I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

You've all heard Brother Trent whine about his so-called post-tramatic-stress-disorder. Well, I have the real thing. Today, while waiting for my driver to fill up at the gas station, I overheard a shocking conversation between a father and child. It went like this:

"Daddy, why are those two men holding hands?"

"Because they love each other, like me and your Mommy do"

"Oh. Can we get ice cream?"

UNBELIEVABLE! I was constantly scanning, head-on-a-swivel, trying to spot the perverts, but they must have already made their getaway - these homos were engaging in the origional meaning of hit-and-run, rather than their usual. Maybe they used the back door, nothing new to them. Anyway, but then I had remembered that I'm not in Utah, where you can have gays arrested for holding hands.

I don't even know what I did next, the rest of the day was just a blur. I don't want to sleep, I know I'll have nightmares. WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!

[shy Rita]

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Oh that's just SICK. I'd say so much more, but i'm going to leave it at: I'm going to go pray now.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Jeb,

I am sorry you and your driver Carlos have been subjected to this kind of outrageous behavior. Carlos has always seemed like a nice young man, and polite in the way he carries your luggage. Both of you really deserve better than this.

The rest of this should take Jeb's story has a warning. If it can happen in his REAL American state, it can certainly happen in yours. The radical gay agenda is out to destroy traditional family values and they will stop at nothing to do it.

[shy Rita]

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Jeb,

I am sorry you and your driver Carlos have been subjected to this kind of outrageous behavior. Carlos has always seemed like a nice young man, and polite in the way he carries your luggage. Both of you really deserve better than this.

The rest of this should take Jeb's story has a warning. If it can happen in his REAL American state, it can certainly happen in yours. The radical gay agenda is out to destroy traditional family values and they will stop at nothing to do it.

I've seen it happen. There's a reason I walk around with my headphones anymore- I don't have to hear things that make me sick.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I'm more appalled at the lack of instruction given to the kid than at the faggots existing at all.

What is the father thinking just leaving it at that. If my kids saw a faggot we'd be on our knees praying and going over the relevant Bible verses to reinforce their revulsion for the back door pokers.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Oh Brother Thurmond, you poor thing! This must be what it's like to grow up in war ravaged countries.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Jeb,

I am sorry you and your driver Carlos have been subjected to this kind of outrageous behavior. Carlos has always seemed like a nice young man, and polite in the way he carries your luggage. Both of you really deserve better than this.

Carlos? Oh, he hasn't been driving me for a while. He was getting uppity with all his "but that's a disabled parking space" and "but red means stop" yadda yadda. So I called the INS on him. New driver is called Pedro or something.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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What kind of sick bastard tells his SON that two weirdos holding hands is OK? That child should be immediately removed from that dangerous situation and placed in a True Christian(tm) foster home so he'll grow up normally.

YiC,

Zech

P.S. Hey Jeb, I hope you got a reward for turning in Carlos.
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[tyler the earthworm]

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You people are just weird they are just two people just like us and deserve the same rights as you or anybody does regardless of what you or your bibal says come on people we are in the 21s century, and by the way people have been doing that for cenrurys long befor your bibel was even maide











blessed be

[Redeemed Papist]

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You people are just weird they are just two people just like us and deserve the same rights as you or anybody does regardless of what you or your bibal says come on people we are in the 21s century, and by the way people have been doing that for cenrurys long befor your bibel was even maide

They have exactly the same rights as me. God would burn me forever, too, if I broke His laws.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You people are just weird they are just two people just like us and deserve the same rights as you or anybody does regardless of what you or your bibal says come on people we are in the 21s century, and by the way people have been doing that for cenrurys long befor your bibel was even maide

Really? please name an historical culture were effeminate behavior was considered acceptable in adult men. I hope you are not going to push some nonsense about period pagans being into hugs and kisses in the face of stories like Beowulf.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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blessed be

Listen, punk: I know what "blessed be" means. It's WITCHCRAFTS! This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Sister Sook]

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They were probably trying to get a rise out of everyone around them. Most homosexuals get quite a bit of satisfaction from it. I believe that one of the main causes for homosexuals- children rebelling and trying to get the disciplinary attention they deserve and need.

[tyler the earthworm]

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Really? please name an historical culture were effeminate behavior was considered acceptable in adult men. I hope you are not going to push some nonsense about period pagans being into hugs and kisses in the face of stories like Beowulf.

The gyptians had orgies that had man on man and femal on femal, and pharaohs Akhenaten was bi, also manny of the Romans were gay or bi.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

The gyptians had orgies that had man on man and femal on femal, and pharaohs Akhenaten was bi, also manny of the Romans were gay or bi.

And they are all dead and in Hell like all queers

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them

Think about it.

YIC
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