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  • #16
    Re: Clopping the newest perversion from My Little Pony.

    Originally posted by IReallyLikeSatan View Post
    America, right? What happened to democracy?
    WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM OF SPEECH, OR FREEDOM OF RELIGION???

    OK, I'm done yelling, but you made me really mad.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #17
      Re: Clopping the newest perversion from My Little Pony.

      Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
      Dear Brother,

      He thinks he's being clever -- "TimCrider" is an anagram for "Dirt Crime," which is of course Sodomy.
      That's just typical of the 'so called' Atheist Radical Sodomy Enforcers (if they even exist!) to try to use clever word play and painfully obvious subliminal messages carefully hidden by a smoke screen of the blatant PR campaign that is only too much of a cliche these, days I expect

      My Nephew can read and the last thing I need to be doing is to be explaining why, (oh why) do certain 'types' of men get together (not in fellowship to Christ) but in stinking, foetid, urine stained public toilets used only by 'their kind' who like nothing more than to sidle up to a young, bronzed skinned, healthy (if callow), blue eyed yonng youth who has only popped in to use the facilities to answer a call of nature.

      Little does this hypothetical (but very real in platonic sense) vibrant young youth, with his future totally in his supple yet strong hands know about the kind of degraded, drooling urine soaked sexual predator, with hands gnarled into the shape of fists as he seethes in rage at the very IDEA that the shining example of the young, definitly heterosexual, classical ideal of masculinity has not had his firm, muscular bottom defiled by the giggling freak's frayed, flayed and faunched flesh-pike.

      It takes a lot of persuasion to make sure my Nephew does not go telling his mum what he has read on this site as a direct result of God mockers' and their damn subliminal messages: I'm not made of bloody money.

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #18
        Re: Clopping the newest perversion from My Little Pony.

        Originally posted by IReallyLikeSatan View Post
        Wow. Just, wow.
        Ever heard of fan art?
        You call that art? Where's the inspiration? Where's the beauty?

        This... is ART!





        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #19
          Re: Clopping the newest perversion from My Little Pony.

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post

          Children are encouraged to masturbate to this cartoon regularly.



          I'm glad you told me we weren't supposed to masturbate to that.

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          • #20
            Re: Clopping the newest perversion from My Little Pony.

            Originally posted by Godfly View Post
            I hesitate to post this link outside the men's only forum, but I must trust the good women of LBC to not click on the link. For the men, the material is shocking, adults only, and should not be viewed on a full stomach.



            I hope everyone knows the sacrifices True Christian men make every day to find and expose this filth on the interweb.
            Sometimes, I accidentally click on the Men's Forum and read what the men folk say. But don't worry, when I post I keep my eyes closed and pray for guidance and then forgiveness.

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            • #21
              Re: Clopping the newest perversion from My Little Pony.

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              I'm glad you told me we weren't supposed to masturbate to that.
              What's that round thing near their heads?

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              • #22
                Re: Clopping the newest perversion from My Little Pony.

                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                What's that round thing near their heads?
                Perspective.

                It is what I believe is called the 'money shot'.

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • #23
                  Re: Clopping the newest perversion from My Little Pony.

                  Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                  Perspective.

                  It is what I believe is called the 'money shot'.

                  YIC
                  Oh, you mean it's in front of their heads, yes I see it must be quite hot then. Something's lighting up the head [stage right] (the one with apples). A glow? And why is it wearing apples?

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                  • #24
                    Re: Clopping the newest perversion from My Little Pony.

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    Oh, you mean it's in front of their heads, yes I see it must be quite hot then.
                    Sister, I believe he's suggesting it's on the camera lens.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Clopping the newest perversion from My Little Pony.

                      Originally posted by IReallyLikeSatan View Post
                      Ever heard of fan art?
                      No. If art was relevant, there would be pictures in the Holy Bible. Only gays and girls care about art.

                      2 Corinthians 10:5 "Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;"
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #26
                        Re: Clop or Clopping: The newest perversion from My Little Pony.

                        I hope I can shed some light on the subject.
                        The orb is the moon. Kinda obvious, given the black sky and the stars.
                        She is not wearing apples. It is her Cutie Mark. She lives and works on an apple orchard.
                        Nobody enjoys cloppers. Even Bronies think they are disgusting perverts. We do not have to like them. All we can do is love and tolerate them as with all of God's creation.
                        Unfortunately, it is something referred to as "Rule 34 of the Internet". Additionally, Rule 51 applies here too.
                        To anyone who doesn't know:

                        "Rule 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
                        Rule 51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions."

                        Strangely enough, Rule 34 also has a relevant subcategory.

                        "Rule 34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions."

                        This is because about 25% of the non-clopping fanbase are "trolls." In other words, they are not true fans of the show. They simply use it as a means of pissing people off. They "ponify" everything, from Doctor Hooves to DJ Pon-3.
                        Of course, all other trolls are completely against the show. They are known as "parasprites." In the show, they are these VERY bothersome creatures that multiply like crazy and eat everything in sight.

                        If anyone would like the perspective of a brony, or have any questions about why I enjoy the show, why some people take it too far, why bow-ties are cool, etc., feel free to ask.
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • #27
                          Re: Clop or Clopping: The newest perversion from My Little Pony.

                          Friend, we are not interested one bit about the 4chan mantra. We only care what God had written in the KJV. Please post the relevant verse. If none exists, that is because God hates it and it should be eliminated.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Clop or Clopping: The newest perversion from My Little Pony.

                            Originally posted by WakeUpAmerica View Post
                            cool, etc., feel free to ask.
                            I don't watch television.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Clop or Clopping: The newest perversion from My Little Pony.

                              Originally posted by WakeUpAmerica View Post
                              I AM COOL BECAUSE I POST AT 4CHAN, LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!!
                              To repeat what the other posters said, this forum is about Christianity. No one gives a shit about some narcissistic internet community like 4Chan beyond how 4Chan furthers the gay agenda with homoerotic rubbish like this Broney nonsense.

                              Here is a clue kid; you want cute and a reason to love. Stop living on the internet and get married, have kids like Jesus wants you to.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Clop or Clopping: The newest perversion from My Little Pony.

                                Originally posted by WakeUpAmerica View Post
                                I hope I can shed some light on the subject.
                                The orb is the moon. Kinda obvious, given the black sky and the stars.
                                She is not wearing apples. It is her Cutie Mark. She lives and works on an apple orchard.
                                Nobody enjoys cloppers. Even Bronies think they are disgusting perverts. We do not have to like them. All we can do is love and tolerate them as with all of God's creation.
                                Unfortunately, it is something referred to as "Rule 34 of the Internet". Additionally, Rule 51 applies here too.
                                To anyone who doesn't know:

                                "Rule 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
                                Rule 51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions."

                                Strangely enough, Rule 34 also has a relevant subcategory.

                                "Rule 34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions."

                                This is because about 25% of the non-clopping fanbase are "trolls." In other words, they are not true fans of the show. They simply use it as a means of pissing people off. They "ponify" everything, from Doctor Hooves to DJ Pon-3.
                                Of course, all other trolls are completely against the show. They are known as "parasprites." In the show, they are these VERY bothersome creatures that multiply like crazy and eat everything in sight.

                                If anyone would like the perspective of a brony, or have any questions about why I enjoy the show, why some people take it too far, why bow-ties are cool, etc., feel free to ask.
                                And does a single one of them follow Jesus? No!
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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