[Cranky Old Man]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I am most pleased about this as I haven't filed or paid my taxes in the last 11 years.

I used to pay taxes but when I accidentally shot an inspector of taxes they stopped bothering me.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Do you think it wise to talk about Habakkuk in open forum?

Shhh...the walls have ears!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

While the public at our church is aware there is a Project Habakkuk going on, the details of said project are remaining secret, for now. To be on the safe side, I would limit references to the Project, and surely do not elaborate further on the workings.

SJ-74 was a disaster because someone had loose lips. I think you realize how important it is to keep mum about this whole affair. Are we on the same page, brother?

Wait, nobody told me about SJ-74...

What's going on here?!

[True Disciple]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Wait, nobody told me about SJ-74...

What's going on here?!

Nothing, Brother, nothing to worry about.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Come march fifth I will laugh whole-heartedly and will be sure to return here and let you know of my enjoyment.

Well, its even better than that. You probably do not realize that one of the most specific predictions is that unbelievers would mock the Second Coming in a manner not unlike the mockery directed at Noah just before the flood came:


2Peter 3:3-4 ... knowing this first: that scoffers will come in the last days, walking according to their own lusts, and saying, “Where is the promise of His coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of creation.”


So, ironically, your mockery is a fulfillment of Apostolic prophecy and an early herald of the Second Coming. Hmmm...

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Your laughter will soon turn to screams of agony, once you realize that March 5, 2010 will mark your first day in hellfire.

Amen. Every day that passes is bringing us closer to the end!

[True Disciple]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Amen. Every day that passes is bringing us closer to the end!

Indeed. I'm counting down the days on my wall calendar:

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Since you're so sure, would you like to bet money on that?

Notice he's disappeared now? Guess he couldn't put his money where his mouth was.

[GOD=life]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Notice he's disappeared now? Guess he couldn't put his money where his mouth was.

Yeah, I noticed. That was kind of the point of my "bet": it's easy to talk the talk, but not so easy to walk the walk.

That's something True Christians™ deal with every day. In fact, we get persecuted for walking the walk. Oh well, we'll have the last laugh very soon. But this will be a humble laugh, more like "ho-hum", because we do wish and pray for everyone to reconsider and turn to God after all.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Oh yes...

I will bet you every single cent to my name. Ill even take it 25-1.

I'd be amazed if this clown actually had a single cent to his name.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I will take that bet for $2500-$100. Since if we are right, and we are right, we will not be able to collect our money I have the following proposal. You pay me your $2500 immediately. I will of course donate it to the Church. If you win, which will not happen of course, you can come to my house march 5th to collect your $100 winnings. It's best to come around 5 pm right before I go hunting.

1 Timothy 6:10 "For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows."

Did he end up coming, brother?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Did he end up coming, brother?

No, he turned out to be all bragging and no substance.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

It is an attempt to show the heathen his folly.

Amen, time is running out!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Mr. Hutchins is absolutely right. The world will end on March 4th. It's not a matter of gambling.

I have no interest in receiving money. After all, I'm only a month away from going to Heaven.

It's a metaphorical comparison to the gambling that people do with their souls: when their world ends (through death), they will see how their "gamble" paid off.

So everyone, how do you all plan to spend your last few days here on planet earth?

[JustAPerson]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Then God has apparently changed His mind

If you Truely believe that God is Omnipotent (which is what it says in the bible, as well as in the Koran, as well as in the Torah) then i think you know that God does not change His mind.