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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #31
    Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

    Originally posted by Thick As A Brick View Post
    You can't support an argument with a centuries old book that doesn't mention vaccines and was before the age of medicine.
    Do you take salt on yours?

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    • Jim C. Lombardo
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2014
      • 565

      #32
      Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

      Originally posted by Thick As A Brick View Post
      You can't support an argument with a centuries old book that doesn't mention vaccines and was before the age of medicine.
      And why not? The Bible's been around for so many years for a reason. Before the age of medicine was Jesus Christ who performed healing miracles (Matthew 8:5-13) (Luke 7:1-10). The Bible is a timeless legacy of bodily truth that any doctor can and should turn to. You on the other have a few decades (fewer?) left on this Earth so flat while the Bible will echo for the eons to come.

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      • Thick As A Brick
        Unsaved trash
        • Jan 2019
        • 13

        #33
        Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Do you take salt on yours?
        Thank you for giving up and letting me win this argument.
        To the person who changed my details to those offensive terms. Thanks! Its alot funnier now actually.

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        • DolliMoans
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2017
          • 451

          #34
          Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

          Originally posted by Thick As A Brick View Post
          Thank you for giving up and letting me win this argument.

          Mr. Much may be a hellbound fellow, he did ask you a valid question however. He does know his Bible, and no doubt was refering to Ezekiel 43:24: And thou shalt offer them before the LORD, and the priests shall cast salt upon them, and they shall offer them up for a burnt offering unto the LORD.


          The verse preceding refers to the bull, the bollock not unlike the kind that makes up your arguments, dear. Do you cast salt upon it?


          It seems he's burned you in this matter, and is asking if you salt your wounds. Your victory is Pyrrhic and shared alone by your lonesome.

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          • Thick As A Brick
            Unsaved trash
            • Jan 2019
            • 13

            #35
            Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

            Originally posted by DolliMoans View Post
            Mr. Much may be a hellbound fellow, he did ask you a valid question however. He does know his Bible, and no doubt was refering to Ezekiel 43:24: And thou shalt offer them before the LORD, and the priests shall cast salt upon them, and they shall offer them up for a burnt offering unto the LORD.


            The verse preceding refers to the bull, the bollock not unlike the kind that makes up your arguments, dear. Do you cast salt upon it?


            It seems he's burned you in this matter, and is asking if you salt your wounds. Your victory is Pyrrhic and shared alone by your lonesome.


            No... When he said salt he was indirectly calling me a sore loser... Salty can mean upset or just being a baby.
            To the person who changed my details to those offensive terms. Thanks! Its alot funnier now actually.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #36
              Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

              Originally posted by Thick As A Brick View Post
              No... When he said salt he was indirectly calling me a sore loser...
              I was asking how you take your damned popcorn, because I'm settling in as this will apparently take a while.


              Protip: read stuff that is there, and ignore the stuff that isn't. It'll help with your Bible reading, too.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14479

                #37
                Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

                Originally posted by Thick As A Brick View Post
                You can't support an argument with a centuries old book that doesn't mention vaccines and was before the age of medicine.
                What evidence do you have that vaccines work?

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12992

                  #38
                  Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

                  Originally posted by Thick As A Brick View Post
                  You can't support an argument with a centuries old book that doesn't mention vaccines and was before the age of medicine.
                  If the Bible was written before the age of medicine, how come it mentions medicine?

                  2 Chroniclers 16:12-13
                  12 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the Lord, but to the physicians.
                  13 And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.

                  James 5:14-16
                  14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
                  15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
                  16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

                  The Bible is very clear on this subject. Sick people, who seek a doctor, die. Sick people, who are prayed over, are healed.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                     
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 8418

                    #39
                    Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    James 5:14-16
                    14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
                    15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
                    16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

                    The Bible is very clear on this subject. Sick people, who seek a doctor, die. Sick people, who are prayed over, are healed.
                    Sister Basilissa, I have often pondered on these verses, specifically James 5:14. I have taken it to mean that Our Lord will raise the invalid up to Heaven with his or her sins forgiven. This is certainly the position I adopted when explaining why I was praying for my late step-grandmother-in-law during her later, most demented period and I was delighted when Our Lord duly obliged. But perhaps I was wrong about this?
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12832

                      #40
                      Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

                      It's been proven vaccinations cause what is the modern day is called autism. The name in an earlier time was "madness." Anyone who wants to become afflicted with madness should go ahead and get vaccinated for everything. Stuff your arm with egg whites, mercury and whatever else in in that stuff.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • Thick As A Brick
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2019
                        • 13

                        #41
                        Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        I was asking how you take your damned popcorn, because I'm settling in as this will apparently take a while.


                        Protip: read stuff that is there, and ignore the stuff that isn't. It'll help with your Bible reading, too.
                        How the hell does popcorn relate to this whole thing?
                        To the person who changed my details to those offensive terms. Thanks! Its alot funnier now actually.

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14479

                          #42
                          Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

                          You haven't answered my question.

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                          • Thick As A Brick
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jan 2019
                            • 13

                            #43
                            Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            You haven't answered my question.



                            Alright hold your horses


                            Here are some sources




                            Vaccines.gov helps you find nearby pharmacies in the United States.



                            住みたい物件に申し込むのはどこの不動産会社へ問合せるのが良い?良いことも悪いことも含めて納得した上で、部屋探しを進めたい!



                            To the person who changed my details to those offensive terms. Thanks! Its alot funnier now actually.

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                            • Thick As A Brick
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jan 2019
                              • 13

                              #44
                              Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              If the Bible was written before the age of medicine, how come it mentions medicine?

                              2 Chroniclers 16:12-13
                              12 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the Lord, but to the physicians.
                              13 And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.

                              James 5:14-16
                              14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
                              15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
                              16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

                              The Bible is very clear on this subject. Sick people, who seek a doctor, die. Sick people, who are prayed over, are healed.


                              Of course there was medicine before the age of medicine. The "age" of medicine refers to a golden time of it where there was huge breakthroughs in it. Before the age, (1930s to 1950s) medicare really just sucked. But vaccines prevent diseases like polio and measles.
                              To the person who changed my details to those offensive terms. Thanks! Its alot funnier now actually.

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                              • Thick As A Brick
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jan 2019
                                • 13

                                #45
                                Re: Getting a Flu Shot this year? Jesus says NO!

                                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                It's been proven vaccinations cause what is the modern day is called autism. The name in an earlier time was "madness." Anyone who wants to become afflicted with madness should go ahead and get vaccinated for everything. Stuff your arm with egg whites, mercury and whatever else in in that stuff.


                                Nope


                                The origin of this "VaCcInEs CaUsE aUtIsM" thing originated from a paper done in the 1990s that "claimed" vaccines cause autism. It made a connection between the Rubella, mumps, and measles vaccines to malabsorption in the gut leading to autism. It was later proven false and a fraud by 25 international research papers involving large population groups. Even 10 of the original 13 authors retracted and refuted their statements on the link. No evidence can or will show this claim between vaccines and autism to be true.
                                To the person who changed my details to those offensive terms. Thanks! Its alot funnier now actually.

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