Red level Wiccan Threat tonight

[Bobby-Joe]

Tonight is a Wiccan holy night, the so called "Wolf Moon" were the moon is closest in its orbit to the earth for the year. The so called second Hellowenn means baby snatching, goat killings and poisonings will be on the rise. All Landover Church members are advise to keep vigilant and find a secure shelter for the night. The pastors have authorized the opening of the church Tribulation Bunkers to any tithing church member who will need them for today and tomorrow.

Be on the look out for the following signs around your home

• Dead animals
• aggressive animals
• Shadowy figures lurking in the bushes
• Sudden mood change in spouse or children
• Odd unexplained noises
• Doors opening or shutting when no one is there.
• Problems with cars, phones or cable TV

If you observe any of these signs you maybe marked for sacrifice by a wiccan witch and she maybe stalking you. Do not take any chances, arm yourself, go to your panic room and contact your pastor immediately! Remember the Wiccans would love nothing better that to rape and murder each and every TRUE Christian at Landover since we are the only thing between them and the take over of America.

Good luck and God bless brethren.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Thank you Brother I will be sure to arm the motion detector triggered claymores around my estate tonight.

It is always good to know our Freehold Security forces are ever vigilant.

[Wide-Open]

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Thanks for the warning Bobby-Joe. Off to the bomb-shelter for me then. I always see strange people lurking in the bushes around my house, but this is ... extra terrifying. I also just found a dead fly on my desk, so who knows: they may eally be after me.

I guess you can't send a few of your guys to this place? Maybe Portway can fly them over? Pretty please?

[James Hutchins]

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Tonight is a Wiccan holy night, the so called "Wolf Moon" were the moon is closest in its orbit to the earth for the year. The so called second Hellowenn means baby snatching, goat killings and poisonings will be on the rise. All Landover Church members are advise to keep vigilant and find a secure shelter for the night. The pastors have authorized the opening of the church Tribulation Bunkers to any tithing church member who will need them for today and tomorrow.

Be on the look out for the following signs around your home

• Dead animals - What if they are dead because I shot them?
• aggressive animals - My animals always seem aggressive, especially the fighting dogs, is that a concern?
• Shadowy figures lurking in the bushes - Nigras are often shadowy at night. What Should I do about them?
• Sudden mood change in spouse or children - Should I send the lot to the Monthly Visitor shed?
• Odd unexplained noises - See the part about the Nigras.
• Doors opening or shutting when no one is there. I assume I should shot my gun at theses areas, correct?
• Problems with cars, phones or cable TV. What should I do about these?

If you observe any of these signs you maybe marked for sacrifice by a wiccan witch and she maybe stalking you. Do not take any chances, arm yourself, go to your panic room and contact your pastor immediately! Remember the Wiccans would love nothing better that to rape and murder each and every TRUE Christian at Landover since we are the only thing between them and the take over of America.

Good luck and God bless brethren.

Brother Bobby-Joe, I responded to you bullet points (see the bolded responses). What do I do if my panic room is violated? You have gotten the entire Hutchins household in a tizzy! Lastly, when is this even going to be over as I'd like to withhold paying the nigas and messicans until afterwards in case any of them get spooked and run off or are consumed by the wiccans. Waste not want not.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Brother Bobby-Joe, I responded to you bullet points (see the bolded responses). What do I do if my panic room is violated? You have gotten the entire Hutchins household in a tizzy! Lastly, when is this even going to be over as I'd like to withhold paying the nigas and messicans until afterwards in case any of them get spooked and run off or are consumed by the wiccans. Waste not want not.

Godly thought Brother. The staff should be docked so you don't have to pay any who don't make it threw the night.

I guess I should deliberate that any unexplained animal deaths or aggravations maybe Wicca caused since Wiccans are notorious for cruelty to animals. If you suspect your wife or child to be a Wicca I would flee your house for a Tribulation bunker right now Brother. Remember Wiccans love to spit their AIDs tainted blood at Christians to spread the illness. They are feeling embolden since they have their precious Nazi president. Don't take any chances!

Brother Wide Open; I wouldn't get to scared. Even the Wiccans aren't so stupid as to killing the last Christian Europe and remove the last things stopping Jesus from sending a comet crashing into Paris . Any Christians attempting to help you would be walking into a death trap. Pray to Christ for help.

Yes Brother SayvedByTheLord, wise precaution. The Mehl's cat is almost certainly has learned its lesson from last year's Wolf Moon. (It is up walking again, right?)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I'm looking for people with hairy palms, right?

[Bobby-Joe]

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I'm looking for people with hairy palms, right?

That is correct. Wiccans NOT Goths tonight.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Bobby-Joe,

Did you know this woman? I saw her hanging around earlier, so I asked her what she thought she was doing.







Well, she went on about crystals and the Horned One and the moon. This raised my suspicions considerably, (although there were no dead animals or nigras about) so I invited her into the garage to see the log-chipper and learn a lesson from KJV1611.

Oh! And tragedy! I hope I will be forgiven. In her enthusiasm to save a tree, she fell in. This, apart from a large and unsightly stain, is all that remains.





I am wracked with guilt that I should have been there at that time. May be you have some way of avoiding a lot of unnecessary police work?

[Noah Dint]

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Is it legal to kill a witch? It wouldn't fall under the same part of the law as killing a person would it?

-ND

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Not exactly legal but the sort of thing the Landover Police Dept would overlook. If it helps there has never been a conviction.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Is it legal to kill a witch? It wouldn't fall under the same part of the law as killing a person would it?

-ND

Were did Brother Bathfire say he killed anyone Brother Dint? I believe you are rushing to judgment here. It is almost certain that witch deliberately threw herself in Brother Bathfire's industrial wood chipper out of sheer spit to defame his Godly name. Most likely to spread her aids tainted blood all over the woodchiper and to leave it unworkable.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Indeed! Indeed! I hope there is no misunderstanding, the tree for chipping was covered in little ribbons and the like - I assumed it had been marked for felling and had "Boy" my faithful retainer do the job.

The woman was quite incensed and attempted to rescue the thing... her long robes caught in the mechanism and I was transfixed as she... she... Oh! It was all too horrible!

PS, this bit of body is still here Bobby-Joe...

[Bobby-Joe]

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Indeed! Indeed! I hope there is no misunderstanding, the tree for chipping was covered in little ribbons and the like - I assumed it had been marked for felling and had "Boy" my faithful retainer do the job.

The woman was quite incensed and attempted to rescue the thing... her long robes caught in the mechanism and I was transfixed as she... she... Oh! It was all too horrible!

PS, this bit of body is still here Bobby-Joe...

Brother Backfire, do not worry anymore. We will have a car down with two security officers and a Church grief councilor to take care of the problem with the City of Freehold police. I know it is hard for a man as compassionate you Brother Bathfire but there is no need to blame yourself for this horrible woman accidental death/suicide/ act of God that killed her.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Is it legal to kill a witch? It wouldn't fall under the same part of the law as killing a person would it?

-ND

Only with the proper permits.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I'm taking extra precautions tonight. I hired extra armed security to patrol my estate grounds. Normally I have five guards armed with Beretta 9mms, but I'm having additional support brought in. Ten additional guards wielding Benellis, AR-15s, and HK MP5 subs, fully decked out in Kevlar and night-vision gear. I've also hired an ex-Navy SEAL sniper and procured a bomb-sniffing dog for the premises.

This extra security is putting me back about 100 grand for tonight only, but it's worth it. Plus it's being entirely paid for by church funds.

Fortress Osborne will be available absolutely free for tonight to any Gold/Platinum Tithers who want to sleep securely. There are 20 bedrooms available, so first come first serve!