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Blessed birthday, Brother. Abigail has baked you a peach pie and I have a leaf blower for you!!
...the one I borrowed 3 years ago....sorry about that.
...the one I borrowed 3 years ago....sorry about that.
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-Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
-DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!
-FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
-There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
-Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
-Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
-WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!
STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday Levi Jones!!!
While it saddens me to see my Brethren forced to spend any more days on this spoild earth, I'm sure we'll have good tidings soon. Jesus will appear once more and release us from our mortal chains and deliver us into Heavenly JOY!
The times are bad...
Ezekiel 7:23
Make a chain: for the land is full of bloody crimes, and the city is full of violence.
...but men like you keep on fighting for Jesus. Glory!
Happy Birthday! Next one we'll celebrate in the eternal banquet hosted by Jesus.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Happy Birthday Levi Jones!!!
Happy birthday, Brother Levi! I'll be eating a cake today in your honor. May you have another year filled with Joy and Love from the Lord if it is in His Plan.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: Happy Birthday Levi Jones!!!
Brother Levi, the warmest of wishes for you on the day God decided to give you life. You are a patient man to go so many years, waiting to sit on the right Hand of God.
I trust your ministering of the unwanted Children of Syria(tm) is going well and the kids are warming up to you? Hurry home, my wife, Mrs. Hutchins wants to give you a slice of birthday pie. Something about your whipped cream is to die for.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday Levi Jones!!!
Sir Levi Jones, Happy Birthday to You.
I wanna send You some Finnish delicacies for birthday, my wife baked these pies.
It is a tradition in Finland that the baker makes these look and taste a bit personal.PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
Revelation 21:8
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Come to think of it, I haven't seen Pastor Levi since I sent him to Yemen to handle some delicate negotiations on opening a Landover Baptist cathedral on the site of an ancient mosque we picked up for a song....That was months ago.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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My dearest Brother Levi,
Wherever you are, I hope you are enjoying the birthday cake I've sent you via prayer.
Happy Birthday!
God created fossils to test our faith.
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True Christian™ Love.
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Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Blessed Birthday to you, Brother in Christ. I can't wait to hear about the Saved Yemeni souls when you return.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Happy Birthday! I'm sure the Lord is pleased with you and will call you Home soon!"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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Happy Birthday!And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday Levi Jones!!!
Just in appreciation of your hard work.
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