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I was shopping for more Bibles on the internets and I came a device being sold as a "Banana Saver Clip":
Now, friends, the reason I am peeved and considering asking the Pastor Force™ to contact our Joo lawyers is that this device looks very similar to the device I invented to try and help all our young men resist the temptation of the unsaved whores and sluts all around us. I distributed the "Tallywacker Intervention Temptation Sleeve" along with extensive documentation and photographic evidence of all the types of filthy pornography that this miraculous device would help our young men resist. Needless to say the device was a huge hit. People were so enthralled with the product, we got hundreds of calls to our hotline asking for extra copies of the documentation, presumably to share with their unsaved friends so that they, too, could resist the urges and temptations of pornography.
Now I find that these theiving sinners have stolen my idea and have turned it towards saving fruit?!?!? Should we sic our expensive Joo sharks on these sinners?
Now, friends, the reason I am peeved and considering asking the Pastor Force™ to contact our Joo lawyers is that this device looks very similar to the device I invented to try and help all our young men resist the temptation of the unsaved whores and sluts all around us. I distributed the "Tallywacker Intervention Temptation Sleeve" along with extensive documentation and photographic evidence of all the types of filthy pornography that this miraculous device would help our young men resist. Needless to say the device was a huge hit. People were so enthralled with the product, we got hundreds of calls to our hotline asking for extra copies of the documentation, presumably to share with their unsaved friends so that they, too, could resist the urges and temptations of pornography.
Now I find that these theiving sinners have stolen my idea and have turned it towards saving fruit?!?!? Should we sic our expensive Joo sharks on these sinners?
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