Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Ok, so there are a lot of people here who believe a lot of different things.....and a lot of wackos here who are nutty bible thumpers. Just curious where everyone falls on the belief scale? Well, I know about the TC's already...I was more wondering about the actual sane people here.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Of course I chose the option that I AM a Goddess....lol..... because you can't exactly prove otherwise, can you?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

because you can't exactly prove otherwise, can you?

Now that sounds like a dare....

I'll play along for a now (by side-stepping the obvious blasphemy spewing out of your mouth) and start of with a question:

How does one define a god/godess?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Praise Jesus I for one am glad you asked this question. I want the world to know that I am 100%, no, 1,000% convinced that God Almighty is as real as real can be. I'm so convinced that He exists that I don't have any insurance policies of any kind. I'm so sure He exists that I don't look both ways before crossing the street. I'm so certain of His reality that I have dedicated my entire life to serving Him, worshiping Him, praising Him, and dragging everyone I can into His loving embrace.

Anyone who doubts God's existence is a fool, plain and simple.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

I almost clicked the last option by accident. May The Lord forgive me.

This poll should really be called "are you of the first option, or are you a cynical hating bastard lying murdering retard that likes to hurt other people and Baby Jesus.



But I guess that would have been too long.

There's no in between folks! You either accept Jesus (and his blood, lambs, and what have you) or you don't. That's why it's called FAITH and not "ooh, how am I feeling about this today" after you heard about a Tsunami or after your toe nail has grown in. Faith is DIGITAL: you either have it, or you don't.

So either it's option one (Praise!), or you will get to meet the reproductive organ of the most evil of creatures, also casually known as SATAN.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Of course I chose the option that I AM a Goddess....lol..... because you can't exactly prove otherwise, can you?

Perform a miracle. Make yourself less of a hate-filled hag.

Anyway, I know with certainty that God exists. His Word, the Bible, says so.

[GAY_Tool]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

I'm definately a atheist, i have a brain.



while where at it these people have one too
and these, this bunch of sane people believe there is no god too.

So you lot are pretty outnumbered by us 'gays' and 'heathens' you say your surrounded by who have realised there is no god.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

I'm definately a atheist, i have a brain.



while where at it these people have one too
and these, this bunch of sane people believe there is no god too.

So you lot are pretty outnumbered by us 'gays' and 'heathens' you say your surrounded by who have realised there is no god.

Then Jesus has been proved right, yet again:

Matt. 7:13-14: Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

I'm definately a atheist, i have a brain.



while where at it these people have one too
and these, this bunch of sane people believe there is no god too.

So you lot are pretty outnumbered by us 'gays' and 'heathens' you say your surrounded by who have realised there is no god.

Do you really think we want to visit your satanic links? We have no interest in your study of sodomy and butt piratation. You really do make me sick!

I'm definately a atheist, i have a brain.

With such a large brain shouldnt you be able to figure out spelling and capitalization?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Of course I chose the option that I AM a Godless....

Typo corrected.

I see there is no option for "I believe in the One True Three-faced God who created sin and evil and then sacrificed Himself to Himself out of Love so He could give Himself permission to change His covenant so He would not have to eternally torture people for sinning".

Perhaps a moderator can add it?

I voted 100% theist, because it was the closest to the truth.

I'm definately a atheist, i have a brain.

So does my dog. What's your point?

So you lot are pretty outnumbered by us 'gays' and 'heathens' you say your surrounded by who have realised there is no god.

Really?

Not even you Brits have fully abandoned God.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Ukdemographicsreligion.PNG

Christian 42,079,000 71.6%
Muslim 1,591,000 2.7%
Hindu 559,000 1.0%
Sikh 336,000 0.6%
Jewish 267,000 0.5%
Buddhist 152,000 0.3%
Other religion 179,000 0.3%
Not stated 4,289,000 7.3%
No religion 9,104,000 15.5%
Total religious 45,163,000 76.8%

Looks like you God-hating gits are the ones "surrounded".

[Bob4God]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Of course I logged myself as 100 percent certain that my divine Creator and LORD exists up in Heaven and is watching all of this going right this very moment!

All the other choices are nonsense and blasphemy. We might as well change them all to "I have chosen to spit in the precious, gentle face of JESUS CHRIST and go to a literal lake of fire where I will be tortured and raped by demons and Lucifer himself for all of conceivable eternity and beyond!"

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

I'd have to say I am 2,000% certain God exists. It is better to describe me as an "a-atheist" (someone who believes atheist don't exist) than a theist.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

I'm definately a atheist, i have a brain. while where at it these people have one too and these, this bunch of sane people believe there is no god too.

So you lot are pretty outnumbered by us 'gays' and 'heathens' you say your surrounded by who have realised there is no god.

I'd be more inclined to believe you had a brain and used it if you knew that:

(i) this is how "definitely" is spelled
(i) "an" precedes a word commencing with a vowel
(ii) "I" is always capitalized
(iii) "where at it" is not a phrase applicable in this sentence
(iv) God is always capitalized.
(v) "Pretty" is an adjective and as such should not be used to qualify a verb; I think you mean, "pretty much"
(vi) "your" is a possessive adjective, I think you mean "you're" which means, "You are"
(vii) "by who have", surely should be "by those who have"

I assume that you have been learning American for some time but have never bothered to listen.

Now listen to the Word of Jesus and, like me, you will have no doubts as to God's existence.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Ok, so there are a lot of people here who believe a lot of different things.....and a lot of wackos here who are nutty bible thumpers. Just curious where everyone falls on the belief scale? Well, I know about the TC's already...I was more wondering about the actual sane people here.

Thanks for causing even more trouble, Ms VanHellthing. I am afraid I may have tarnished my soul by clicking on the wrong button. Is there some way to retract my vote?

[Khakihara]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

I'd be more inclined to believe you had a brain and used it if you knew that:

(i) this is how "definitely" is spelled
(i) "an" precedes a word commencing with a vowel
(ii) "I" is always capitalized
(iii) "where at it" is not a phrase applicable in this sentence
(iv) God is always capitalized.
(v) "Pretty" is an adjective and as such should not be used to qualify a verb; I think you mean, "pretty much"
(vi) "your" is a possessive adjective, I think you mean "you're" which means, "You are"
(vii) "by who have", surely should be "by those who have"

I assume that you have been learning American for some time but have never bothered to listen.

Now listen to the Word of Jesus and, like me, you will have no doubts as to God's existence.

1. God does not always have to be capitalized if the person does not believe in said god.
2. "American" Is not a language, it happens to be a nationality. I believe you're referring to the "English" language.