[Nobar King]

Re: Policing Freehold

That's why I only let a woman cut my hair.

[James Dewitt]

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This is an outright travesty! That it could happen right here in Freehold, right under our noses!

Not only is the FPD going to take swift action, but yours truly will be the one to do it. We are going to whip this town into shape, just you wait and see.

It is not technically illegal for homosexuals to BE in the city limits, but we have regulations about flaunting it like this. (If homos keep to themselves and live in the closet, there isn't much we can do.)

You can bet I will bring up the fact that we don't have a ban in the next church meeting, I bet the Pastors have some thing to say about it city hall meeting.

[Dirk]

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That's why I only let a woman cut my hair.

If it's a male, he's a homer for sure.

[James Dewitt]

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Brother and Sisters, I was arrested yesterday in downtown Freehold. I was crossing the street at Main and 3rd av around noon. Old lady Johnson almost ran me over, as she passed she screamed out the window of he car," Get out of the road you God d*** Bible thumper , piffling Jesus freaks think you can do what ever you want to. Jesus sucks a**"
I screamed that's blasphemy at her. At that point I grabbed a large rock from my Jesus backpack and threw it at her car, smashing her rear window. She then hit a light pole and fire hydrant. She called the cops on me for destruction of private property and assault . The police came and I told the ROOKIE officer, badge #317 that she had Blasphemed , and that God has a rule on that. I stood my ground and refused to apologize. I told the officer that she was lucky to be inside the car and not on the street. He then cuffed me and took me to jail. I was charged with destruction of private property, destruction of city property, assault with intent to do bodily harm and resisting arrest.I spent 6 hours in that hell hole. Next week I have to go before a judge. And Old Lady Johnson gets off scott free, I ask you where is the justice in that?
Leviticus 24:13-16

And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

[James Hutchins]

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James, I put a call into Sam Diamond and Ofc. Richards. I will be having lunch today with the Honorable Mayor J. Hold to discuss some zoning changes on land we jointly own on the other side of the tracks (Thinking about demolishing the low income housing and putting in a "Rent - A - Center" to better serve the poor of Freehold).

Suffice it to say, that rookie officer will be walking the beat around Free Market Fred's Sanitation recycling operation within 24 hours. Let's just pray he does not meet with an industrial accident.

[James Dewitt]

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=James Hutchins;544349]

James, I put a call into Sam Diamond and Ofc. Richards. I will be having lunch today with the Honorable Mayor J. Hold to discuss some zoning changes on land we jointly own on the other side of the tracks (Thinking about demolishing the low income housing and putting in a "Rent - A - Center" to better serve the poor of Freehold).

Thanks for reminding me, what do you think about a pay- day, car title loan office?

Suffice it to say, that rookie officer will be walking the beat around Free Market Fred's Sanitation recycling operation within 24 hours. Let's just pray he does not meet with an industrial accident.

I sure will appreciate any and all help. I now have an arrest record! I still can't believe that I was arrested for doing the Lords work. I just hope that ALL of my Brothers and Sisters DO NOT go to old lady Johnson's home and STONE it. It could result in the destruction of HER HOME. The city might have to condemn it and tear it down.

lets meet Friday at Cranky's home and get the job done

[Benedict A. Davis]

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=James Hutchins;544349]Thanks for reminding me, what do you think about a pay- day, car title loan office?

I sure will appreciate any and all help. I now have an arrest record! I still can't believe that I was arrested for doing the Lords work. I just hope that ALL of my Brothers and Sisters DO NOT go to old lady Johnson's home and STONE it. It could result in the destruction of HER HOME. The city might have to condemn it and tear it down.

lets meet Friday at Cranky's home and get the job done

Brother James, You will only have a record if you are convicted, otherwise no harm no foul. If it looks a certainty of you being convicted plea bargain a misdemeanor public disturbance conviction which will have no effect on your inalienable rights to carry a concealed weapon, etc.
I myself had to do the same thing myself just this week. I and a few other believers were protesting an abortion clinic in Mobile Ala. when a balloon of animal effluent was thrown at one of the doctors in his way in. He Identified me as the thrower but no one could verify his word.I pled guilty to protesting without a permit, a misdemeanor too, I was fined 250 dollars and time served. On the plus side I managed to get the Doctors home address. Clouds do have silver linings.

[James Dewitt]

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Brother James, You will only have a record if you are convicted, otherwise no harm no foul. If it looks a certainty of you being convicted plea bargain a misdemeanor public disturbance conviction which will have no effect on your inalienable rights to carry a concealed weapon, etc.
I myself had to do the same thing myself just this week. I and a few other believers were protesting an abortion clinic in Mobile Ala. when a balloon of animal effluent was thrown at one of the doctors in his way in. He Identified me as the thrower but no one could verify his word.I pled guilty to protesting without a permit, a misdemeanor too, I was fined 250 dollars and time served. On the plus side I managed to get the Doctors home address. Clouds do have silver linings.

I will not plea bargain. I was in the right. God has given instruction, I was carrying out His command. The only thing that prevented the rock from striking tho old bi***
was her rear window. She ran over the fire hydrant and took out the light pole not me! The resisting arrest charge was trumped up by the rookie officer. I am contacting my mouthpiece about false arrest charges. I will accept a full apology from Old lady Johnson and a severe reprimand of the officer. This is an outrage and I will fight to my last breath.

[Cranky Old Man]

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On the plus side I managed to get the Doctors home address. Clouds do have silver linings.

Ah great, I love those trips! Will it be eggs and tomatoes or stones this time?

Joshua 7:25 "And Joshua said, Why hast thou troubled us? the LORD shall trouble thee this day. And all Israel stoned him with stones, and burned them with fire, after they had stoned them with stones."

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

I and a group of fellow Christian Officers of the Law had a private chat with Mr. 317 in the locker room this morning.

What goes on in the hallowed halls of the FPD isn't for the public to know, but I can say this: Mr. 317 is a lot more familiar with the pecking order around here than he was a day ago.

You have our support and I will be leaving a box of Chick tracts in his locker.

I don't know if I can make it to your hearing at the court, but then again, Mr. 317 might not make it either, in which case you and Jesus win.

[James Dewitt]

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I and a group of fellow Christian Officers of the Law had a private chat with Mr. 317 in the locker room this morning.

What goes on in the hallowed halls of the FPD isn't for the public to know, but I can say this: Mr. 317 is a lot more familiar with the pecking order around here than he was a day ago.

You have our support and I will be leaving a box of Chick tracts in his locker.

I don't know if I can make it to your hearing at the court, but then again, Mr. 317 might not make it either, in which case you and Jesus win.

Thank you to all of you and your fellow Christian officers.
I hold no grudge, well maybe a little against old lady Johnson. The officer how ever miss guided he was had a job to do. Ofc Don stop by my home tomorrow , I have a case of porterhouse steaks that need investigation.

[Dirk]

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I heard there was a pie thief active in Freehold, any news regarding that?

[Free Market Fred]

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Officer Don and other True Christians, I've got some great news. Republican prosecutor Ed Jagels of Bakersfield, California, just recently retired. Why is that good news? Because now he is available, and would (I think) make an excellent prosecutor for Freehold, Iowa.

Perhaps you aren't familiar with Mr Jagels, so let me briefly introduce him. He is the main subject matter of the book "Mean Justice." A good synopsis of Jagels' accomplishments was written up in this Rolling Stone article.

One of the thing that made Ed such a great prosecutor was his uncanny ability to detect crimes for which there was no physical evidence and no witnesses. He could detect witchcraft and devil worship where no one else could see it. Ed managed to put dozens of people in jail for molesting children who were never even born! Unfortunately, liberal judges later attacked Ed's good work and ordered many of the convicts released and forced Kern County to pay millions in compensation. Nevertheless, Ed was able to remain the county prosecutor for over 20 years, because he was relentlessly "tough on crime," especially imaginary crime. We can all take pride in the fact that Ed managed to ruin so many lives, and yet he personally never had to pay a price - like so many of my friends here on Wall Street.


Ed Jagels could detect criminals that no one else could see

In short, a good conservative prosecutor like Ed Jagels is just what the folks of Freehold need (and deserve!). And I'm sure that Officer Don would agree. Indeed, with Don and Ed working together, all the heathens, witches, devil worshipers and other Democrats in Freehold would be wise to get out of town, quick! Seems to me like Ed & Don would be a marriage made in Heaven (and I don't mean that in any kind of "gay" sense - just a figure of speech, you know).

[Johny Joe Hold]

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One of the thing that made Ed such a great prosecutor was his uncanny ability to detect crimes for which there was no physical evidence and no witnesses. He could detect witchcraft and devil worship where no one else could see it.

In short, a good conservative prosecutor like Ed Jagels is just what the folks of Freehold need (and deserve!).

Fred, thank you for bringing this to our attention. This Ed Jagels sounds like the person every city needs to keep its citizens in line. I'm sending one of my people out west to visit with him.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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THURSDAY, JULY 29, 2010

Did you ever have one of those days where you were just at the right place at the right time to bust a crook? Today was one of those days for me.

A long afternoon of patrolling can sure take its toll on your appetite so I stopped by Casey's for donuts. I had a fine selection picked out. Luck would have it (or rather, Jesus would have it) that I just got in line behind a rather unsavory looking golder woman.

Her face was leathery beyond her years and her hair was all frizzly. (As surprising as it may seem to those of you reading this, she was indeed white.)

She had placed a carton of cigarettes on the counter and was paying the clerk for them. Well, the only women who smoke are harlots and lesbians.

The clerk gave the woman her change, and the customer picked up her carton of cigarettes and headed for the door.

I felt the Holy Ghost moving me to witness to her about her wicked ways. I set my box of one dozen fresh-made donuts on the counter, cleared my throat and said "As an Officer of the Law, I cannot pollute my body with cigarette smoke or take a chance on catching a lesbian disease by being a lesbian."

The woman stopped and looked at me, at first unsure if I was talking to her or not. I looked back sternly.

She said with ice in her voice, "Honey, I've been straight as an arrow since I was born and a smoker since I was 12."

It makes my job a lot easier when a criminal confesses right to my face. My ticket book was out of my pocket faster than you can say "underage smoker."

I issued her a fine. She thought it was a joke. So I added some more to the fine to show her how serious I was. $210. That's how serious I was.

She said that my fining her for something she did over 30 years ago was "absurd" and "outrageous." Yet had she not just ADMITTED in front of me AND a witness (the clerk) that she was an underage smoker at one time?

If she was a murderer, I explained, who killed somebody 30 years ago and I just now found out, I'd be well within my rights to arrest her.

She says she is going to go to court over this ticket, and I told her she was more than welcome to try. When we get to court, she's going to find out that not only do underage smokers get smacked with a hefty fine, but also get assigned to community service. What a fun court date THAT is going to be.