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  • Fleur-de-lis
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2012
    • 161

    #121
    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
    No, but women to have a tendency to be lippy. My wife learned early on to keep her mouth shut, to keep a tidy house, to have dinner ready when it's supposed to be ready, and to give me sons instead of daughters. I've hardly so much as had to raised a hand to her in over seven years. An icy glare does the trick these days.
    So she cooks your meals, washes your clothes, cleans your house, and bears your children. What do you do for HER?

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    • Jedediah
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Fisher of Men
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2010
      • 6824

      #122
      Re: I think God gave me a baby.

      Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
      So she cooks your meals, washes your clothes, cleans your house, and bears your children. What do you do for HER?
      I keep her pregnant. It's her ticket to Salvation™.

      I Timothy 2:14-15
      And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
      Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

      It sounds like you could use a True Christian™ man in your life. I suspect you'd be far less sass-mouthed with someone like me to rule over you. It's just the way God created us.

      Genesis 3:16
      Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #123
        Re: I think God gave me a baby.

        Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
        So she cooks your meals, washes your clothes, cleans your house, and bears your children. What do you do for HER?
        He earns a living, gives her an allowance, and keeps a roof over her head and clothes on her back and food in her belly.

        I suppose those don't count for anything, eh? Of course, she'd have no meals to cook, no clothes to wash, no house to clean, and no food for her bastard children without Brother Jebediah. She'd be a homeless whore selling handjobs for crack.

        I guess that's what you call "women's liberation", right?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #124
          Re: I think God gave me a baby.

          Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
          So she cooks your meals, washes your clothes, cleans your house, and bears your children. What do you do for HER?
          Does anyone even understand why women bother speaking sometimes? They simply tangle up their emotions and confuse them with thoughts. That she even thinks this question is worth asking is proof that she needs a man - a real man - in her life to instruct her on how to behave in ways that please Jesus. They just can't do it alone.
          1 Timothy 2:9-15
          9In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; 10But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. 11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 13For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

          What's the betting that this man-hater rants at God's wisdom rather than simply admitting she is wrong and hateful in the eyes of the Lord.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Mrs. Naomi Portway
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2012
            • 123

            #125
            Re: I think God gave me a baby.

            Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
            So she cooks your meals, washes your clothes, cleans your house, and bears your children. What do you do for HER?
            Miss Fleur de Lis, Aaron wanted me to say that you should keep you stupid bulldike nose out of my business and that what would a liberal lezbo know or care about being a Christian wife anyways.

            And the thing with the runt was my fault. I should have just used the pitchfork from outside the pen like Aaron said. My knee is still swollen and its a good reminder that I need to listen to Aaron if I know what's good for me.
            Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

            "Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

            Pat Robertson

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            • Fleur-de-lis
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Apr 2012
              • 161

              #126
              Re: I think God gave me a baby.

              Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
              I keep her pregnant. It's her ticket to Salvation™.
              Back to back pregnancies aren't healthy for a woman. Her body needs time to recover. You're not "saving" her, only shortening her lifespan.

              It sounds like you could use a True Christian™ man in your life. I suspect you'd be far less sass-mouthed with someone like me to rule over you. It's just the way God created us.
              I have men in my life, and a TC man wouldn't last five minutes in my house before I booted his arse out the door.
              And God didn't create me, my parents did.

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              • Fleur-de-lis
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Apr 2012
                • 161

                #127
                Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                He earns a living, gives her an allowance, and keeps a roof over her head and clothes on her back and food in her belly.

                I suppose those don't count for anything, eh? Of course, she'd have no meals to cook, no clothes to wash, no house to clean, and no food for her bastard children without Brother Jebediah. She'd be a homeless whore selling handjobs for crack.

                I guess that's what you call "women's liberation", right?
                A woman is perfectly capable of earning her own living, keeping a roof over her own head, clothes on her own back, food in her own belly, and she needn't rent her body out on a street corner to do so.

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                • Fleur-de-lis
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 161

                  #128
                  Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway View Post
                  Miss Fleur de Lis, Aaron wanted me to say that you should keep you stupid bulldike nose out of my business and that what would a liberal lezbo know or care about being a Christian wife anyways.

                  And the thing with the runt was my fault. I should have just used the pitchfork from outside the pen like Aaron said. My knee is still swollen and its a good reminder that I need to listen to Aaron if I know what's good for me.
                  Typical abuser behavior - convince the victim that it was her fault. Your 'husband" is nothing more than a common thug.

                  Oh, and by the way, it's bull dyke, not bulldike. If you're going to call people names, at least spell them correctly.

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #129
                    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                    Just flipped through this thread and I can't beleive how abusive and nasty the unsaved trash are regarding such a beautiful occasion!

                    Sister Portway, I pray that God blesses you with a Godly boy!

                    To the rest of you unsaved trash, what nasty beasts you are Is this how you would like people to treat you? To say such nasty things to you?

                    Well that's my 30 minutes. Praise be Sister, may it be a pregnancy worthy of GOD.
                    Drama queen

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #130
                      Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                      Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
                      A woman is perfectly capable of earning her own living, keeping a roof over her own head, clothes on her own back, food in her own belly, and she needn't rent her body out on a street corner to do so.
                      But why should she have to, when she can bear children and focus her energies on raising up the next generation?

                      What happens to the children when nobody stays home with them to take care of them? You think they should be "latchkey kids"? Or left to pedophilic babysitters?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Mrs. Naomi Portway
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 123

                        #131
                        Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                        Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
                        Back to back pregnancies aren't healthy for a woman. Her body needs time to recover. You're not "saving" her, only shortening her lifespan.
                        Whats a back pregnancy? I thought all babies were in your stomach.
                        Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

                        "Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

                        Pat Robertson

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #132
                          Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                          Originally posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway View Post
                          Whats a back pregnancy? I thought all babies were in your stomach.
                          As you can see Sister Naomi, Fleur-de-lis has been banned. You are to be commended for your sharp eye though.

                          Back pregnancies are a fantasy of queers who hope to squeeze Christ's soldiers out of their anus.

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                          • Mrs. Naomi Portway
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2012
                            • 123

                            #133
                            Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                            As you can see Sister Naomi, Fleur-de-lis has been banned. You are to be commended for your sharp eye though.

                            Back pregnancies are a fantasy of queers who hope to squeeze Christ's soldiers out of their anus.
                            Oh.

                            I kinda thought that might be it, but I didn't want to say anything that gross.
                            Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

                            "Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

                            Pat Robertson

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #134
                              Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway View Post
                              Oh.

                              I kinda thought that might be it, but I didn't want to say anything that gross.
                              Nothing is gross in Christ's world my Sister; there is only truth.

                              Would a queer burning in hell for guiding a bloddied penis in his mouth be gross or truth?

                              Christ would say it is truth, not gross.

                              Christ would then bless you and ask you for a blow-job; then tell you He loves you.

                              Peace be with you Sister.

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                              • juliet
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 47

                                #135
                                Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                                Dear Mrs Portway, congratulations! don't worry about belly pain, it is only temporary and tends to diminish when you proceed with pregnancies.

                                I myself am Pregnant of 2 twins (Andrew and Martin) to be delivered in august, and are already a proud mother of Daniel (5), Adam (4), Elizabeth (3) and Jacob (2).

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