[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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While the very idea of fondling my genitalia in a manner that provides maximum stimulation to achieve the most powerful eruptions of my manly sex, I cannot get over what the sounds of the tens of thousands of dying babies must be like as their tiny lifeless bodies dry out on a tissue.
No, I let God take hold of my urges, producing offspring in my wife, Mrs. Hutchins. Do His deeds, no matter how distasteful.

AMEN, Brother AMEN. All life is precious.

[biatch77]

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I do want one of these shirts and I think they are great. But I am honestly wondering how long a male like myself must go without "M" until you think that I have earned it and can actually in good conscience purchase and wear one of these shirts?

I have been very concerned about the amount of masturbation "M" threads here and the amount of "M" talk that goes around in this Satan filled World.

All True Christians know you will go to HELL for it and unsaved trash thinks it is "cool".

I wanted to do something to make a stand against "M'ing" and wanted to make a subtle statement that says it isn't cool and yet doesn't mention the "M" word.

So, folks I came up with this T-shirt. Hands off! This shirt will quietly and confidently set you apart from HELLBOUND "M'ers". When you see another True Christian with this T-shirt on in a crowded mall or even in another State while on vacation you will instantly know that he or she is part of the Anti-M club AND a True Christian (you can also give them a knowing wink because you will know you are part of thisv ery special HEAVENBOUND elite club ).

I have a feeling this T-shirt will really take off among the young adults.

Place your orders today.

SIZE:
__ XL (Qnty___) ____ L (Qnty___) M____(Qnty___) S___(Qnty___)

(Please keep in mind that these will be made in Brother Worthington's Malasian factory and may run small or contain lead.)

Please PM me with your Credit Card information and any special shipping instructions.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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I do want one of these shirts and I think they are great. But I am honestly wondering how long a male like myself must go without "M" until you think that I have earned it and can actually in good conscience purchase and wear one of these shirts?

One day at a time, dear. One day at a time.

[Elmer G. White]

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It's so sad but ultimately boring to see this newcomer being so compulsive about self-abuse that he can't even write about anything else. Claiming to be a believer, it is clear that he cannot be. If he were, God would have heard his parayers and intervened.

John 9:31
Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

But, fortunately, Jesus always knows what is going on. With some True Faith®, He'd come to the rescue!



Unfortunately, Jesus always knows what is going in. Without 100% True Faith®, He'll make some radical solutions (John 3:18) regarding the final dwelling place of this sinner.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[biatch77]

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It seems that you have sentenced me to eternal hell, is that correct?


I don't know any other way to interpret your final statement to me.


"the final dwelling place of this sinner"


May I ask, please?



What is your definition of hell and what type of punishment will it be?

It's so sad but ultimately boring to see this newcomer being so compulsive about self-abuse that he can't even write about anything else. Claiming to be a believer, it is clear that he cannot be. If he were, God would have heard his parayers and intervened.

John 9:31
Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

But, fortunately, Jesus always knows what is going on. With some True Faith®, He'd come to the rescue!



Unfortunately, Jesus always knows what is going in. Without 100% True Faith®, He'll make some radical solutions (John 3:18) regarding the final dwelling place of this sinner.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

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It seems that you have sentenced me to eternal hell, is that correct?

It seems you have confused Brother Elmer with Jesus Christ Almighty Himself. I've worn dresses with a higher IQ.

[biatch77]

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You have done it this time, you have really set me off. I cannot believe this. Now calling me stupid.





"I've worn dresses with a higher IQ."



May I ask, what on earth have I done to deserve this?


And what of all these infractions and now being labeled a pervert?

[Didymus Much]

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You have done it this time, you have really set me off...

More proof that you've never read the Bible.

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law:And nothing shall offend them."

How about looking after that little oversight before you do any more opining on how to be a Christian?

[biatch77]

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More proof that you've never read the Bible.

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law:And nothing shall offend them."

How about looking after that little oversight before you do any more opining on how to be a Christian?

I would never pretend to tell anyone how to be a Christian and I apologize if I have mislead any on this forum.


I am only human and yes I got angry and I do apologize. Above all else I ask God to forgive me.

[biatch77]

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I went to the website and saw this article:


"Youth Pastor Announces that Masturbation does not make you gay"


I have to agree with him, how on earth does masturbation make you gay?



What scripture verse or verses support the idea that masturbation makes one gay?



Youth Pastor Announces that Masturbation is Healthy and Does Not Make You Gay

We need to fight sin and self-defilement.

[Elmer G. White]

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... how on earth does masturbation make you gay?

Dear sinner,

Please click our Godly link for an explanation.



Please also try to read the replies to your posts and not just repeat the same thing all over. Our JesOS operating system is a Spiritually powerful tool that follows the writings of our members and either rewards or punishes the authors with, e.g., awards that you can see by your avatar. One of the main problems with masturbation is its self-indulgence, which is something that your posts also exhibit. To become a True Christian™ means that it is not about you but about Jesus and worship.

Galatians 2:20
I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.

Now,read that verse carefully and then try to write about something else. We already know about your habits. You've been explained enough about them. It's time to discard all that and join us in Worship. I shall not waste more precious prayer time repeating these issues to you.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[biatch77]

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Thank You for the link Dr and the very kind advice. I shall take it to heart and before I turn in for the night complete the assigned task you have given me. Once again, thank you very much.

[Faith_Machine]

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You're going to crack your Bible open and read it?

Praise the Lord!

[biatch77]

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Yes, this group has changed my life. I am reading and doing other things that members have asked me to do.


I come across rebellious but in reality I am very compliant. My nature is to please and be accepted and this is my goal with the Landover Baptist Church.


I ask anyone that I have offended here to please forgive me and continue to offer your counsel and guidance as I truly endeavor to follow your advice.



I hope to work hard and earn for one thing the removal of these embarassing things from my profile, beginning with the tag at the top of all my posts that the Moderator or someone placed there, please.

You're going to crack your Bible open and read it?

Praise the Lord!

[Basilissa]

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I hope to work hard and earn for one thing the removal of these embarassing things from my profile, beginning with the tag at the top of all my posts that the Moderator or someone placed there, please.

So, basically, you realized that whining incessantly won't get you anywhere so you're trying a different tactic? How about, you pick up a Bible instead (please, wash your hands first!), and start reading it?