[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

I don't know the guy, i don't own nothing to a dead man.

A.) He's not dead. He got better.

B.) He developed and executed a plan to save your sorry soul, and expects full payment for His troubles (fear and obedience, Ecclesiastes 12:13). If you refuse to comply, He has the right to torture you for all eternity.
So in fact, you owe Him your life.

[Esther B.]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

I don't give a piffle about Jesus. I don't know the guy, i don't own nothing to a dead man.

Then I hope you're looking forward to spending an eternity in Hell while Jesus and the True Christians™ laugh at you from Heaven.

[Roland]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

You are right, America need a lot of improvement. The ban on guns is one example. [...]

Why dou you want a ban on guns? Do you enjoy seeing innocent people suffer from violence of (armed) attackers because they couldn´t defend themselves?

Criminals won´t be bothered by a ban. Not in the US and not in my country (where we actually have a ban to carry guns).

[cristaosburros]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

All your arguments are strong there is no point for me to answer.
And for strong I mean bad and stupid.
You can all give me a call from heaven when you are there. I'll be in hell waiting.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

Gay people are not the problem, people dumb like you are.

Number of gays molesting children = too numerous to count

Number of devout Christians molesting children = zero


CASE CLOSED

[Roland]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

All your arguments are strong there is no point for me to answer.
And for strong I mean bad and stupid.

What kind of argument is this? ¨Your´e all stupid and I´m better?¨

Man up and answer the questions!

Feel free to start with my question a few posts back:

¨Why dou you want a ban on guns? Do you enjoy seeing innocent people suffer from violence of (armed) attackers because they couldn´t defend themselves?¨

[Didymus Much]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

All your arguments are strong there is no point for me to answer.
And for strong I mean bad and stupid...

Well, you've convinced me.

/sarcasm

Now do everyone a favour, go read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallacy, and stop doing that.

[arthur frayn]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

You realize that the man on the car doesn't have a driving wheel and the car is on left side of the road so the driver is on the other seat. That means this was taken in a country where they drive on the other side, probably in the UK.
For what I have seen on this forum I want to congratulate you Cranky Old Man, you are one of the most dumb people on the planet,

Get it right, its not 'the other side' its 'the wrong side'. And it doesnt matter where in the world it is.

We do things the right way here!

art

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

Hitler would be proud:

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

An URGENT UPDATE.

God has had it with these tallywhacker proxies. Jesus has definitely decided He's had enough of this. In Godless sheep-molesting Wales, the country of the Snowdon, Llan-prefixed desolate villages and hanner o kilo o gig moch a man was annihilated by God because of carrying one of these masturbatory devices!

Two men died and two were injured on the mountain range in Powys, Mid Wales, after separate lightning bolts in several parts of the park.
Sources close to the rescue said one of the dead men had been carrying a metal selfie stick, which may have attracted an electrical strike.
It emerged on Monday that one of the victims was leading children on a Duke of Edinburgh awards scheme.
The man, who was in his 50s, is thought to have been a Duke Of Edinburgh (DofE) Award assessor. The second fatality was a male walker who was walking up the Cribyn peak when he was caught in the storm.

God is nothing if not economical. He took care of two things SIMULTANEOUSLY. He showed the world what He thinks of selfie sticks AND how He deals with people associating with 'leading children to the Duke of Edithburgh', a clear euphemism for underage sodomy.



Psalms 144:6
Cast forth lightning, and scatter them: shoot out thine arrows, and destroy them.

Our elderly Brother was - as always - correct all the time. Sinners! Repent now and discard these rectal devices NOW!






Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Brother Tobias]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

Praise the LORD

God has spoken and Sent his divine light to punish the wicked and those obsessed with sodomy.
Job 36:32
With clouds he covereth the light; and commandeth it not to shine by the cloud that cometh betwixt.


This is a clear indication that the sticks must be burned in a great bonfire.

In Christ

Tobias

[Titus Templeton]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

I've heard there are woman who make selfies during their abortion.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

Brother Professor Dr White, sir, I think your information on these awards may be a little out of date.

It emerged on Monday that one of the victims was leading children on a Duke of Edinburgh awards scheme.

The "Duke" of Εδιμβούργου, as it is written in his language, is now about 106 years old, so underage sodomy is but a fond memory for him. Nowadays these awards are given for casual racism and foul-mouthed outbursts in public. I suppose we can count this an improvement, even though strong language is never welcome, as Ephesians 4:29 tells us.

I dare say when the thunderbolts struck, these Welshers let rip with some choice expressions in their strangely vowel-free language.

[Samuel Hubbard]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

I've heard there are woman who make selfies during their abortion.

This is disgusting on so many levels, Brother. First these women are murdering their gifts from God, and on top of it they have the guts to photograph themselves doing so. Why would they want to take a picture of themselves at the moment that they're condemning themselves to Hell? Revelation 21:8

[WickedWitch]

Re: The "selfie stick" so EVERYONE can see you masturbate...

You know, I'm not a huge fan of selfie sticks (nor selfies, really) because to me they symbolise the extreme narcissism of our Western society and all the immature traits that I wish we would evolve beyond, but sometimes, juuuust sometimes, they save lives. So maybe they aren't completely horrible.