[James Hutchins]

Re: Policing Freehold

.................................................. ......Racist Rants....................And guess what? I'm right 100% of the time.
..................................

As is any other worthless broken watch.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Policing Freehold

Why look at Andrea Yates - her children were happy, healthy and had a great life up until Andrea drowned them in the tub. And Dena Schlosser? She took excellent care of her baby girl until she severed the baby's arms with a kitchen knife. And those are just 2 examples of parents with mental illnesses from Texas. So how can the authorities say someone with a mental illness doesn't take care of their children? I could never believe that being a Christian would be held against you. I bet those people that work in the Foster Care System are black. And you know those negroes wouldn't think it fair that a parentless white child would have a better life than what they can provide for their own kids.

Obviously this is proof that African-American women make better mothers than white women. It's always these white mothers that commit these atrocities against their own children, ever notice that? Whenever I hear about a mother who microwaved her baby or cuts off his head, I always think "Well, that's certainly not an African-American mother!". And guess what? I'm right 100% of the time.

In a perfect world, white people would be forcefully sterilized so you couldn't pass on your imperialistic, racist, bigoted, psychotic, evil, cruel, opportunistic, violent genes anymore.

A world without white -- would be alright!

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: Policing Freehold

You know, Sister Mary, I've been trying to become a foster parent for wayward teenage girls now for over a year, but without success. I think the authorities are discriminating against me because I'm a Christian. Of course, they don't dare admit it - they come with lame excuses like "you can't adopt children if you're homeless" or "you need to be married to just one woman, not three," or "a long history of mental illness disqualifies you."

It really is unfair.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

Well deary me, Brother Buford. How appalling. I think you'd make a fine foster Father. With 3 women, the child / children would certainly have more maternal influences than children in a home w/ just one Mother. And being homeless would certainly teach the children survival skills - children nowadays are just so spoiled and jaded with so many material things. Why children nowadays are raised to be "soft". And mental illness? What does mental illnes have to do with raising a child? I've seen many mentally ill people give their children a good upbringing. Why look at Andrea Yates - her children were happy, healthy and had a great life up until Andrea drowned them in the tub. And Dena Schlosser? She took excellent care of her baby girl until she severed the baby's arms with a kitchen knife. And those are just 2 examples of parents with mental illnesses from Texas. So how can the authorities say someone with a mental illness doesn't take care of their children? I could never believe that being a Christian would be held against you. I bet those people that work in the Foster Care System are black. And you know those negroes wouldn't think it fair that a parentless white child would have a better life than what they can provide for their own kids.

If you need a reference, I'd certainly be willing to help.

Mary

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Policing Freehold

Then the children could be raised in nice Christian foster homes where they would have loving foster parents that would discipline them appropriately for non-compliance to the standard Christian dress code. I guarantee you that a few sore behinds would prevent them from wearing those tight clothes for sometime.
Mary

You know, Sister Mary, I've been trying to become a foster parent for wayward teenage girls now for over a year, but without success. I think the authorities are discriminating against me because I'm a Christian. Of course, they don't dare admit it - they come with lame excuses like "you can't adopt children if you're homeless" or "you need to be married to just one woman, not three," or "a long history of mental illness disqualifies you."

It really is unfair.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: Policing Freehold

It's a shame the way fathers let their daughters dress these days when they let them go out of the house.

I certainly agree! Is there not a way to imprision the parents of these underage girls for "contributing to the deliquency of a minor"? Then the children could be raised in nice Christian foster homes where they would have loving foster parents that would discipline them appropriately for non-compliance to the standard Christian dress code. I guarantee you that a few sore behinds would prevent them from wearing those tight clothes for sometime.

Mary

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Policing Freehold

One of the girls was exceptionally well-endowed and required additional patting down because there was a lot of places she could've had a handgun or knife hidden. I had to smell her to make sure she hadn't been smoking marijuana. There was nothing in her soft blond hair either. I'm not entirely convinced they were innocent, but I wrote them a big fat ticket and let them go.

I think a strip search would have been in order. With terrorists infiltrating every community, you just can't be too careful.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Policing Freehold

Oh, Officer Don, I see there has been a slight mistake. You see, those college girls aren't criminal scum or anything. I've had a lot of free time since my wife went to visit her sister in Florida, so I invited those young, pretty college girls to my house for some intense Bible study! Their names are Pamela, Brittany, Lindzey, and Sarah.

The only reason why they might be driving over the speed limit is because all four left my house in a frenzy of ecstacy after I baptized them and the Holy Ghost came all over them. You could see the Holy Ghost came all over their young faces because their eyes were closed and were experiencing spiritual ecstacy.

I have personally taken time out of my busy schedule to help with these young ladies' Salvation© for no charge whatsoever. I expect them to be back tomorrow night. Surely someone in the Freehold P.D. can look the other way for this ticket. Thanks, bud. See you at Casey's Donut Shop tomorrow morning!

[Nobar King]

Re: Policing Freehold

It's a shame the way fathers let their daughters dress these days when they let them go out of the house.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

TUESDAY, AUGUST 4, 2009

Pulled over a red Mazda for excessive speed. (Four miles an hour over.)

Inside were four young college girls who were listening to satanic pop music and wearing jewelry and tight pants. The windows were tinted so I used extreme caution.

After checking the license and registration of the young woman in the driver's seat, I asked her and her friends to step out of the car, place their hands on the hood and spread their legs. People driving cars with tinted windows often have paraphernalia on them, and weapons. Sure enough, in one of their purses was a nail file and pair of nail clippers. There was also a tampon, which I confiscated.

One of the girls was exceptionally well-endowed and required additional patting down because there was a lot of places she could've had a handgun or knife hidden. I had to smell her to make sure she hadn't been smoking marijuana. There was nothing in her soft blond hair either. I'm not entirely convinced they were innocent, but I wrote them a big fat ticket and let them go.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Policing Freehold

In Freehold, Iowa, I'm sure the authorities would have no problem certifying me to handle a car, a taser and a gun. And all my True Christian friends here at LBC would no doubt vouch for my fine moral character.

Brother, the Freehold Police Department follows the same personnel rules laid down by President Bush for our Godly military: As long as you're heterosexual, all else is negotiable.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Policing Freehold

I really think that I ought to apply to the Freehold Police Force. The only problem I can foresee is that, at present, I'm not allowed to drive a patrol car, or any car, due to a mild case of schizophrenia. But it's really unfair - as long as I take my medication, I'm fine. Anyway, it's only a problem in Texas, where they have my medical records at the Happydale Home for the Severely Disturbed. And all my arrests for throwing stink bombs at abortion clinics were only misdemeanor charges. The one felony charge for assault on an abortion clinic patient got dismissed due to my "medical condition."

In Freehold, Iowa, I'm sure the authorities would have no problem certifying me to handle a car, a taser and a gun. And all my True Christian friends here at LBC would no doubt vouch for my fine moral character.

Yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Policing Freehold

Excellent work, Officer Richards! It gives me relief to know a stalwart man of the law like you is patrolling our streets!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Policing Freehold

Perhaps what the messican meant was moving up to mow a better class of lawn. That seems plausible.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Policing Freehold

Turns out he lives in a ghetto southeast of Freehold, and likes to go cruising in the nicer neighborhoods because he "dreams of working his way up."

That's just so typical of those uppity El Salivadoreans, demanding affirmative action and other special privileges. I trust you'll keep a close eye on him.

Anyway, keep up the good work!

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Intercepted mysterious red Kia that was reported by Rev. Osborne. Pulled the driver over for excessive speed and suspicious behavior. (Kept glancing at my cruiser in his rear view mirror.)

Approaching the vehicle, I noticed that the driver was a Hispanic male, so I drew my .45 just in case. I asked for a driver's license and proof of insurance. A driver's permit was provided, and no insurance.

I asked the driver to step out of the car and place his hands on the hood. Upon searching his person, I uncovered a concealed weapon in the form of a small pocket knife with bottle opened and tooth pick. The driver's permit was issued to Jose Raul Ricardo Hernandez, a recent immigrant from Mexico, age 22.

Turns out he lives in a ghetto southeast of Freehold, and likes to go cruising in the nicer neighborhoods because he "dreams of working his way up." I told him there aren't a lot of high paying jobs for his kind in this town, and to stay out of True Christian neighborhoods.

A search of his car turned up no drugs or other weapons, although I'm sure he has them at home. I fined him heavily for his concealed pocket knife and for driving without a license. Let's see if he can work his way up far enough to pay a $375 ticket.