

                      And if you weren't alone in the room with him acting like a wanton slut maybe he wouldn't have thought you'd put out for him.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • GordiPordi
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 27

                        #56
                        Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

                        Please tell me how cuddling with your boyfriend and watching a movie with him is acting like a wanton slut. Yeah, that's right it's not, stop encouraging rape by blaming victims instead of the rapists.
                        Teaching how to love everyone.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #57
                          Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

                          Originally posted by GordiPordi View Post
                          Please tell me how cuddling with your boyfriend and watching a movie with him is acting like a wanton slut. Yeah, that's right it's not, stop encouraging rape by blaming victims instead of the rapists.
                          I don't think anyone here is blaming the victim: I think they are blaming YOU and other sluts who can't keep their knees together.

                          Yours in Christ,

                          Z. Smyth
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                          • GordiPordi
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jul 2012
                            • 27

                            #58
                            Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

                            First off I'm a virgin, and can be tested by that. Second off, IT'S NOT CONSENSUAL, PEOPLE ARE SPREADING THEIR LEGS BY MEN WHO ARE FORCING THEM APART TO THE POINT WHERE THE OTHER IS SCREAMING AND CRYING, BEGGING FOR THEM TO STOP AS THE MAN FORCES HIMSELF INTO HER, DAMAGING HER EMOTIONALLY, AND SOMETIMES PHYSICALLY! Stop your damn victim blaming.
                            Teaching how to love everyone.

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #59
                              Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

                              Again, I am not blaming the victim. Imagine if you had been successful in your seduction of that poor boy? He would've had to marry you, AND PAY YOUR FATHER!!!
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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10049

                                #60
                                Re: PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD!!

                                Originally posted by GordiPordi View Post
                                First off I'm a virgin, and can be tested by that. Second off, IT'S NOT CONSENSUAL, PEOPLE ARE SPREADING THEIR LEGS BY MEN WHO ARE FORCING THEM APART TO THE POINT WHERE THE OTHER IS SCREAMING AND CRYING, BEGGING FOR THEM TO STOP AS THE MAN FORCES HIMSELF INTO HER, DAMAGING HER EMOTIONALLY, AND SOMETIMES PHYSICALLY! Stop your damn victim blaming.
                                OK, wow, that was a very gratuitous and unnecessarily graphic description of the rape act. Are you one of those "slash fiction" authors who gets off on posting rape porn on the Internet?

                                Well I guess I wouldn't know one way or the other, because you haven't introduced yourself in The Introduction Forum like you're supposed to.

                                Please go there and start a thread telling us how you came to know Jesus, what your favorite Bible verse is, where you go to church, and how many times your husband has filled your womb with babies.

                                Thank you.
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